the sorcerer's apprentice.Geo Da Sponge said:
I can't spot the other two.
- "I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer."
Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)
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I can't spot the other two.
- "I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer."
Isn't the mad one Kratos in Doomsday Arcade?TheIronRuler said:
"Why do you want him anyways? He's two steps away from being a full blown alcoholic!" "One step. One step."
PATTON! FUCK YEAH!Nero09 said:
Damn I love this movie:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I should stop quoting them.Geo Da Sponge said:
"It's times like that I ask myself, why am I watching two bugs fight each other?"
To add a lot of profanity to this thread
"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"
If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.
"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"
If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.
Okat, let's try a couple which are a little easier:
"Pardon the Ambassador. His funeral drugs have come on early."
"AHHH GOOOOH NOOOH BEEEEEE SOOOOO SNOOOOOH!"
"No funeral today sir. Come and we'll find something sad for you to look at."
"You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification in this or any other plane!"
"Pardon the Ambassador. His funeral drugs have come on early."
"AHHH GOOOOH NOOOH BEEEEEE SOOOOO SNOOOOOH!"
"No funeral today sir. Come and we'll find something sad for you to look at."
"You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification in this or any other plane!"
I've used two of these before in another thread, but I love them.
"Life is a serious battle and we must use the tools we are given, it's important to master the cards in your hand, rather than complain about the ones your opponent was delt. Let us begin and may the best trainer win, contests like this are proof that you're really living."
"A flipped coin doesn't always land on heads or tails, sometimes it may never land at all."
This one's easy as the names give it away, but I love it.
"Hello my name is Erik Lennshar (Not spelt right, sorry.)
and I'm Charles Xavier."
Character's reply to the greetings of these two men.
"Go fuck yourselves."
Finally and this one never gets old for me.
"Did you know that there are more guns in the country than there are in the city."
"Yeah, everybody and their Mums are packing around here."
"Really, like who?"
"Farmers"
"Who else?"
"Farmers Mums"
"Life is a serious battle and we must use the tools we are given, it's important to master the cards in your hand, rather than complain about the ones your opponent was delt. Let us begin and may the best trainer win, contests like this are proof that you're really living."
"A flipped coin doesn't always land on heads or tails, sometimes it may never land at all."
This one's easy as the names give it away, but I love it.
"Hello my name is Erik Lennshar (Not spelt right, sorry.)
and I'm Charles Xavier."
Character's reply to the greetings of these two men.
"Go fuck yourselves."
Finally and this one never gets old for me.
"Did you know that there are more guns in the country than there are in the city."
"Yeah, everybody and their Mums are packing around here."
"Really, like who?"
"Farmers"
"Who else?"
"Farmers Mums"
"Oh, get a job? 'Just' get a job? Well, why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job-land where jobs grow on little jobbies?!"
"That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. It would be a shame if anything were to happen to it."
"You spoony bard!"
Alright, I'm done,...for now. =D
"That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. It would be a shame if anything were to happen to it."
"You spoony bard!"
Alright, I'm done,...for now. =D
A conversation :
"There were two useless bodyguards traveling with me. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Now I'm as lonely as can be. So, it doesn't matter where I die. But... I didn't want to drown. Because, you know, your body size doubles. I'm not joking. I want to die beautiful, you know."
"There are no beautiful corpses."
Another one -
"I think that every day the sun rises, it may be the last time I bask in the sun."
"There were two useless bodyguards traveling with me. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Now I'm as lonely as can be. So, it doesn't matter where I die. But... I didn't want to drown. Because, you know, your body size doubles. I'm not joking. I want to die beautiful, you know."
"There are no beautiful corpses."
Another one -
"I think that every day the sun rises, it may be the last time I bask in the sun."