Maybe this is why people think Batman is gay for Robin...

[Jak23]

Also, there was a major pervert making this one:

 

[The Gatherer]

That is terribly damning. But I think you should judge the batman on what he has become and not what he was. Everything back then was a bit dodgey so I wouldn't think to much of it. I don't get all this bent batman nonsense, ever thought that You might be gay for ol brucie?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

*walks into thread*
Well this should be a good laugh!
*reads OP*
...
My god... it's all true...
Oh my GAWD!


In all seriousness, this is frikin hilarious!

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[efAston]

It says
Robin: "Batman, run or he'll do the same to you!"
Batman: "Who? What happened?"
Robin: "Superman! He's from Sweden!" (in Finland there are lots of jokes like this about Sweden)
Batman: "My god! No-one does this to my friend's face!"
Superman: "Lovely, take of your mask so-"
Batman: "Quiet!"
Superman: "-we can start."
Batman: "I'm bringing..."
Superman: "Your face is so..."
Batman: "...hell!"

"A moment later"
"Two moments later"
"Batman! You sold your soul...
You sold your soul...
Your soul!!!"
"End"

The red text with the arrow says "Coincidence?".

But this is the one that convinced me:

 

[Safaia]

Honestly? I think a lot of it has to do with time period. We're talking about stuff published 40 or 50 years ago. There were different ways of talking back then. Also people read into stuff way too much.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Even Batman looks embarassed by the writing.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

The Goddamn Batman would never be gay for anyone. He's too busy have hot, hot sex with all those fine chicks in Gotham. Everyone knows the Goddamn Batman loves big tits, round asses, and skimpy outfits.

besides, everyone knows its Captain America that's the perv

 

[Jak23]

Lol, I have found another...

 

[Casual Shinji]

Instantly reminded of this

But yeah it?s kind of hard not to get a gay vibe when your hero?s wear spandex and leather tight outfits

I never thought my image of Superman could fall any lower than it already had.

...But it can. Oh my God, how it can!

'Where did the naughty superhero touch you, Billy?'

 

[evilneko]

Someone's been to superdickery....

 

[Canadamus Prime]

But yeah it?s kind of hard not to get a gay vibe when your hero?s wear spandex and leather tight outfits

On the other hand I would think excessively baggy or loose clothing would impede one's ability to effectively fight super-villains which incidentally is why I've often wondered why Superman always insisted on wearing a cape. Batman's cape at least serves a purpose, but I would think that Superman's would just get in the way.

 

[boag]

well someones been visiting superdickery.

theres also one where a young college stundent reed richards, meets a 12 YO Susan Storm and she falls in love.

Also that old comic where Spidey tells how he was a molested by his older friend.

Theres a lot of stuff thats really jarring in the pages of old comics.