Men and Flowers

[Julianking93]

Dawe!! Thank you!


And to return the favour:

Enjoy [http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/iris-flowers-artwork-purple-irises-9-botanical-garden-floral-art-baslee-troutman-baslee-troutman-art-prints-giclee.jpg] ^-^

Why thanks [http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/a-bunch-of-rainbow-roses-for-sale-by-Gertrud-K.jpg] ^_^

Aw, it gave me a 403 message *sadface*

 

[SnipErlite]

Aw, it gave me a 403 message *sadface*

Never fear, the internet shall save us! [http://www.imagebam.com/image/a35eae100222429]

 

[Count Igor]

I like flowers.
And I'm a guy.
*cough* Hurrgh. Grr. *Chest Bump*

 

[Julianking93]

Aw, it gave me a 403 message *sadface*

Never fear, the internet shall save us! [http://www.imagebam.com/image/a35eae100222429]

Dawww!!! Those are adorable ^-^

Now I give you the most adorable thing ever [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.organicpassion.info/images/cute_flower2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://organicpassion.info/awwwso-cute/&usg=__HH9WpMgNiU9RodQNZLvOQGSbmM4=&h=312&w=480&sz=36&hl=en&start=0&sig2=5t0efa-2EaWT6DyWIFT_LA&zoom=1&tbnid=pYDo_9xzcbThuM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=171&ei=EFKmTKaOGIW8lQeewPkW&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcute%2Bflowers%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26biw%3D1680%26bih%3D831%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=337&vpy=116&dur=573&hovh=181&hovw=279&tx=175&ty=106&oei=EFKmTKaOGIW8lQeewPkW&page=1&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0]

 

[Ekonk]

Durr, of course.

Seriously, what kind of manliness is not accepting flowers? The kind of manliness that feels the need to kick people in the teeth to convince himself how manly he is. That's what kind. And I am disgusted by it.

 

[SnipErlite]

Dawww!!! Those are adorable ^-^

Now I give you the most adorable thing ever [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.organicpassion.info/images/cute_flower2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://organicpassion.info/awwwso-cute/&usg=__HH9WpMgNiU9RodQNZLvOQGSbmM4=&h=312&w=480&sz=36&hl=en&start=0&sig2=5t0efa-2EaWT6DyWIFT_LA&zoom=1&tbnid=pYDo_9xzcbThuM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=171&ei=EFKmTKaOGIW8lQeewPkW&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcute%2Bflowers%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26biw%3D1680%26bih%3D831%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=337&vpy=116&dur=573&hovh=181&hovw=279&tx=175&ty=106&oei=EFKmTKaOGIW8lQeewPkW&page=1&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0]

Oh...wow. Those are cute (Y)

Simple but beautiful? [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3626747911_c175a18ef5.jpg]

 

[Jark212]

If my girlfriend got me flowers I'd be pretty happy. If I had a girlfriend...

I'm going to take a nap...

 

[Ekonk]

Seriously, what kind of manliness is not accepting flowers? The kind of manliness that feels the need to kick people in the teeth to convince himself how manly he is. That's what kind. And I am disgusted by it.

As I said, I'm not claiming any sort of testosterone poisoning. I'm just claiming that I'm more enchanted by machinery or the cellular processes which might go on within a flower than the flower itself, and that doesn't preclude me from admiring other forms of natural beauty for their aesthetic qualities.

I just don't like flowers all that much.

I get that, but when the question is 'would he like flowers?', and the answer is 'no, he's a guy', then that sounds like testosterone poisoning to me.

 

[SageRuffin]

What kind of flowers are we talking about?

Death-Flowers: Soaked for eons in the blood of the sinful and grown in the firey pits of Mordor.

If not then... yeah that's an odd gift.

I'll settle for a colorful bouquet of roses and tulips, thank you.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Unless they tasted good and were edible, I wouldn't prefer them as my present.

You just painted me a great mental image.

"Hey, I got you flowers!"
"Uh, okay. Nom."
"....What are you doing?"
"....What am I supposed to do?"

Ya, that's pretty much what I'd do.

 

[Lord Honk]

If she knows which kind I like, hell why not? Then again, I hate cut flowers in general, cause they only last a few days and are (for my standards) too much of a hasstle to tend and eventually get rid of... kinda like goldfish.

 

[thahat]

Hell no! That's definitely not a guy thing, ladies you want to get your BF a gift buy him a box of condoms and say "try them out with me".

You have never touched a woman, ever.

i have though, and he IS right XD, id much prefer some intimite time to a bunch of flowers XD
though the condoms can stay at home. those are a bother. the pill is a grand thing.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Hmmm. If they're particularly impressive flowers, then maybe. It's hard to deny that a black rose or, better, a blue rose (They can be made) would look damn cool. That being said, their association with females isn't chance (They're vagina shaped!). Plus, plants have a tendency to die around me. I think I had some dead cactuses for years and never realised, and this Eucalyptus next to me has been grey for a few months now (don't ask why it's still there).
Generally, unless they've epressed interest before, you can usually assume that a guy probably won't be especially interested in recieving flowers.

 

[Paksenarrion]

they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.

Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.

[a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday"]"Have I mentioned I am a heterosexual today?"[/a]

[a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/"]Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?[/a]

What's your obsession with homosexuals...pulling two random links outta your ass like that.

I can't help but admit I'm obsessed with you. I'm a homophobisexual.

You calling me a homophobe and a homosexual? That doesn't even make sense, get your shit together woman.

It's okay. I scare myself, too, sometimes. It's human nature. We're scared of the unknown. Or of things we'd rather not know. This is a good sharing time we're having.

 

[feeback06]

So today I went to the Grocery store with a friend of mine. She stopped to look at some flowers and proceeded to ask me; "Do you think my BF would like these?" And I respond with, "No, he's a guy." And then I got called a prick -_-. So my question is to the men in the audience: would you like to receive flowers as a gift from your girl?

did they look like this?

if so, you never have enough of these!

lol your right, but no it was just one rose.