Mass Effect 2 brings back sex

[Geo Da Sponge]

Hopefully it'll be a better selection this time...

Tali + me = <3

TALI?! You have some glass fetish? XD

Beats the hell out of a blue tentacle-thing and a butch racist.

Technically she's speciest.
Specieest?
Specieiest?
Specieist?
Specist?

Nah, I think I got it right the first time.

 

[scotth266]

What 10 seconds of bare ass is pornography?

Don't forget the sideboob!
Good lord, the people who flipped a shit about this should really calm down. It never was anything more explicit than a r-rated movie. God of War cutscenes are more promiscuous than Mass Effect.

OH MY GOD THE SIDEBOOB!!!

Burn it in a fire! Mass Effect is hardcore porn!!! I'll say here the sex scene in ME was so disapointing after all the hype it got. Was like "Was this all??".

Exactly... I got the game, heard about the sex scene afterwards, reached it and thought to myself:

"Huh. This scene is about as sexual as the romance plots in the Matrix trilogy!"

When you think that after watching a "sex" scene, you know it wasn't much to be concerned about. It's probably redundant to post this, but this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzF173GqTU&feature=channel_page] is an example of the stupidity that surrounded the whole thing. Watching this was like watching someone burn to death whilst standing next to a lake. Entirely preventable, if people could realize that the water was RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. I mean, who on God's green earth let these morons near the story?

 

[pirateninj4]

It'll happen, the media will cry about it and no one important will care because the only people who are important in this BS drama are the gamers, and we obviously love it.

So all the people who are getting themselves wound up into anxiety ridden retard spawners can go jump off a bridge.

 

[Snor]

Hopefully it'll be a better selection this time...

Tali + me = <3

Can't, due to the way Quarians are (Tali was my favorite character, so I'm actually sad), but they've said there will be a homosexual male scene.

...wonder what FOX will do about that? Or maybe they'll develop good sense and stay the hell away?

what FOX and good sense hahahahah *falls of chair*

no it will probably result in: protect the innocent children from a gay moment followed by the Westborough baptist church saying gay + games are evil just like Europe, soldiers and Christians (never really understood that as they are church.

and tali was awesome..hell any good looking women in a tight jumpsuite make's my mass erre...ehm are nice

 

[oliveira8]

What 10 seconds of bare ass is pornography?

Don't forget the sideboob!
Good lord, the people who flipped a shit about this should really calm down. It never was anything more explicit than a r-rated movie. God of War cutscenes are more promiscuous than Mass Effect.

OH MY GOD THE SIDEBOOB!!!

Burn it in a fire! Mass Effect is hardcore porn!!! I'll say here the sex scene in ME was so disapointing after all the hype it got. Was like "Was this all??".

Exactly... I got the game, heard about the sex scene afterwards, reached it and thought to myself:

"Huh. This scene is about as sexual as the romance plots in the Matrix trilogy!"

When you think that after watching a "sex" scene, you know it wasn't much to be concerned about. It's probably redundant to post this, but this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzF173GqTU&feature=channel_page] is an example of the stupidity that surrounded the whole thing. Watching this was like watching someone burn to death whilst standing next to a lake. Entirely preventable, if people could realize that the water was RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. I mean, who on God's green earth let these morons near the story?

What a horrible pun "Se"Xbox...

 

[DannyBoy451]

Hopefully it'll be a better selection this time...

Tali + me = <3

Can't, due to the way Quarians are (Tali was my favorite character, so I'm actually sad), but they've said there will be a homosexual male scene.

...wonder what FOX will do about that? Or maybe they'll develop good sense and stay the hell away?

I really doubt they'll just let it slide if the new one lets you sample the cock.

Not that anyone actualy gives a shit about what FOX thinks.

 

[The_Prophet]

Oh no, rev up the controversy car! The 10 seconds of ass its so horrible!
I wonder if they have ever heard of the internet? You know places with real porn.

I don't think they did.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Bioware's bringing sexy back.
Yeah!
Yo' other games don't know how to act.
Huh!
Fox gets annoyed 'cos they see half a rack.
Oh!
Playin' these games it's like I'm on crack.
Woah!

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8kOYvwVng

Forgiveness, please.

Damn, you got there first.

 

[Nova Tendril]

That sex scene is so short. I missed most of it because I blinked.

 

[ae86gamer]

What 10 seconds of bare ass is pornography?

Don't forget the sideboob!
Good lord, the people who flipped a shit about this should really calm down. It never was anything more explicit than a r-rated movie. God of War cutscenes are more promiscuous than Mass Effect.

Yeah seriously have they ever played The Witcher. That game has some pretty raunchy stuff.

 

[Xaositect]

To be honest, I knew this would be the case anyway. Id already figured they would only put it in (dont be dirty you filthy beggars) if there were a good reason. After all, despite the idiotic overreaction, the love scene from the first was a very moving part of the game. If its good enough for movies, and games can pull it off just as well, whats the problem?

 

[impactsickness]

woo lets see that alien on human action again!

 

[scotth266]

What 10 seconds of bare ass is pornography?

Don't forget the sideboob!
Good lord, the people who flipped a shit about this should really calm down. It never was anything more explicit than a r-rated movie. God of War cutscenes are more promiscuous than Mass Effect.

OH MY GOD THE SIDEBOOB!!!

Burn it in a fire! Mass Effect is hardcore porn!!! I'll say here the sex scene in ME was so disapointing after all the hype it got. Was like "Was this all??".

Exactly... I got the game, heard about the sex scene afterwards, reached it and thought to myself:

"Huh. This scene is about as sexual as the romance plots in the Matrix trilogy!"

When you think that after watching a "sex" scene, you know it wasn't much to be concerned about. It's probably redundant to post this, but this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzF173GqTU&feature=channel_page] is an example of the stupidity that surrounded the whole thing. Watching this was like watching someone burn to death whilst standing next to a lake. Entirely preventable, if people could realize that the water was RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. I mean, who on God's green earth let these morons near the story?

What a horrible pun "Se"Xbox...

I didn't care much for the title, but it's the content that was truly atrocious. The so-called "journalists" hadn't even played the game in question, or done some basic research, before posting up the story. That's just awful. And then there was the review panel thing afterwards... I'm pretty sure that a concentration of stupidity that large should have had the mass necessary to form a FUCKING BLACK HOLE.

*Pardon my French, it's just that irritating to remember*

Did these people even know that parental controls existed? Evidently they hadn't even bothered to tinker with the console to find out this ELEMENTARY PIECE OF INFORMATION. I mean, it's trumpeted in the manual, on the box, even on startup of the console, for crissakes!

It's something so bad, it deserves a phrase that I never use due to how frequently it gets posted: EPIIIIIIIIC FAAAAAAAAIL!

 

[scotth266]

Yeah seriously have they ever played The Witcher. That game has some pretty raunchy stuff.

I never played it, though Yahtzee mentioned some sort of porno card-collecting?

 

[YuheJi]

What I don't get is that they think kids can comprehend the game enough to actually get to that part. It's not exactly in the beginning of the game, and it takes quite a bit of dialogue to get there (I actually never saw it in my first playthrough).

 

[Nova Tendril]

What I don't get is that they think kids can comprehend the game enough to actually get to that part. It's not exactly in the beginning of the game, and it takes quite a bit of dialogue to get there (I actually never saw it in my first playthrough).

Same here. Though in my second play through I stumbled upon it by accident.

 

[Fightgarr]

I'm actually glad about this. Part of the wonderful thing about Mass Effect was having a fleshed out world with fleshed out characters. Having emotional dynamics I thought was a good addition and to remove them just to avoid Fox's blind flak-spewing gunmen would be a disappointment. In this case I don't feel like they're just doing this because sex sells. I feel like they're doing this to add other elements to the game besides kill everyone in space.

EDIT: What I really want out of ME2: A section where you are in one of the Reapers.