smfx said:
Truehare said:
"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!". And pretty much every line of that game, as well as some from the sequels. Need I mention the name?
"You Fight like a Dairy Farmer"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?
You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.
Nobody?s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run that fast?
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even before they smell your breathe?
I?ve spoken with apes more polite than you.
I?am glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
I?m not going to take your insolence sitting down.
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
My hankerchief will wipe up your blood.
So you got that job as janitor after all?
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
He must have taught you everything you know.
I?ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.
To bad no one?s ever heard of you at all.
I?ve got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle.
I hope you?ve learned to stop picking your nose.