Here's a simple one, with just some wordplay to work through:
You have a book with 200 pages. The first half is half-filled with words; of the rest, half of the pages are half-truths, and less than half of them half as scrupulous as you would like. What page number would you be on if you went half-way through the second half of the book, then back half the length of the book, continued reading half of half of half of the book, read half the product of half the total pages and one-half, and retreated another half the length of the book, then counted half that many pages from the very end of the book?
EDIT:
Reworded to make sense... sort of.