mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE

[Redem]

"You will either stand at my side or get crush under my heel,but you will not stand in my way"

Its probably 100% cheesy machismo, but I just think its memorable.

I nearly feel like after Shepard leave the room, the crew say something like

"Is that from a movie? I'm sure I heard it somewhere"
"I don't know, let's check IMDB"

 

[I Am Donut]

this is my favorite also.

 

[SplashyAxis]

I can't exactly remember at what point in Mass Effect this line was said, but it always stuck with me.

Shepard: "Time's running short. I'm gonna go and punch this mountain into space."

 

[Shock and Awe]

?I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior ? then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls.?-Gianna Parasini

NOW THATS WHAT SHE SAID

 

[Diet Chaos]

My most memorable quotes in Mass Effect come from...

Spoiler: Mass Effect 1 Spoilers! Look out!

When you contront Wrex on Virmire. It always gives me the chills.

 

[soren7550]

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

Man, this would be so much easier if I've played recently. -_-'


(Shep & squad are going in to destroy the Thorian)
Kaidan - Now all we have to do is...[sees the Thorian]This thing is huge!
Shepard - That does not look like any plant I've ever seen. Things just got...problematic.
Kaidan - I think we're going to need bigger guns Commander.
(was something along the lines of that)


[after Shepard shoots a monkey-like creature]
Wrex - Nice shot.
Kaidan - Remind me to stay on your good side Commander.

 

[Kulingile]

Wrex: I don't see how a clothed female is more attractive than a naked one.

He says that when you talk to that one turian on Noveria.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"I'M TIRED OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS!" *Shepaaaard PAWNCH!*

Yeah, awesome.

That or every conversation about inter-species relationships with Moridin.

 

[Jfswift]

Given the context of the situation this was probably the best quote imho:

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...
[Bewildered look on Joker's face]
EDI: That is a joke.
Flight Lieutenant Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Right...

 

[mattttherman3]

"I'll relinquish 1 bullet. Where do you want it?"
"There was a hole."
"I should go."
"I would never shoot you in the back Shepard. People like you and me, straight to the face."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

 

[PureIrony]

I remember this bit from the first game were there is a krogan enemy trying to work a computer panel, and you are sneaking up behind.

Malfunctioning AI panel: "Please finish your business at this terminal. There is a queue forming behind you."
Krogan: "Huh? What?"
me: *face palm*

You forgot the best part of that encounter:

"Transmit data, or I'll blow your virtual ass into actual dust!"

And on the secret dialog plane, Legion evaluates why you don't want to be Shepard's enemy:

"There is high probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

 

[Agayek]

I love mass effect but I cannot decide which of the two game's epic quotes is the best,I would like some help on deciding and whilst we are at it. Things you would to see in mass effect 3?

I will get the ball rolling by saying that at the moment the line's you get in the darkstar bar on the citadel in mass effect 2 are the best. "put more stuff...in the..in the thing, stuff goes in" LOL ;p

The best lines in both games are just about anything Sovereign says in the conversation on Virmire. More specifically it's one of the two lines: "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." or "Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."

 

[Admiral Stukov]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait. that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

to be fair so would I although tali and liara=hot

Tali <3...
Thing is I always play FemShep and you can't romance Tali then. =(

I hope tali is not like really strange looking when she finaly takes her helmet off SO YOU CAN FREKIN SEE HER FACE

Rest assured, no matter how bioware makes her face, someone will be disappointed.
Chanses are that they'll never show her face.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

"I have't been shot in the head enough times to know that that's a bad idea"
"I can bludgeon pretty hard"

Council-"You did't just call a meeting to cut us off again"
Shepard-"You know it"

Theres whole videos on it:

 

[Kulingile]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
"...Wait.&#65279; that metaphor just somewhere horrible."
"It will either be a night to remember or a horrible inter-species&#65279; awkwardness thing."

What can I say, I'd go gay for Garrus. <.<

to be fair so would I although tali and liara=hot

Tali <3...
Thing is I always play FemShep and you can't romance Tali then. =(

I hope tali is not like really strange looking when she finaly takes her helmet off SO YOU CAN FREKIN SEE HER FACE

Well, that's gonna be kind of hard for Bioware to do. If they show her face, people are going to rage because it ruins the mystery of the character. If they don't, people are going to rage because they've waited "3 WHOLE GAMES!!!" to see her face.

Put on top of that, that everyone has their own idea of what "beauty" is and the fact that someone is going to have a problem because she looks too alien or not alien enough, and you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Bioware's damned if they do, damned if they don't.

 

[FortheLegion]

"Doesn't appear to be intelligent... unless VERY intelligent and just toying with me. ..."

 

[Xathos]

During the lair of the Shadow Broker DLC during the chase scene.

Liara: Ugh!
Shepard: You ok?
Liara: Still better than the Mako.

Then meeting Wrex in ME2 if he is alive and you bring Grunt.

Grunt: He is dead.
Wrex: Of course. You're with Shepard. How could he be alive?

Wrex: Now, Shepard. What brings you here? How is the Normandy?
Shepard: Destroyed in a Collector surprise attack. I ended up spaced.
Wrex: Well, you look good. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!
Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have that.
Wrex: Oh, it must have been painful then.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Obvious Best Line
"YOU EXIST BECAUSE WE ALLOW IT. AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT."

Personal Favourite
Shepard: "You're in a bad situation, and I'm going to get you out of here."
Jakc: "Shit, you sound like a pussy."

Favourite Part Which Didn't Actually Happen