meals you shouldn't have eaten

[antidonkey]

Until I had my gall bladder removed anything heavy in fat or grease would cause massive abdomial discomfort, pain, and vomiting. Towards the end, these boughts lasted around 12 hours at a time. Massive suckage.

Now that said pesky organ has vacated my body, I can eat those things again but I may find myself suddenly and desperately needing a bathroom because my body is about to do something that can only be described as evacuating pure evil.

 

[keve4433]

Snake heart at a grill. It didn't mess with me it was just expensive and I didn't have the money. It was damn tasty though.

There was the one time a friend and I made a seven layer pizza with pretty much everything on it and 6 different cheeses. I actually got really dizzy and we both passed out for about six hours.

 

[Pebblig]

Barium meal =D Om nom nom.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Ramen at this one place downtown....I woke up with the worst stomach pain ever. I was on the bathroom floor at 2 AM moaning in pain. For 2 hours. It was terrible.

 

[Koroviev]

As much as I enjoy fancy spaghetti, my digestive tract does not. Illness inevitably ensues.

 

[Cavan]

The roast chicken sandwich I just made for myself, been sick for a few days and convinced myself that I need to eat more or i'l make it worse, all it tasted of was dirt(everything was very fresh and people have been nagging me to not let the chicken from earlier to do go to waste) and the urge to vomit has come back >_>

 

[Ohhi]

would definatley have to be the tuna, bacon, peanut butter, and jelly sandwhich not my greatest idea by far didn't get off the toilet for over four hours.

 

[russkiimperial]

the dreaded Baconator... eater beware. Also anything from Taco Bell. Avoid those if you value your GI health.

 

[Pariah87]

Chicken, from a certain Chicken place that originated in a state starting with K.

I was ill for a week and it was the only thing I ate that weekend. It's been 3 years and I haven't eaten from there or any associated place since, the thought of it makes me all quesy.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

McDonalds and "Supersize Me".

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

A falafel out of my shoe...long story I'm not going to get into past, really bad idea.

 

[Aetera]

One night at college, some friends and I were pretty drunk, and we dared each other to eat a KFC Double Down.

It seemed like an awesome idea at the time, until we actually ate them. I thought that I was going to die. D:

 

[JezebelinHell]

I take Ambien [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zolpidem#Side_effects] (sleep medicine) some nights when I cannot sleep. Well, one night I went to bed hungry and apparently got up at 3 or 4 AM and made some sort of stir fry noodles and rice from scratch and since I NEVER cook, the soy sauce was old and fermented but since I was technically asleep I didn't care. I woke up the next morning thinking it was a dream but my stomach was killing me and the dishes were on the night stand. I poisoned myself while sleep cooking. I was sick for 3 days.
Never again, I have a small snack before bed when I take it now.

 

[Sacman]

Anything from Panda Express... last time I ate there I was vomiting for about a week...

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I had left over Chinese take out once for breakfast, I was lazy and didn't feel like making anything. It was only two days old and I figured, what the hell? It couldn't hurt.

My stomach gave me the finger and wanted to make me miserable all day.

 

[Angstysquirrel]

I am lactose intolerant, but milkshakes are just too good to leave alone...
And the worst part is, I wasn't lactose intolerant until a few months ago. I developed the addiction then cruel fate decided to give me a kick to the nuts.

In terms of actual meals... Home-made stirfry. I had no idea what I was doing and burned everything. EVERYTHING. But still tried to eat it.

 

[mireko]

I was in the Czech republic a few years ago with a friend and we decided to stop for hot dogs.


..BAM! Salmonella.

 

[AldirTK]

Two double quarter pounders...and large soda...and large fries...

Admittedly, I was extremely drunk but still