Mario Kart Saves Child From Blindness

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Danpascooch

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Donnyp said:
Probably due to all the movements and Colours hitting being received by his eye. Nifty to say the least. Now lets have him watch the Pokemon episode with Porygon lol.
"Eye seizures due to Pokemon restore full eye functionality"
 

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SomeBoredGuy said:
Wait, the Daily Mail? Isn't that the one that published the story of the mum that bought her four children a single DS and called video games a toxic drug when she found the four of them arguing over the brand new toy they had to share? [http://www.mcvuk.com/news/30482/Daily-Mail-takes-another-potshot-at-games] Hypocrisy much?
I just read that article and halfway down there was a spot reserved for advertisements, naturally, it was a large animated ad for the Nintendo DS price cut.

Fucking hilarious.
 

similar.squirrel

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Nice one. Apparently videogames can improve surgery skills, too.

Um..That picture..Which game is that from? I don't ever recall playing that level, and I've played Mario Kart DS to death.
 

Kiefer13

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Nice. What surprises me far more though is the fact that the Daily Mail has apparently printed an article related to videogames that does not actively condemn them. What the hell is going on?
 
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*twitch* Daily Mail reporting *twitch*

I could make a joke about blue shells here, but I think everyone already knows what I'd say.
 

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danpascooch said:
Well if it's about making the eye work harder, of course videogames are an excellent way to do that!

Although I doubt there is anything special about Mario Kart over most other videogames
I dunno, Mario Kart has a shitload going on at any time. Shooters have things to look at to shoot, normal racers have other cars, platformers have platforms. Mario Kart has other karts, weird track layouts, boosts/jumps, items, item boxes, weaponry and all kinds of other crap.
 

Woodsey

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THIS IS FROM THE DAILY MAIL!?

What the fu-

Everything I know is now a lie!

AngryMongoose said:
Interesting...
"Source: Daily Mail"

Oh.
You sound oddly unsurprised.
 

theklng

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oh yes clearly this is the GAME's credit, NOT the monitor giving visual clues to him. my bet it any other game OR cartoon OR tv series (to a certain degree) would have had the exact same effect on him. and when i say to a certain degree i mean that there would need to be a certain amount of color on screen before improvement would be likely to happen.

in either case, mariokart/nintendo receives no brownie points here, and neither does the stupidity at work in giving free advertising for nintendo because of misinformation.
 

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Ha, that's just awesome.

And yeah, it has been pretty much a universally used statement that videogames, and electronics of any kind slowly make you lose your eyesight.

What do you think now, parents?
I've always wondered what the logic behind that was.

Visible light is visible light. I could see how a constant single color could cause strain on the cells of your eyes or how standing in a highly bright room for hours on end could indeed do the same. But alternating light colors from screens isn't any different, at least in the way your eyes process it, from walking through a colorful patch of forest or one of those acid trips at disney land.

I mean...if the screen was pumping out Gamma Waves I'd be on board. But it always felt like an old wives tale.

Kind of like the "If you read in the dark you'll go blind" thing.

theklng said:
oh yes clearly this is the GAME's credit, NOT the monitor giving visual clues to him. my bet it any other game OR cartoon OR tv series (to a certain degree) would have had the exact same effect on him. and when i say to a certain degree i mean that there would need to be a certain amount of color on screen before improvement would be likely to happen.

in either case, mariokart/nintendo receives no brownie points here, and neither does the stupidity at work in giving free advertising for nintendo because of misinformation.
It's not misinformation. Likewise a video game would work better than a TV series because you have to tell yourself to concentrate on things on a TV screen. With a video game it comes naturally because you invest in the character you control.

He played a game with lots of moving and plenty of visual changes while piloting a character that was moving fast in four directions (as there are jumps in the game). They didn't say "Mario Kart and only Mario Kart can save you from going blind."

I'd be willing to wager that racing games in general would be a good genre to use as they tend to require rapid changes of scenery and location plotting.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Woodsey said:
THIS IS FROM THE DAILY MAIL!?

What the fu-
The_root_of_all_evil said:
*twitch* Daily Mail reporting *twitch*
comadorcrack said:
SomeBoredGuy said:
Wait, the Daily Mail? Isn't that the one that published the story of the mum that bought her four children a single DS and called video games a toxic drug when she found the four of them arguing over the brand new toy they had to share? [http://www.mcvuk.com/news/30482/Daily-Mail-takes-another-potshot-at-games] Hypocrisy much?
I had to go back and check... Yes it was from the Mail...

I was absolutely convinced it was like physically impossible for the Mail to produce a positive story... Let along one on Video games!!!
AngryMongoose said:
Interesting...
"Source: Daily Mail"

Oh.
"For Every Action, there is an equal and opposite Reaction"
-Newton's Third Law of Motion.


Calumon: I thought Gaming was bad for your eyes?
 

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theklng said:
oh yes clearly this is the GAME's credit, NOT the monitor giving visual clues to him. my bet it any other game OR cartoon OR tv series (to a certain degree) would have had the exact same effect on him. and when i say to a certain degree i mean that there would need to be a certain amount of color on screen before improvement would be likely to happen.

in either case, mariokart/nintendo receives no brownie points here, and neither does the stupidity at work in giving free advertising for nintendo because of misinformation.
This is the Daily Mail we're talking about. The UK tabloid most likely to campaign to ban all video games, printing a good news story about video games. Fanboy or anti-fanboy, Nintendo earns many brownie points because it's the inverse of what we expect to see from the Mail on video games.
 

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Jack and Calumon said:
Woodsey said:
THIS IS FROM THE DAILY MAIL!?

What the fu-
The_root_of_all_evil said:
*twitch* Daily Mail reporting *twitch*
comadorcrack said:
SomeBoredGuy said:
Wait, the Daily Mail? Isn't that the one that published the story of the mum that bought her four children a single DS and called video games a toxic drug when she found the four of them arguing over the brand new toy they had to share? [http://www.mcvuk.com/news/30482/Daily-Mail-takes-another-potshot-at-games] Hypocrisy much?
I had to go back and check... Yes it was from the Mail...

I was absolutely convinced it was like physically impossible for the Mail to produce a positive story... Let along one on Video games!!!
AngryMongoose said:
Interesting...
"Source: Daily Mail"

Oh.
"For Every Action, there is an equal and opposite Reaction"
-Newton's Third Law of Motion.


Calumon: I thought Gaming was bad for your eyes?
I thought that was just an urban-myth thing; an attempt to make the "square-eyes" thing when you sit in front of the TV seem more credible.
 

TriggerUnhappy

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Lavoscraft said:
Mario. Not only saving the princess but eyesight as well!
I'm sorry, but your eyesight is in the other castle? Sorry, couldn't help it...

Still, cool to see more useful applications for video games.
 

Stone Wera

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What's that, Daily Mail? Video games are curing a child's eyes? And here I thought video games were bad. Where did I get that impression?
 

Playbahnosh

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WHATTHE...

Daily Mail? WTF Seriously? o_O Did the Earth spun off it's axis while I was asleep? Damn...

OT: Video games can cure a lot of ailments. Not just that lazy eye, but reportedly ADD, all kinds of psychological stuff, and help cancer patients and burn victims. They use video games as analgesic and to draw the attention of the patient away from the condition they are in and from the treatments that are very painful. The immersion factor is the real medication here. It also improves concentration, visual acuity, hand-eye coordination and a lot of other things.

But because video games are now the fucking scapegoat for every bad thing in the world today, people are only focused on the alleged harm they do, like addiction, aggression, deteriorating social skills and weight problems. Eh...
 

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I'm waiting for this one to combine with the "video games turn kids into killers" nonsense. Just wait, before long we'll have stories like "video games give kids better eyesight for more accurate killing sprees"
 

Sougo

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Its a good thing, but remember, his diseased eye needed exercise to 'mature.' Ours (hopefully) don't.

Don't mean to burst anyones bubble, but watching tv would likely have produced the same effect.