This is the conversation I once had with an extremely annoying kid on CoD
Me: Why you mad brah? Why are you mad you have 2 Dads? (Trolling)
10 yr old kid: I don't have 2 Dads!
Me: Why you mad brah? You have 2 Dads.
Kid: I don't!!!!
Me: It's okay to have 2 Dads brah.
Kid: My Dad is dead, okay!
(I felt like he was bluffing)
Me: Dude, you should totally kill your Mom too.
Kid: What!? No!
Me: Brah, Trust me on this. Kill your Mom. Then both your parents would be dead. Do you know who else's parents are dead?
Kid: No who?
Me: Batman.
Kid: What?
Me: Kill your Mom so you can be Batman.
CoD Team starts laughing histarically and the kid starts crying... I feel kinda bad afterward.
Also, in Spiderman 2:
>I would grab a random crook and swing to the highest building possible. Then I would pile-drive him 50 stories to the ground. Poor bastards would liquefy in real life.
>Pop kid's balloons with my web
>Stop a criminal from stealing a purse (at which point Spiderman holds the purse and is supposed to return it to the woman), then swing away from the scene effectively stealing the purse for myself.