Mass Effect 3 - Favorite Quotes

[Daygall65]

Well I went looking and couldn't find a thread for Mass Effect 3 that wasn't imediantly swamped with ending hate.
*this makes me sad... there's 15 other hours of gameplay guys...*

So while playing through the game again, and this time taking my sweet time with it to find every nook, crany, and hidden dialog bits on ship. I have come across several conversations between crew members.

Personal Favorites being the one between Javick and James, and Garus and James... Just so much tongue in cheek fun poking.


So fellow escapist, your favorites?





Captcha: Boomerang
Please let this not be trying to tell me something...

 

[Eddie the head]

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." - Mordin

 

[sanquin]

Daygall, that's mean. First you say 'well, these conversations are my favs' but then don't put the actual quotes in your post? Once I get to game three again I'll try to find some I really like. Currently at game 2 again having gotten jack already and now going for grunt.

 

[Paflick]

"Had to be me. So--" Dammit Eddie.

Hrm...

"I will not let fear--" No, wrong game.

Okay, here we go.

Spoiler

"Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this." That was Garrus.

Ooh, or maybe

Spoiler

"Now we can get back to doing what krogan do best: saving everyone else from giant monsters." Take one guess at that.

Or even

Spoiler

"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters." From Javik.

 

[hermes]

"Give them hell..." wait, I was ninja'd

"Kalahira, this one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention. Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve. Guide this one, Kalahira, and she will be a companion to you as she was to me."

Also, this scene

 

[Daygall65]

Daygall, that's mean. First you say 'well, these conversations are my favs' but then don't put the actual quotes in your post? Once I get to game three again I'll try to find some I really like. Currently at game 2 again having gotten jack already and now going for grunt.

Heh, typing would take to long and I'm in the middle of cooking.

This is faster.

Garrus & James

Spoiler

Javik & James

Spoiler

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

"I'M ALIVE!"
"HELPING!"
"BIG MACHINE/MONSTER!"

Besically, everything the Vorcha say in the mp.

 

[CJMacM]

I love it when you're on Tuchanka and Wrex tells you to hurry up, Shepard just yells "There's a Reaper in my way!"
It got a good laugh out of me

And all the banter on the Normandy is great

 

[Sniper Team 4]

"What Commander, don't you trust me? (The 'look') Okay, let me put it another way: If I had known about this, do you honestly think I could have kept it secret? I would have baked a cake."

"Whenever I worry about the world ending, I think of you...and how mad you'd get if I let that happen."
"Flatterer."

"Tali, that's a straw."
"Emergency induction port." (That whole scene is a riot)

"Is this a good time to test the fire alarm system? Why yes, I think it is."
"I'll give you a million credits not to do that, ma'am."
"Two million and we have a deal."
"You're a damn space pirate. I hate you."
" 'I hate you...'"
"(Sigh) I hate you, ma'am." (Again, whole scene.)

"Tell me something I don't know!"
"Without mucus (I think) your stomach would digest itself!"

"The humans do not see it as a threat. Nor will they, until my day of reckoning."
"EDI..."
"Did I vocalize that on the bridge?"

"Who said anything about coming back? I'm just using you for your body, Vakarian."
"You're so mean...and I'm okay with that."

"How come I don't have one of those?" (In response to the pistol grenade launcher)

"Oooh, and that was Cerberus attacking the station. Damn, that must have been like Christmas for her."

"So, does she have a swear jar or something? Because I bet if we empty that thing out, we could buy another whole crusier or something."

Man, I know there are more, but those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head. There are some great lines in the entire series.

 

[cricketer15]

'Idiot'







krogan quote in multiplayer

 

[Cabisco]

So many great lines within that game, so many great characters. Reading through this thread makes me want to play it right now but I have to be up in five hours, damn it.

I shall add an Illusive Man quote as he was by far (baring the almighty Garrus) one of my favorite characters from a videogame in a long time, but that might be down to the fact it's Martin Sheen.

"You need to put your personal feelings aside. Humanity is up against the greatest threat of our brief existence."

 

[Nerexor]

I love the throwaway lines about the Yahg on the Salarian research facility.

Yahg bursts free and runs away right past the team
Shepard: Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker!
Garrus: Could've sworn he was muttering "T'Soni" the whole time
Liara: That is NOT funny!

 

[AD-Stu]

Gawd, there's so many. For starters, I've gotta second the entire emergency induction port scene. That was pure gold. And the hung-over Ashley space pirate scene. Now what else...

Joker: You don't want to really introduce yourself as an AI with Reaper-based code. They would... lynch you.
EDI: That would be an inefficient way to render me nonfunctional.

Mordin: Thresher maw getting closer!
Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!
Mordin: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

Javik (about the salarians): They used to eat flies...

 

[Hawkeye 131]

Mass Effect has A LOT of great quotes.

"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead"

"Respect is a funny thing. People always assume they deserve it. Truth is, respect is earned"

"The lines between good and evil blur when we're looking at people we know"

 

[Daygall65]

"Your pilot insisted I call myself "Prothy the Prothian." I insisted he let me throw him out the airlock."

I WAS trying to drink something during that line... That'll teach me..

 

[The Great JT]

Drunk Tali, Tali/Garrus hook-up, hungover Ashley, all are priceless.

Also...

Shepard: Conrad, if I find out you have a shrine to me...
Conrad Verner: It's just a couple of pictures! And candles. It's very tasteful!

I laughed my ass off at that.

 

[Ravinoff]

The scene just before taking on the Reaper on Rannoch if Tali is Shep's love interest, it's adorable. All the squad banter was pretty great too.

I think my favourite was the renegade interrupt following the final battle with Kai Leng, though.

Spoiler

Kai Leng attempts to stab Shepard in the back. Hit LT and Shep snaps off his sword, then shoots him in the head and says "That was for Thane, you son of a *****."

 

[Risingblade]

"I am the very model of a..." *BOOOM* :'(

 

[Lt._nefarious]

ME - "GOD DAMN IT LIARA! Fucking emote, god damn you, emote! How could you become so fucking bland?! Christ! FUCKING MAKE EMOTIONS!"

OT-er: "Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong..."

 

[GameChanger]

"The created will always rebel against their creators"


Ok ok ok. I keed, I keed. Someone had to do it.