Memorable In-game lines

[Sonicron]

-Joker Snip-

Loved those, too... but the best quote from that game goes to Warden Sharp.

"As of ten minutes ago, I have made it illegal to walk on the floor in any part of the asylum. Anyone caught doing so will... oh, this is stupid. I... Aah! Um, will have their legs removed and perform magic tricks for Emperor Joker. There, I did it. I... Aah!"

Priceless. xD

And, of course, my personal favourite gaming quote:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!"

 

[DJDarque]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

MCB Gang Leader: "Rest in peace, Big Rizzle."
Jensen: *deadpan* "Yeah, RIP."

 

[JemothSkarii]

"She makes me so angry I could punch kittens!"
God I love Gig.

 

[Alduin Silas]

-Joker Snip-

Loved those, too... but the best quote from that game goes to Warden Sharp.

"As of ten minutes ago, I have made it illegal to walk on the floor in any part of the asylum. Anyone caught doing so will... oh, this is stupid. I... Aah! Um, will have their legs removed and perform magic tricks for Emperor Joker. There, I did it. I... Aah!"

Priceless. xD

And, of course, my personal favourite gaming quote:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!"

Come on, he's Cave damn Johnson. For outright funny I still prefer.
"The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they're telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!"
and
"Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave, just how difficult are these tests?", "What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed?", "Am I in danger?". Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make $60? Cash. You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the wating room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. For many of you, I realized $60 is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on, I don't know - Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt? "

 

[Viirin]

The Legend of Mana "If you want him to be saved, all you need to do is cry."

 

[varulfic]

"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

Ultimate... Atomic... hughw... BUSTEEER!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohEj7QGQliQ

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Well. This is the part where kills us."

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"

"Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You"

Achievement Unlocked - "The Part Where He Kills You."

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OT: So many quotes to choose from, but I'm going to go ahead and mention pretty much anything Liberty Prime says in Fallout 3.



"COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE."

"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED."

"COMMUNISM IS A LIE."

"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM."

"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"

 

[The Wykydtron]

"What is a man?! *ting* A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"

It's the ting of the wine glass that makes it awesome.

Oh and the immortal line from Persona 4

"I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass"

 

[Scrustle]

"WAKE UP!!!!"

The Darkness, just after the torture scene. I don't know why that one always springs to mind. No-one recognises it when I reference it either.

 

[RuralGamer]

]'Three inches of Russian steel, still in my ribs..'

German Panzercrew in Company of Heroes

HA! Tommy Cooker! Load AP!
or
Once, in Leipzig, I saw these funny little dancing puppets
or
If I'd known we'd be doing so much walking, I'd have joined the navy.
or
Who's the boogeyman!?
or
...
Point it CoH has brilliant, memorable lines.


Oh and there is another classic;
Anyone get that, all I understood was "Very"?
I think he wants us to hand the general over to his poor collection of bounty hunters.
Well that explains it, which one do you want?
I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"I am the Emperor's WILL, made manifest!"

"I...am...a...GOD!"

"They are but GNATS, before me!"

"Witness the glory of the Emperor, through MEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Thou shalt not...I shall."

"I bring salvation...through annihilation!"

"Walk softly, and carry a big gun."

"Glory to the first man to die. CHAAAARGE!."

And of course my personal favourite;

"Make it rain...FIRE!!!!!!

Come! Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!

If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!

Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!

Even in Death I still serve!

AUUUUGHHH MY SPLEEN!

Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, the Cowards! The fools! We... we should take away their metal boxes!

Dawn of War has a lot of screaming doesn't it?

 

[Kuba91]

All the lines from the Merchant in Resident Evil 4

 

[Kekkles]

Well we must've fallen from the top of the end of the world.

 

[Politi]

Bioshock 2, Father Simon Wales

These might not be exact quotes, it's been a while since I played the game.

"It wears a hide of iron, and in its hands are death and change!"
"Whether ye be beast of the sea or denizen of Rapture, defend your home! Send it howling back to hell!"

Sofia Lamb, about him:

"Today, Delta, you meet a man who has no fear of death. And for Eleanor, he would burn with a smile."

I really love that level of devotion, misguided as it is in his case. Also, Lamb's icy voice really makes it seem like there can be no doubt about what she says, like it's some fact from one of her psychiatry textbooks.

 

[Zantos]

"Your health is low!" from Fable. I especially liked the way they referenced it on the Fable 2 loading screens. The one that I will always remember though, "On Wednesdays we are draining the blood of virgin chickens. On Thursdays we are annointing ourselves in said blood. Friday is poker night." Classic.

 

[GaWi]

While were still on company of heroes...

"man, this barbed wire is fuckin' sharp"
- riflemen laying barbed wire

"Burn! Burn!"
-sherman crocodile

"Ja Ja. One way, then the other."
-the snarky grenadiers

"heart or head. Either way, Gerry's dead"
-sniper

"Sergeant! get on the .50 cal! It's time to mow down some krauts."
-.50 cal upgrade on the sherman

"Panther Panzer, ready to move."

"King Tiger, read to move."

"Join the army they said. It would be fun they said."
- engineers

"We're airborne! we're meant to be surrounded!"

 

[Hides His Eyes]

"Fatty-fatty-no-parents."
"Ok, what you're doing there is jumping."
"At the end you will be baked, and there will be cake."
XD
Or almost any other line from Glados or Wheatley. Has to be one of the best game scripts ever.

"My kid, ah, wants another balloon animal."
Manny in Grim Fandango. I guess it's lodged in my memory because I went through a LOT of balloon animals solving that puzzle.

"I'm going to see my mother!"
I think we all know where this is from

"What cat? ...What cat!"
More Valve gold.