Mars Rover Draws Giant Penis On Mars

[Evil Smurf]

This was the Mars Rover's final fuck you to Earth for leaving it stranded on Mars.

 

[Xan Krieger]

It's like that old saying, women are from Venus, men are from Mars. If only the space race were still going so Russia could try to make a bigger dick on Mars.

 

[-Dragmire-]

It's the little touch we give to other worlds that make the travel worth it.

 

[Erttheking]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

 

[Evil Smurf]

And now in retaliation China/Russia/somebody draws a vagina on Venus. Or just turns it some sort of vagina-planet

Also...
Is it aiming at Uranus?

That's one cute avatar by the way.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Jeez, that's real classy, NASA, you know that?
Still, I can't deny that it's freaking hilarious.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When we make the first landings, I want pictures from a top down perspective.

Made me laugh though.

THANKS SCIENCE!

 

[DarklordKyo]

Looks like the Spirit really DICKED around on Mars. [*rimshot*]

 

[Signa]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

 

[EHKOS]

I just sighed and thought "What would the aliens think?"

This better not backfire.

 

[Duncan Belfast]

Ugh, the patriarchy strikes again. Check your privilege NASA.

 

[templar1138a]

Yep. This about sums us up to any sapient aliens who might be observing.

 

[templar1138a]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

An alien culture revering the penis as a holy symbol? The cross simile isn't far off. After all, the cross comes from one of the most painful ways to die that humans have come up with.

Also, more than a few of our own cultures have revered the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And plenty still do.

 

[Nowhere Man]

While were at it, is there anyway we can draw a penis on that mars face we used to see all the time?

 

[Maerx]

I'd like to make some cheap jokes about snakes, hard and alike.

Anyway, I find this amusing if not a childish. In the end we left our mark.

 

[Teoes]

My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said... but still they come.

We have already been warned...

 

[Something Amyss]

This isn't funny at all. What if the Martians see this and start an interplanetary war? Even 'Indian Love Call' won't save us

what if they instead send a probe to Earth or Moon to draw a big ol' pair of titties
with "your move now" written next to it
that'd be grand

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that their next step will be to teabag our noobs.

 

[Something Amyss]

My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

Really, you wonder why rocket scientists act as though they are afraid of lady parts?