Man's penis bit by rat, sues jail

[adderseal]

This brightened up my day so I thought I'd share it!
An inmate was looking forward to a nice sleep, but he hadn't accounted for the rats living in his cell.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

And to give this some discussion value, has anybody had any bizarre animal-related injuries they'd like to share?

 

[Darkwhite]

When my dog was a puppy she put a hole through one side my nose by biting me with those needle sharp puppy teeth lol ^_^

 

[moretimethansense]

I don't know if race had anything to do with it, but he definatly has ther right to sue on this one.

And to give this some discussion value, has anybody had any bizarre animal-related injuries they'd like to share?

Does my dog biting my cheek count?

 

[Nickisimo]

Pssh...I killed Rat Penivore easily, and I was only HR2 at the time. What a noob.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

When my dog was a puppy she put a hole through one side my nose by biting me with those needle sharp puppy teeth lol ^_^

That's one way to get a nasal piercing I suppose.

 

[adderseal]

I don't know if race had anything to do with it, but he definatly has ther right to sue on this one.

And to give this some discussion value, has anybody had any bizarre animal-related injuries they'd like to share?

Does my dog biting my cheek count?

Yeah, it's more original than getting a bitten hand I suppose!

 

[Darkwhite]

When my dog was a puppy she put a hole through one side my nose by biting me with those needle sharp puppy teeth lol ^_^

That's one way to get a nasal piercing I suppose.

Yeah, if only I hadn't been 6 at the time lol ^_^ Edit: (she's an old dog now lol)much wiser, only tries to maul my feet from time to time nowerdays

 

[The Wykydtron]

LOL, we need more threads with lolage titles like this.

 

[Boneasse]

That article was hilarious.

As I stated in a thread some time ago, I was once attacked by a penguin, in a zoo, which started to peck my leg like a crazy ************. A mate of mine was working in the zoo and I was helping him feed them. So he wanted me to try and perform a trick he could do with them, but said penguin wasn't satisfied with that. I guess it just really wanted its fish.

That's the weirdest animal-attack that I've been through.

 

[fix-the-spade]

My sister was hospitalised by her Guinea Pig, it sank it's teeth into her neck. No, we didn't think they could do that either.

 

[JayFreakinROCKS]

I was once sat driving a tractor with the roof open and a pigeon flew in and hit me straight off the head. It didn't hurt but i got the shock of my life never good when your driving.

 

[Ambi]

My friend got bitten on the thumb by a turtle in the creek at school. I think she'd tempted it with food. These other girls heard and said something like "HAHAHAHA OMG I wanna get bitten by a turtle!" and stuck their hands through the fence into the water. We were about ten.

 

[SimuLord]

If I'm the prison guard, I get this guy a cat.

 

[WolfThomas]

Most succinct headline ever. But seriously that would be frightening.

 

[SimuLord]

Also, just a thought, but that stock photo they used of a rat? Adorable! Rats (and mice) are so cute!

 

[Verp]

Ouch! I don't even have a penis, but OUCH!

If this guy's story is true, he is lucky! Rat bites are fucking NASTY. The battle scars given to me by my old overly territorial male rat are still the most visible ones I have and it's been ten years! Angry rats don't just bite and flee, they stick to you with their claws and teeth until you shake them off!

Apart from the rat bites, what else would be sufficiently exotic to share... Well, this huge sow tried to eat my shoe, while I was still wearing it. The shoe got pretty slobbery, but I was okay otherwise.