Message to your younger self.
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Dear Tyler R
The boy with the glasses who spends a bit too much time on the internet:
You're going to make it big one day, so you need to have a cool alias. Protip: Anarchemitis sucks. Use your great grandfather's name, Cornelius as a username. I don't give two damns if people abbreviate that as "Corny", it's a hell of a lot better than some stupid polymanteu that sounds like a disease where you get a stoke from thinking about a political ideology inside a erlenmeyer flask.
Also, there will be a terrible earthquake in Haiti in 2010, another in Japan in 2011,Michael Jackson dies in 2009, there will be a very serious economic recession in 2006 and Team Fortress 2 comes out in 2007. Plan accordingly and don't forget to wear a hat.
Love, Future me.
PS: The security code is "Objective 31" and also you should be ashamed of yourself.
The boy with the glasses who spends a bit too much time on the internet:
You're going to make it big one day, so you need to have a cool alias. Protip: Anarchemitis sucks. Use your great grandfather's name, Cornelius as a username. I don't give two damns if people abbreviate that as "Corny", it's a hell of a lot better than some stupid polymanteu that sounds like a disease where you get a stoke from thinking about a political ideology inside a erlenmeyer flask.
Also, there will be a terrible earthquake in Haiti in 2010, another in Japan in 2011,Michael Jackson dies in 2009, there will be a very serious economic recession in 2006 and Team Fortress 2 comes out in 2007. Plan accordingly and don't forget to wear a hat.
Love, Future me.
PS: The security code is "Objective 31" and also you should be ashamed of yourself.
Omg, I would send a long heartfelt letter to myself saying to ignore my parents and take the damn invitation to West Point! I beat myself up everyday that I didn't take that opportunity.
It depends on the age I'm aiming for.
To me age 14: "Study harder, play fewer video games, it's not worth it."
To me age 18: "Don't change your major, you're just going to end up back in it anyway. Most importantly though when a guy comes up to you on you're fourth day of college just before class tell him these words exactly, 'Fuck Off'. I know he seems like a guy who would be a good friend, but trust your older self when you say, stay away. It all starts with him."
To me age 14: "Study harder, play fewer video games, it's not worth it."
To me age 18: "Don't change your major, you're just going to end up back in it anyway. Most importantly though when a guy comes up to you on you're fourth day of college just before class tell him these words exactly, 'Fuck Off'. I know he seems like a guy who would be a good friend, but trust your older self when you say, stay away. It all starts with him."
One of these days you're really going to want to try Whiskas cat food. Don't try it.
Also, at some point, you're going to get thrown out a bar called Irish Tymes. That's gonna be a real shame, cuz they've got some really awesome five cheese lasagna.
Finally, your best friend is gonna fall for someone that is totally wrong for her. Humiliate that jack ass now while you have the chance!
Also, at some point, you're going to get thrown out a bar called Irish Tymes. That's gonna be a real shame, cuz they've got some really awesome five cheese lasagna.
Finally, your best friend is gonna fall for someone that is totally wrong for her. Humiliate that jack ass now while you have the chance!
This...
If I really could send me a letter.
Me age 4. Don't give up, and don't give in.
Me age 14. For fuck sake! Smoking isn't cool. Go train some more Kung Fu, you school-skipping-punk.
Me age 16. Don't listen to Mom, become a construction-worker, not an fucking art-student, you can do that in your spare time.
And all those major event would have changed who, and what I am, and I would no longer exist in the form I presciently posses.
*blinks out of existent*
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Because cause and effect still equates.Chased said:
If I really could send me a letter.
Me age 4. Don't give up, and don't give in.
Me age 14. For fuck sake! Smoking isn't cool. Go train some more Kung Fu, you school-skipping-punk.
Me age 16. Don't listen to Mom, become a construction-worker, not an fucking art-student, you can do that in your spare time.
And all those major event would have changed who, and what I am, and I would no longer exist in the form I presciently posses.
*blinks out of existent*
DO YOUR FUCKING WORK ON TIME YOU ARROGANT ASSHOLE!!!!
Also, just because you can get girls, don't date any of them, you know how the ones at home are.
Why am I giving myself advice if I'm 16.....
Also, just because you can get girls, don't date any of them, you know how the ones at home are.
Why am I giving myself advice if I'm 16.....
I'd probably not send a message. I got where I want to be and I've learned from my mistakes. But for curosity's sake, assuming I am somehow paradox free and remain how I am now.
Lock the door at Italian camp, you will know when it's appropriate
Might get me laid far earlier in life and get that hassle out of the way.
Lock the door at Italian camp, you will know when it's appropriate
Might get me laid far earlier in life and get that hassle out of the way.
Dear 5 year old SAI,
Don't stalk that girl you'll meet in middle school. It doesn't work, and your a fucking idiot for it.
Also start watching wrestling as soon as you can, by your 20's the industry is in poor shape.
Dear 15 Year Old SAI,
No, you won't be commiting suicide and you won't give in to your darkest thoughts. But seriously get on Lexapro as soon as you can. Seriously it'll solve nearly all of our depression. And don't dare start wrestling training till you're on it.
Mike, Vincent, and AJ are the only friends you can really trust.
Theres a non-hispanic Vincent, punch him in the face as soon as you meet him. Trust me, it's worth it.
Don't chase after the leggy blonde, and if you end up dating you're ex again don't be a commitaphobe douche.
Sincerly, 22 year old SAI
Don't stalk that girl you'll meet in middle school. It doesn't work, and your a fucking idiot for it.
Also start watching wrestling as soon as you can, by your 20's the industry is in poor shape.
Dear 15 Year Old SAI,
No, you won't be commiting suicide and you won't give in to your darkest thoughts. But seriously get on Lexapro as soon as you can. Seriously it'll solve nearly all of our depression. And don't dare start wrestling training till you're on it.
Mike, Vincent, and AJ are the only friends you can really trust.
Theres a non-hispanic Vincent, punch him in the face as soon as you meet him. Trust me, it's worth it.
Don't chase after the leggy blonde, and if you end up dating you're ex again don't be a commitaphobe douche.
Sincerly, 22 year old SAI
Shes going to destroy you, forget her. save yourself the cripplign pain for the next two years, youll meet a freshman girl later. assuming you followed ym advice you wont ruin thigns with her and youll be a better person for it! Oh and carry a condom when you get drunk.. itll save you some trouble later.
"You're actually very attractive, unflattering belly-fat aside.
"Get into a martial art, by any means necessary.
"Don't be an asshole in 8th grade, and to save you trouble, all the music you're thinking about listening to sucks.
"Go out with a girl named Kyra. She likes you, trust me, and it'll piss everyone off.
"Study, especially in Chemistry. Yes, I know it's so elementary that reading the text will bore you to tears, but it'd be a shame to let that genius mind of yours go to waste. Besides, that CC Earth Science class you'd take in the Ninth Grade is even more boring, unchallenging, and frankly insulting to your intelligence.
"Punch Bobby in the face
"Don't make cancer jokes in Reading Class. Just. . . don't.
EDIT: I wonder if anyone from High School would recognize me from this. . . .
"Get into a martial art, by any means necessary.
"Don't be an asshole in 8th grade, and to save you trouble, all the music you're thinking about listening to sucks.
"Go out with a girl named Kyra. She likes you, trust me, and it'll piss everyone off.
"Study, especially in Chemistry. Yes, I know it's so elementary that reading the text will bore you to tears, but it'd be a shame to let that genius mind of yours go to waste. Besides, that CC Earth Science class you'd take in the Ninth Grade is even more boring, unchallenging, and frankly insulting to your intelligence.
"Punch Bobby in the face
"Don't make cancer jokes in Reading Class. Just. . . don't.
EDIT: I wonder if anyone from High School would recognize me from this. . . .
"You're a loser, and that's okay, little (insert my name here). Don't worry, everything will get better later on. Also, you are a fanboy, DEAL WITH IT, LAME YOUNGER SELF."
Sincerely, You, in the future, when I'm much better than you.
I don't nessecarily hate children, just myself as a child.
Sincerely, You, in the future, when I'm much better than you.
I don't nessecarily hate children, just myself as a child.