Mass Effect HAIKU!

[Mikeyfell]

There are a lot of Mass Effect threads out there, but none of them are in Haiku form!
So you can express your opinion on the ending as a Haiku, or just make one up.
Personally I only started this thread because I thought of one.
Limerick's are fine too.

I'll start.


Commander Shepard
Has too many favorite stores
on the Citadel.

 

[RJ 17]

Nice try, but your 2nd line has 1 too many syllables.

Big Hump and Armor
Wrex Destroys All Opponents
None Can Stop His Might.

 

[Hazy992]

My take on the whole thing

Fans are not happy
The threads are never ending
Getting sick of it

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A Turian male
Calibrations are the s*it
The Batman of space

Just a little something for everyone's favorite badass, Garrus. (Truth be told, he deserves an epic on him and his space adventures!)

 

[Jedoro]

Archaeologist
To badass Shadow Broker
I love Liara

Not great, but there it is.

 

[Arkley]

Much like this haiku
Mass Effect's end makes no sense
Refrigerator

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Friend bleeding on floor
I attempt to revive him
Hug the wall instead

 

[Phlakes]

As bad as it is
If you're a psychologist
This is a goldmine

Nice try, but your 2nd line has 1 too many syllables.

Unless you pronounce it fave-rit instead of fave-or-it, like an Amurrican.

 

[kouriichi]

I loved this sweet game,
Legion is a sexy beast,
I think the Geth rock.

What? Its true. Legion is a BOSS! Hes like the creepy stalker i wish my creepy stalker was. Not that theres anything wrong with my wife. (HAHA~! Hope she doesnt read this o-o))

wait, ive got another one.

Mattock is OP,
Laughed at how broken it was,
Made game easy mode.

Seriously. When you pull nothing but headshots with Armor Piercing ammo, and a full set of armor for increased damage/heashot damage, the game becomes a breeze.

Last one!

I like Shepards Dance,
He is a giant goofball.
Should take some lessons.

 

[Vrex360]

I waited two years
To get my sweet Ashley back
Yeah it was worth it

 

[Frenzy107]

He tried to save you
If only he can stop you
The Marauder Shields

Her innocent charm
She stumbles over her words
My Tali'Zorah

Civilization
Created from the new peace
Quarian and Geth

 

[conmag9]

Shepard saves the day
In a color-coded way
Damn it Bioware

 

[rickthetrick]

Paragon got red.
I can't wait to play again!
Renegade got red?

 

[Kahunaburger]

Bioware makes game
Ending sucks, internet rage
Way too many threads

 

[Johann610]

"You talk too much." "See?
"The human cannot hit a
simple target!" [boom]

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Tali is Rockin
Shep Calibrating dat ass
say Keelah se'lai

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I met a hamster
Its a giant space hamster
But also tiny

 

[skywolfblue]

Long live the Mako
Climb cliffs and bounce like disco
Steers like a psycho ox

Hammerhead flies steady
Brave agile tissue paper
But at least it's fast

[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?