Mass Effect 3's Launch Trailer is here!

[Fappy]

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Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

She heard your previous PC was disappointed that it couldnt fuck Mission.

That's probably because people wanted to ride those handlebars... problem there is the fact that she would scream in unimaginable agony if you were to pull on her tendrils. Why do I know this? I am a fucking nerd.

I was wondering if those things would be sensitive. . . . .

Apparently part of their brain is in there... lol.

 

[Jarek Mace]

Due to the whole ending fiasco coupled up with some of the shit that EA and Bioware have pulled, my CE pre-order has been cancelled. Shame really, but I'm not investing my money in to something I consider crap.

 

[RJ 17]

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Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

xD I seem to recall Kreia trying to get you to fuck Visas' brains out. "Perhaps you're tempted by our new seer friend? That pure, smooth, alabaster skin...those soft lips..." or something along those lines.

I really did like how in KotOR II you got to either uplift everyone in your group or drag them down into the depths of wickedness. The more light-sided you are, the more light-sided they become while the more evil you are, the more evil your squad becomes.

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Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

She heard your previous PC was disappointed that it couldnt fuck Mission.

That's probably because people wanted to ride those handlebars... problem there is the fact that she would scream in unimaginable agony if you were to pull on her tendrils. Why do I know this? I am a fucking nerd.

Personally I've never had the hots for the female Twi'lek(spelling) strippers...and I found Mission to be particularly annoying. No joke: when given the chance to have Zalibaar kill her, I discovered that I can personally do a very, very good "evil overlord" "mwa-ha-ha" type of laugh without even trying. Seriously, I sound like a frickin' cartoon villain.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Can't wait until Tuesday now. Holy fuck I am so pumped.

 

[Fappy]

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

xD I seem to recall Kreia trying to get you to fuck Visas' brains out. "Perhaps you're tempted by our new seer friend? That pure, smooth, alabaster skin...those soft lips..." or something along those lines.

I really did like how in KotOR II you got to either uplift everyone in your group or drag them down into the depths of wickedness. The more light-sided you are, the more light-sided they become while the more evil you are, the more evil your squad becomes.

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

She heard your previous PC was disappointed that it couldnt fuck Mission.

That's probably because people wanted to ride those handlebars... problem there is the fact that she would scream in unimaginable agony if you were to pull on her tendrils. Why do I know this? I am a fucking nerd.

Personally I've never had the hots for the female Twi'lek(spelling) strippers...and I found Mission to be particularly annoying. No joke: when given the chance to have Zalibaar kill her, I discovered that I can personally do a very, very good "evil overlord" "mwa-ha-ha" type of laugh without even trying. Seriously, I sound like a frickin' cartoon villain.

I was really pissed off that I didn't get to kill Carth the first time I went darkside

 

[RJ 17]

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

xD I seem to recall Kreia trying to get you to fuck Visas' brains out. "Perhaps you're tempted by our new seer friend? That pure, smooth, alabaster skin...those soft lips..." or something along those lines.

I really did like how in KotOR II you got to either uplift everyone in your group or drag them down into the depths of wickedness. The more light-sided you are, the more light-sided they become while the more evil you are, the more evil your squad becomes.

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

She heard your previous PC was disappointed that it couldnt fuck Mission.

That's probably because people wanted to ride those handlebars... problem there is the fact that she would scream in unimaginable agony if you were to pull on her tendrils. Why do I know this? I am a fucking nerd.

Personally I've never had the hots for the female Twi'lek(spelling) strippers...and I found Mission to be particularly annoying. No joke: when given the chance to have Zalibaar kill her, I discovered that I can personally do a very, very good "evil overlord" "mwa-ha-ha" type of laugh without even trying. Seriously, I sound like a frickin' cartoon villain.

I was really pissed off that I didn't get to kill Carth the first time I went darkside

Yeah, I was pretty disappointed as well....though I DID find it absolutely hilarious when he's like "Oh no! Revan's gone evil! Everyone run!!! Mission! Get out of there!!!" then he takes off running...and everyone else either stays with you or dies. xD

 

[Nimcha]

Now that's some trailer. I don't think I can even play any other game in anticipation of this...

 

[RJ 17]

Now that's some trailer. I don't think I can even play any other game in anticipation of this...

I've been playing nothing but Mass Effect 1 and 2 for the past month and a half.

 

[RewardMe]

Jesus christ... what a trailer. First time in a long while that a simple trailer has given me goosebumps.

I think bioware might just pull this off, ya know, and make the best damn game in history. Or I'm just getting ahead of my self.

 

[Erttheking]

Holy shit those fleets were massive. And holy crap, THE SEX SCENES ACTUALLY HAVE SEX! You know I'm glad they just released this now, if they had done this a couple of months ago I would have been banging my head against my desk the whole wait. And my God, I think Garrus' voice got even sexier.

EDIT: Ah found it

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/181/813/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg?1317708806

 

[boag]

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

xD I seem to recall Kreia trying to get you to fuck Visas' brains out. "Perhaps you're tempted by our new seer friend? That pure, smooth, alabaster skin...those soft lips..." or something along those lines.

I really did like how in KotOR II you got to either uplift everyone in your group or drag them down into the depths of wickedness. The more light-sided you are, the more light-sided they become while the more evil you are, the more evil your squad becomes.

Snip

Think my all-time favorite KotOR line was when you're picking who you want to break you free once you've been captured and taken aboard the Sith ship in the first game. "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A WOOKIE!!!" actually earns you some dark sider points. xD

I love when Zalibaar flips out on the Star Forge if you convince him to kill Mission. I felt like such an asshole last time I did that lol

Also, wtf is up with the scene in Kotor II where Kreia effectively accuses you of being a psychotic rapist if you are a jerk to Visas when you first encounter her?

She heard your previous PC was disappointed that it couldnt fuck Mission.

That's probably because people wanted to ride those handlebars... problem there is the fact that she would scream in unimaginable agony if you were to pull on her tendrils. Why do I know this? I am a fucking nerd.

Personally I've never had the hots for the female Twi'lek(spelling) strippers...and I found Mission to be particularly annoying. No joke: when given the chance to have Zalibaar kill her, I discovered that I can personally do a very, very good "evil overlord" "mwa-ha-ha" type of laugh without even trying. Seriously, I sound like a frickin' cartoon villain.

I was really pissed off that I didn't get to kill Carth the first time I went darkside

I was surprised to see Kaiden in TOR, (I played it after ME ) and that his blandness was warped back in time to the early 00s

 

[Zydrate]

EDIT: Ah found it

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/181/813/1726009-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg?1317708806

I found a new one!

 

[Zhukov]

If anyone needs me, I shall be over here trying not to squeal with exuberance.

 

[RJ 17]

If anyone needs me, I shall be over here trying not to squeal with exuberance.

Happy now? I've noticed that you didn't particularly enjoy the previous trailers.

 

[Zhukov]

If anyone needs me, I shall be over here trying not to squeal with exuberance.

Happy now? I've noticed that you didn't particularly enjoy the previous trailers.

Oh yeah, I'm happy.

As I said elsewhere, up until now I thought the trailer offerings were kinda weak sauce, especially compared to ME2.

I stand cheerfully corrected.

 

[Goofguy]

Is it me or does this game have one of the most ridiculous amounts of trailers ever? Seriously, have any other games ever gotten this much exposure in the months leading up to release?

That being said, that was an awesome trailer, can't wait.

 

[RJ 17]

(Modified lyrics of a song about Skyrim on youtube)
Holy shit!
What is this?
Forged in God's very flames!

Do mine eyes
Tell me lies?
A new Mass Effect game!

Time is nigh!
I must fly!
Venture forth on my quest!

Goodbye ma
Goodbye pa
And goodbye girlfriend's breasts!

I'll be off
Azeroth!
See you later Hyrule!

I'll be gone
Albion!
I'm no longer your fool!

Lotta crap filled the gap
As I waited to unfurl
The adventure of my life
As Commander Sheparrrrrrrd!

 

[Dansen]

"Bigger, more intense and even sexier"-IGN
This quote is thrown out while a child gets killed. Am I the only one who thought this was terribly misplaced in the trailer? I'd put it in that romance scene instead. >