Saelune said:
Souplex said:
I think it's time we as a society agreed that ninjas aren't actually that cool.
We're not pre-teens in the '90s anymore, it's safe to accept now.
Well, it is an inverse function.
As number of Ninjas go up, coolness goes down. The cool ninjas are generally the lonewolf ones who are awesome alone. A bunch of faceless Ninja goons suck. Generally the threshold begins at 4 though for a noticeable loss of cool. At 5 or more, it then drops significantly.
I'd argue that loner characters are also pretty terrible.
I'll just say it: Wolverine is a one-dimensional pile of scowling and stabbing. He ruined the XMen by taking an ensemble and turning them into his rotating cast of sidekicks.
Batman is soooo much better when he's a sociable fellow with a bat-family, who hangs around with other Justice-leaguers. He's super-boring when he's grim-dark "I am the night".
Tell me, what ninja-media has actually been good? Not media where there are some ninja-mooks but they aren't the central foe mind you, I'm talking about media where ninjas are the meat of the narrative. The answer is none.
Ninjas are terrible, loners are terrible, Ninja-loners are the worst thing we've ever produced as a species.
Worse than global warming.
Worse than genocide.
Worse than slavery.
Worse than mayonnaise.
Completely without merit.