Men gtfih for hypothetical wizard question

[HellsingerAngel]

One inch on muscle, one inch on height, one inch of arms. I like being proportioned properly.

I really wish I had four inches =S

 

[Dags90]

Half an inch to the length of my dick, half an inch to girth of same, half an inch to length of tongue, and the remaining inch and a half divided equally to my fingers.

Would .15" even be noticeable unless you're starting with creepy, childlike hands?

I might do all 3" to my arms. It would make my toothpick arms almost 30% less toothpick-y.

 

[Durgiun]

Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.

Do you know how huge a horse dick is? Adding 3 inches to an average, or even above average human dick would not make it even 1/5 as big as a horse's.

 

[DanielBrown]

Y U NO USE METRIC SYSTEMS?!
An inch is... uuh... sec, gotta google.

Ok, so 7,5 cm extra. Wouldn't want a monster dick and my arms would look like balloons. I'm also already tall as a tree...

I'd put it on my calves. Got chicken legs!
Edit: Putting one of your weird inches on my arms, to avoid balloon calves.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Odd question, but whatever if you want to know then you will know....

I'm already 6'1" so I'm ok height wise, never wanted to play basketball anyway...

As far as the dick goes I'm fine there too, no matter how big it is it can easily be replaced by something that runs on batteries, so kinda pointless unless its so small that its hard to find...

So I guess I'd just go with the muscle mass, that would be quite useful most of the time.

 

[MintberryCrunch]

3 inches to the beard, for added lumberjacking abilities.

Damnation! Ninja'd!

OT: Yeah, what this guy said, only just on the goatee. It'd make my chin a true wonder to behold, when added to what's already there (about 2-3 inches).

 

[Thaluikhain]

Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.

Do you know how huge a horse dick is? Adding 3 inches to an average, or even above average human dick would not make it even 1/5 as big as a horse's.

True, in this case it wouldn't matter, I was just wondering why being "hung like a horse" is supposed to be a good thing.

 

[Mad Sun]

Add it all too overall muscle mass. I'm 6'2", and a scrawny weakling to boot.

 

[Durgiun]

Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.

Do you know how huge a horse dick is? Adding 3 inches to an average, or even above average human dick would not make it even 1/5 as big as a horse's.

True, in this case it wouldn't matter, I was just wondering why being "hung like a horse" is supposed to be a good thing.

Because men and women are massive size queens.

 

[Denamic]

I'd put it all on my beard.

 

[Ruedyn]

0.5 in. on my right arm so it's symmetrical with my left, the rest will be on my ears, for I wish to hear everything.

 

[Snowbell]

I as a woman would be very happy to spend them on lengthening my legs by two inches and my torso by one inch.

My penis is big enough already, it doesn't need to get longer.

 

[Esotera]

Probably height, I've always wanted to surpass 6ft but it doesn't look like it'll happen. It's also really easy to get some arm muscles if you do some training for a couple of weeks, and a ridiculously long dick actually puts you at a massive disadvantage unless your primary pleasure in sex is derived from obliterating your partner's cervix.

 

[zehydra]

1 inch on dick, 2 inches on ABS lol

 

[Batou667]

Well, I'am already pretty tall, and if I want bigger arms I can work out, so that leaves the third option... scha-wing!

 

[3quency]

Hmm... can we collectively pool our inches to create a giga-being with the strength the break the moon and a dick as long as Tokyo?

 

[wintercoat]

I'd go 2 inches to my height, 1 1/2 inches to my spine and 1/2 to my legs, and one to my penis, bringing me to about 6 feet tall and 6 1/2 inches long.

 

[antidonkey]

How about 3 inches worth of zeros on the end of my bank account balance?

 

[eddyshore6528]

I'm gonna put 1 point in strength, 1 in dexterity and 1 in charisma.