I don't have one since I've never even attempted to get a mate, even when she gave me her number I never called. I suspect it was some stupid trick.
Mating Call
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When I'm feeling perky I can't resist using big words around pretty girls, partly to weed out nitwits but mainly in case one might respond with some variation of the 'cunning-linguist' joke.
This has never worked but it's a pretty consistent 'tell' when I'm feeling receptive.
This has never worked but it's a pretty consistent 'tell' when I'm feeling receptive.
A lengthy and high-pitched grunting noise from the bottom of my belly, fine-tuned to the hearing of the person of whom I fancy. Then I might spread my strikingly beautiful earlobes and prance around the floor making a slight rumbling noise with my throat. Gets... The guy... Every... Time...
"*Looks at Suki prancing around the floor*
Just...*coughs* Give me one moment...
*Leaps on Suki and rips her clothes off*" - Jaranja
"*Looks at Suki prancing around the floor*
Just...*coughs* Give me one moment...
*Leaps on Suki and rips her clothes off*" - Jaranja
Of course, that one only works if you're male, wearing pancake makeup, and dressed as a woman. I kid, but Eddie Izzard is awesome.Eatbrainz said:
OT: I don't have a mating call so much as a mating dance. It's long, drawn out, and the girl tends to walk away before I finish. Doesn't bother me too much, though; I'm looking for a mate, not someone to mate with. By the way, there's a reference to another British actor somewhere in this post.
*Stares seriously at you till it starts to get awkward*
In reality I don't really have mating call. Mainly due to the fact that I've never tried my move out on anyone. When I eventually do, I don't think I've have a signiture "mating call" as I doubt that I'd stick to one line. I'll use what the situation calls for, not some pre-planned pick-up line.
Although I do like the idea of a human mating call. Perhaps mine would be a rumbling in the back of the throat that quickly rises in pitch, then lowers again.
In reality I don't really have mating call. Mainly due to the fact that I've never tried my move out on anyone. When I eventually do, I don't think I've have a signiture "mating call" as I doubt that I'd stick to one line. I'll use what the situation calls for, not some pre-planned pick-up line.
Although I do like the idea of a human mating call. Perhaps mine would be a rumbling in the back of the throat that quickly rises in pitch, then lowers again.
You again ,is it?
although i guess that explains the rest of the question.
I'm assuming that was just a freudian slip.
* earlobes * ? really?
well, what could be weirder than an icelandic furry? Why act surprised.
well, I would think once you're asking if they came it's past the mating call part, innit?Tula_2 said:
although i guess that explains the rest of the question.
I'm assuming that was just a freudian slip.
* earlobes * ? really?
well, what could be weirder than an icelandic furry? Why act surprised.
yeah that should work, subtlety isn't really necessary versus boys.Yoshemo said:
