Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[RedDeadFred]

"Take this scroll and stick it.... somewhere safe."
This may be a hard one.

 

[artanis_neravar]

OK here we go: I got your back like a buttcrack!

That's Dizzy from Gears of War 2.

"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it."

There, guess that.

Dances with Wolves. I'll take my crown now.


Here's mine:

"More like a non-ja."

John Goodman, Pops Racer, Speed Racer. One of my favourite movies ever.



"Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished! However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain. For the value and voracity of such will one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbage veers most verbose!"

V for Vendetta

EDIT:
[using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't need to see our papers.
[under control] We don't need to see your papers.
You're um... you're um...
[under control] We're um... we're um...
Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
[under control] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Tell them they're both teapots!
No, Scottish miners!
Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
[drop their guns and throw their hands up] We surrender!
[run away]

 

[Nouw]

"I'm from Buenios Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

I love that line, and the person that said that did kill them all. Although to be fair he only killed a lot and that only counts in an average direct-to-dvd sequel.

 

[artanis_neravar]

"I'm from Buenios Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

I love that line, and the person that said that did kill them all. Although to be fair he only killed a lot and that only counts in an average direct-to-dvd sequel.

Starship Troopers

I never thought I was smart enough to get depressed

 

[Jennacide]

"I'm from Buenios Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

I love that line, and the person that said that did kill them all. Although to be fair he only killed a lot and that only counts in an average direct-to-dvd sequel.

Heh, Starship Troopers.

Here's my two, first one should be pretty easy to anyone that has actually seen the movie it's from, and easily my favorite quote from anything. Second one is just awesome, and should also be relatively easy.
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
"You are tearing me apart Lisa!"

 

[deserteagleeye]

Funny one: "Tonight... you."

Meaningful one: "That's right! When things are at their worst you just have to try harder! See that, your heart is stronger than your head, you just have to have faith."

First one, ATHF-"Hand Banana"
Second, Hercules? idk
"That's a HUUUUGE *****!"
and
"WELCOME TO DIE!"

 

[Kuranesno7]

No Clue,

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
An obvious one in certain circles.

 

[MrStab]

i have two

"do unto others as they would to you, only do it harder and faster."

going off memory for that one so the wording may not be perfect and

"death solves all problems, no man, no problem."

second one is pretty easy

 

[ChupathingyX]

"You are tearing me apart Lisa!"

The Room, just one of the many hilarious lines from that movie.

Now for mine...

"Beauty, come to me!"

 

[Madman123456]

"You'll come for the toxins, but you'll stay... because you're dead! Hahrharhar!"

 

[Aglaid]

"If it's hostile, you kill it."

This is probably too easy...Maybe...

 

[pwned123456]

Second one is from Resident Evil: Extinction, no clue where the first is from.

For my two cents:

"Why do you hate the darkness? You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?"

i know ive heard that second one come on were

 

[triggrhappy94]

"No one fucks with the Jesus"

"Let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the monkey."
Hint: "We can't stop here, its bat country."

"You can do anything you want... 29 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes, 2 seconds (not the exact time from the movie) that is when the world will end."
Hint: "He told me to forcably insert a book up my anus."

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"If I could be half the human being Bob is at the cost of being a poof, I'd have to think about it. Not for very long, but it'd give me pause."

Rock 'n Rolla

"I ROLLED A 4!"

 

[pwned123456]

Gentlemen you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
This is an easy one but from one of my favorite movies

dr.stranglove ?

 

[pwned123456]

"i like trains"

go ahead and guess it

asdf movie 2

 

[LordGarbageMan]

"It takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end." Fav book right there.

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

"There is only one god and his name is Death, and there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today."

I can't get this damn quote out of my head, have a guess at it

 

[GrayJester]

"I ROLLED A 4!"

Order of the Stick

This probably will be the easy one: "God was a dream of good government"