Mass Effect 2: Hilarious, Random, or Infuriating Glitches

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jcb1337 said:
UPDATE: I discovered while playing as a soldier, apparently the constant adrenaline hits will cause shepard to start hearing shit; the voices are now almost always half stuck in slow motion
YES! Dear god did that piss me off, it only happens to me when I storm, and only in combat. But it's still freakin' irritating. I thought I was the only one that this annoying glitch happened to.
 

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The most infuriating one I have come across is when you are near a console and all of a sudden you float up a few feet and can't move, that is so fucking annoying.

The most random is also the most funny. I was doing a mission (already forgot what it was about) where I was hit by the telekinesis thing, It threw me up and got me stuck, then I was hit by an over load that kept going in some random code, and since it had sound, It formed a song. It was so funny and so random.
 

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Theron Julius said:
I got 2:

Not seeing Tali's face ever (has to be a bug... it has to be!!!!!!!)

Was doing Grunt's loyalty and a varren got stuck being almost dead. I could still move it with biotics and melee, but it wouldn't die. Didn't have any health left in the health bar. Ended up having to restart the mission. LAME!!
You can see Tali's eyes if you look close enough, you can see all of her races eyes if you do that in fact. I am now almost ready to tell what she looks like outside of the damn helmet!
 

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Every now and then when I use Warp it will stop short of hitting my target and spazz out. It then proceeds to accelerate toward the target again and hits them no matter what. I get a little laugh out if it when it happens.
 

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wrecker77 said:
samara is un romanceble. Hate these bugs.
What, you want
another Ardat-Yakshi running around? All of the existing ones are her daughters.

I've been lucky enough to not get a lot of bugs, so yeah...
 

Discrodia

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Too lazy to quote, but the whole "We're annoying and not going to show you a quarians face" glitch thing...

And flying into the ceiling randomly when accidently hitting a wall.
 

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Theron Julius said:
Was doing Grunt's loyalty and a varren got stuck being almost dead. I could still move it with biotics and melee, but it wouldn't die. Didn't have any health left in the health bar. Ended up having to restart the mission. LAME!!
Oh yeah I got that fucking glitch too, I spent a good 30 minutes trying to toss it out of the map hoping that would kill it.
You can imagine how pissed off I was when I found out it didn't die.
 

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I played on 360, and I honestly had a fantastic, glitch-free experience. At least none that I can remember. Though I do remember a friend who got knocked over by biotics in the first game and Shepard's body started stretching out crazy long. That was strange...
 

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I like the glitch where I loaded my ME1 save game and in the time between ME1 and ME2 infiltrator devolved into infailtrator.

But nah, I've had quite a few times where I had to load my game because I'd be running along and suddenly find myself floating 10 feet in the air unable to move.
 

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The glitch that, for whatever reason, sometimes my paragon choices are grayed out. And these only happen in important moments, like when I'm trying to not piss off Jack after her mission, or get Zaeed to be loyal after saving the workers.
 

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I had one moment where the camera and crosshair would move fine, but Shepard would stay pointing in the same direction until I took cover, paused, or got shot.

Lulz were had.

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L3m0n_L1m3 said:
The glitch that, for whatever reason, sometimes my paragon choices are grayed out. And these only happen in important moments, like when I'm trying to not piss off Jack after her mission, or get Zaeed to be loyal after saving the workers.
Sarcasm?
 

Discrodia

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Oh! Forgot this.

THE FACT I CAN'T GET BOTH MIRANDA AND JACK LOYAL! D:<

I swear to god I've finished this damn game 5 times and not once have I gotten both of them to bloody survive!
 

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Once I got stuck on a pipe section pyramid on Archangel's loyalty mission. That was pretty funny, but not as annoying when I beat Grunt's loyalty mission and Fortification still wasn't unlocked once I started Mordin's. Even though it was right after Grunt's. Is there a fix for that? -360 version.
 

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RossyB said:
I was on the Grunt recruitment mission and went to climb some stairs, I touched the edge of the stairs and floated up to the ceiling and couldn't move. I had to load a save which luckly was just before the stairs.

The other glitch I regularly see is during cutscenes when the camera floats into a Charachter or NPC and you just see their eyes and jaws floating there, really creepy and off putting.
I had the same thing but it was a fucking cliff. I felt I should try to be a bit clever and ordered both my men (I don't normally order 'em) to two points and I was like, yeah goin' in tactical! Then I just floated up to the top of a cliff, the enemies turn around and promptly perforated my body
 

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RatRace123 said:
YES! Dear god did that piss me off, it only happens to me when I storm, and only in combat. But it's still freakin' irritating. I thought I was the only one that this annoying glitch happened to.
In case you hadn't noticed storming slows down time slightly hence the slowed voices.
 

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middle of a firefight against the collectors when all of a sudden I'm standing on top of my cover and i cant move. I move the sticks around and shoot everywhere but nothing works and eventually a sniper shot me. HE was the last enemy and the checkpoint was so far back and i was on veteran difficulty. If any of you tried to imagine the anger i felt your brain would explode then melt then freeze then explode.
 

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I would occasionally lose my ability to turn and had to fight the enemies space invaders style.
 

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I only had a few bugs in which I was in cover, and randomly Sheperd stood up to reload or switch guns. Then proceeded to get shot in da face.