Me Am Bizarro!

[Insert Comedy Here]

Big Boom Happen, And Me Was Caught In Big Boom.

Me Feel Much Gooder, Me Strong, Me Swim Fast Now.

But Me Pink Squishy Thing Hurt When Me Do Pink Squishy Thing Stuff.

Ooh, Big Shiny Rock. Me Pick Up. ME Feeel different.

Whah!

The hell just happened?

Oh, right, I was going to ask you people what you would be like if you were reversed, personality wise. Something flashed outside my window. It was weird. I felt stupider, but more outgoing, charming, if in some sort of weird way, and I liked the smell of my shoes.

The hell is this with this rock?

Hurgh. ARGHHH!

Big Shiny Rock No Good Thing.

No Like Rock Now.

What You Think Epsca Escyp Epscapit Funny Invisible People? What You Be If You Were Bizarro?

 

[Julianking93]

I would be like one of those idiots on Jersey Shore.

Seriously, I'm the polar opposite of those retards and proud of it.

 

[Omikron009]

Outgoing, stupid and nice.

 

[Vivaldi]

Socially acceptable >.> and have friends IRL... *angst angst angst*

 

[Herb sewell]

Emaciated, boring and stupid.

 

[Kollega]

I would probably become an intolerant, emotionless nihilist and a total jerkwad with below-average intellegence. And i'm proud i am who i am, rather than a hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whose piss is pure liquid malevolence.

 

[a stranger]

Outgoing, stupid and nice.

this pretty much and i wouldn't be intersted in games at all

 

[Sir Kemper]

Goodbye! I Would be Anti-Gameing!

Then, Hello!

Wouden't Lady Friend have!

WIBBLE!

 

[likalaruku]

Batzarro.

 

[Space Spoons]

I would probably be a mega health nut who started each day with a complex regimen of exercise and weightlifting, powered by a blended drink composed of all natural foods and twenty different vitamin/protein supplements. My grueling daily routine would give me the body and health of a Greek god, but I'd be rotting on the inside. A cruel, vapid husk of man concerned with maintaining what I see in the mirror and not much else. No time for lazy, flabby friends and family, and certainly no time for those stupid, inane, brain rotting video games.

As you can tell, I've given this possibility some consideration. No, I'm not bitter.

 

[FranzTyphid]

I would probably be rather nice?

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd probably be motivated to do something, have no sense of humour and be emotionally overwhelmed.

 

[wheel]

I'd be the kind of person who'd use a thread like this to back door compliment myself.

...

wait...

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I'd probably cross the streams!

oh wait...

 

[C-man101]

i would no longer feel the need to sleep more then 12 hours a day