meals you shouldn't have eaten

[darthotaku]

After my breakfast of kraft dinner and bacon, I just felt like asking the people of the Escapist what meals they had which seemed like a good idea at the time.

and in case you were wondering, bacon and kraft dinner does not make a good breakfast. trust me on that one

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I once went for scrambled eggs with tuna and a lot of garlic. I like eggs, I like tuna, I like garlic - sounded like a good combination.

Well, maybe not as an evening meal.

Cough.

 

[tharglet]

Hrm. I had a chinese once from a place in Reading (can't remember what one) and I wasn't well afterwards.

Sunday's dinner is doing funny things to my stomach. Apparently I have Jamie Oliver to blame for that.

 

[GeorgW]

Whatever it was that gave me this damn glandular fever! I can't eat anything now! I haven't eaten solid food for over a week! I doubt I got it from some food, but just in case I want to curse that food for all eternity.

 

[Scabadus]

Definatly that prawn curry five years ago.... turns out I am VERY allergic to prawns, yet I somehow made it to 14 years old without realising that. Not a fun night, I can tell you.

On the opposite note, a ham and brown sauce sandwhich works surprisingly well, as does a mug (it's not a long story, but it is embarasing) of scrambled eggs, baked beans, brown sauce and mustard. No seriously, it's nice.

 

[Valksy]

The chinese take away I had 7 or so years ago. Battered chicken with sweet and sour...yum. Rice that had been allowed to cool and then warmed a few times....

Food poisoning. And now I cannot seem to tolerate rice (which I love) and a real gastric weakness that gets triggered by things my body would have shrugged off before I was poisoned.

But it was after 10pm and I was hungry and it seemed like a good idea at the time (and at least it wasn't the other chinese in my former home town which allegedly had some food tested that turned out to have spunk, and other things, in it...)

 

[ashrossy]

Triple fried egg, Chili and Chutney sandwich.
Epic tasting. Only make them when drunk.
Always a great idea.
Not when you have to clean the kitchen (ever tried fitting 3 fried eggs and chutney between 2 small pieces of bread)
The bread really does start to melt too, so you're left with a liquid mess of yellow,white and red you have to shove in your mouth as quickly as possible.

I'm sure there's a double entendré there but I can't figure out what.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Whatever the hell it was that meant that I spewed in college, then spewed when I got home. Because of you I've spent all day asleep.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Triple fried egg, Chili and Chutney sandwich.
Epic tasting. Only make them when drunk.
Always a great idea.
Not when you have to clean the kitchen (ever tried fitting 3 fried eggs and chutney between 2 small pieces of bread)
The bread really does start to melt too, so you're left with a liquid mess of yellow,white and red you have to shove in your mouth as quickly as possible.

I'm sure there's a double entendré there but I can't figure out what.

Beautiful Red Dwarf reference. Just... Just.... Wow...*claps hands*

 

[Scottay]

A Muffin (those breakfast ones you get from mc Donald's) 3 pieces of bacon, sausage and cheese (each). My stomach taught me a lesson I wouldn't soon forget.

 

[ashrossy]

Triple fried egg, Chili and Chutney sandwich.
Epic tasting. Only make them when drunk.
Always a great idea.
Not when you have to clean the kitchen (ever tried fitting 3 fried eggs and chutney between 2 small pieces of bread)
The bread really does start to melt too, so you're left with a liquid mess of yellow,white and red you have to shove in your mouth as quickly as possible.

I'm sure there's a double entendré there but I can't figure out what.

Beautiful Red Dwarf reference. Just... Just.... Wow...*claps hands*

Me and my friends are big Red Dwarf fans, that is a true story of us making one though!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Triple fried egg, Chili and Chutney sandwich.
Epic tasting. Only make them when drunk.
Always a great idea.
Not when you have to clean the kitchen (ever tried fitting 3 fried eggs and chutney between 2 small pieces of bread)
The bread really does start to melt too, so you're left with a liquid mess of yellow,white and red you have to shove in your mouth as quickly as possible.

I'm sure there's a double entendré there but I can't figure out what.

Beautiful Red Dwarf reference. Just... Just.... Wow...*claps hands*

Me and my friends are big Red Dwarf fans, that is a true story of us making one though!

Awesome. I've never had the balls to make one myself, simply due to the effects of it on the kitchen! xD

 

[BENZOOKA]

I once, many years ago, ate two large crisp breads. I ate them in the dark and it wasn't until the end of the second one, when I realized they were moldy. They had been untouched for couple days, yet they don't naturally mold, but they just happened to be in a humid plastic bag before that, so I think that did it.

I did feel a bit sick after that. Just because of the thought of eating anything with mold on it. I don't think it made me sick or anything physically.

Also, tarragon and sauces and such that have that herb in them; taste like vomit. They're often mixed with buttered small carrots. Bleh, the horror.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I once ate pork and noodles for breakfast and was disappointed with the rest of my meals for that day...

 

[tigermilk]

Last November my brother and I split a £16 KFC boneless banquet. I think it was 12 chicken breasts, 2 large popcorn chickens, four fries and a couple of sides. We then dragged ourselves to a garage where we proceeded to spend about another tenner on chocolate and sweets. By the end of it we thought we were going to die and only after about four hours sat in a vegatitive state playing Mario Kart and Street Fighter II Turbo on the SNES. This was after my uncles funeral and while it seemed at the time an appropriate way to see him off the feeling that you are about to throw up a mix of fruit pastilles, opal fruits and fried chicken is not one to be repeated.

 

[Sneeze]

Anything I eat when drunk, kebabs, burgers, pizzas that are a little over zealous with chillis... Normally tastes great at the time but often regret it...

 

[Gabanuka]

That syrup, nuttela, double cream and suger pancake. I would still eat another one though.

 

[Sarynroth]

The Nachos I had the other week felt a bit funny after eating them and then threw up at a Reel Big Fish concert, didn't even get to see them.