Memorable Game quotes:...

[Sn1P3r M98]

"That's FIVE motherfuckers!" - Marcus Fenix, Gears of War (2?)

Yeah, that was Gears 2.

 

[jamradar]

WE NEED THE CANADIANS!- Call of Duty 3

One of my favorite quotes of all time.

 

[Fidelias]

Not famous yet, but it SHOULD be;

"Rage is one hell of an anesthetic." Zaeed Masani [Mass Effect 2]

"Assuming direct control." Harbinger [Mass Effect 2]

Garrus: "A hospital. Not a good place to fight in."
Commander Shepard: "So... where is good place to fight?"
Garrus: "Gardens. Electronic stores. Antique shops, but only if they're classy..."

HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to crush his neck. Just a little. It is a long time fantasy of mine.
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!
[Kotor]

Objection: This unit is not for sale, meatbag.

 

[googleit6]

Altered Beast FTW!

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!"

Oh my God, that game is great! I used to watch my dad play it alll the time when I was little. Years later, I tried it, and failed miserably.

 

[Electrogecko]

Fawful, from Bowser's Inside Story, (top 3 DS title) is the most awesomely quotable character of all time. Check it out.

"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
"Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
"Fawful says farewell to all of your fink-rat faces forever!"
"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread. The mustard of your doom!"
"You are more stupid than brainless cats who are too stupid to know that they are stupid!"
"I HURT YOUR FACES!"

 

[ars731]

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"- Shodan

The Enrichment Center Once Again Reminds Me That Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance -GlaDOS

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

My vision is Augmented...

At first I didn't think that was funny, but I thought about it for a second and then proceeded to roll on the floor.

I don't really have any interesting quotes to add, except maybe:
"Your right hand comes off?"
-Leon Kennedy.

EDIT: Also, anything that the G-man has ever said. That guy it just pure gold.
I want to buy the guy who wrote this a drink. Or possible two.

 

[WhatHityou]

Halo 3
"IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR.......o wait am I pointing this thing the right way?"

 

[daltob]

pretty much everything in metro 2033

"so this is the dead city, welcome home Artyom"
Bourbon, upon emergence

 

[C-45]

VI-It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Commander Shepard-Oh crap, a pop-up.

General Septimus-I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Wrex-Shepard
Shepard-Wrex

I <3 ME.

 

[The Last Parade]

"I think I'll shoot my way out, mis things up a little"

 

[Tsaba]

Glados: Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance.

 

[Tautimona]

"Greetings stranger"
RE4

 

[Isaac The Grape]

-If you don't know where this if from, I have lost all hope for you.

"if from"? As in?

 

[Ace of Spades]

"If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated."
-Portal

 

[Sinspiration]

"I am so gonna shoot the shit outta you!" Zvatto - Lost Planet 2

Also a favorite of mine-
Conrad Verner: "What if you signed me on as another Spectre?"
Commander Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

 

[emissary666]

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine!"
"And one for Bobo the Space Monkey"

"The was a hole here, now it's gone"

it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

"it is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue"

"Explitive: Damnit master! I'm an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

"Don't open it"

"your in my spot, sir"

 

[InnerRebellion]

"In all things, a calm heart must prevail."
"I kill only to know I'm alive."
-Fawkes
"What's the matter, huh? Afraid of the sight of your own blood?"
"Yeah? You like that ya bastard!?"
"Come out, come out wherever you are...I've got something for you..."
-Charon


Yeah, all from Fallout 3.