Message to your younger self.

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crudus

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Oct 20, 2008
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Dear me,

[She] isn't worth it. Trust me, your life will be much better if you forget about her. By the way, visit [current place of employment] there are a lot of great people to meet there.

Sincerely,
Yourself.
 

Hader

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Jul 7, 2010
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"Get your head out of your ass Charles. Also, your jeep is going to refuse to start the first day of your promotion at work, so prepare. Also, the game. "
 

HentMas

The Loneliest Jedi
Apr 17, 2009
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tell your dad to fuck off when he insists on you studying something you don´t like,the business he is planing on leaving to you will fail in 10 years and you will end up trying to save it because its the only source of income, but if you study what you want you will be able to laugh it off and continue the things you like
 

pyramid head grape

[Game-Over]
Feb 4, 2011
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Please focus on school work and don't get in to as many fights in high school if you want to avoid the scars.

Wow looking back on it I was a total asshole LOLz
 

Athol

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"Dispite how much it sucks now, it will get better. Once you graduate DONT WAIT to go back to school, DO IT RIGHT AWAY...trust me, also pay attention in math class from here on out, if you dont it'll bite you in the ass."
 

Ghengis John

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Dec 16, 2007
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She'll only put up with so much.

When she gives you the chance you take it.

Don't be afraid to make a choice.

Listen to the people who think they know what's best for you.

Do your homework.
 

tokae

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Mar 21, 2011
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To myself, age 14: "I know this seems like the best thing to do, the best way out of this fucking mess, but please stop abusing NOW instead of in four years. You already have a heart-problem, you moron!"

Yupp, exactly that!
 

SageRuffin

M-f-ing Jedi Master
Dec 19, 2009
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Dear Younger Sage:

Fuck everybody. People are stupid.

Love, Current Sage

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Dear Younger Sage:

Enlist in military straight out of high school. You'll save yourself a lot of pain.

Love, Current Sage
 

Xanadu84

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Apr 9, 2008
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Message to me after High School graduation.

That's the right school.

Ignore that 2 class, research based elective. Talk with your advisor. Do a different research project. Read Rules of Play before deciding on one, remember that magazine article that made you want to debate with Tom, and remember your middle school roots. Be punctual with financial aid. Just take the loans, buy a car. Connections and networking are more important then grades.

Freshman, Sophomore, and Junior year, that girl thing? Will go badly. Senior year? That guys kinda a jerk. She's more into you. Go for it. I cannot stress this enough.
 

InsomniJack

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Dec 4, 2009
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Dear me,

First, start learning how to play "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas. You won't regret it.

Second, remember that one girl that stood by you while you were hopelessly pining for your crush? She's into you. Go get her, before she gets swept up by some other dude.

Finally, remember that you love music. If you try to make it your job, you may end up not loving it as much as you do now. And wouldn't that be terrible for you?

Most sincerely,

Yourself, in 6 Years.
 

RatRace123

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Dec 1, 2009
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Dear me: Age 13
Stop friggin' procrastining and do your damn homework and get in the habit of doing it regularly, otherwise you'll just barely graduate High School. Also, take that offer for a threesome.

Love always, Me.
 

Zantos

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Jan 5, 2011
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To early life me: Exercise more you prick!

To teenage me: Here are a list of girls you go out with in later life. Save yourself time and skip that one and that one. Treat that one better, I don't care what your excuse is. Definitely stay away from these two (men-tal!) and since if you follow my advice you'll be single at the time hit it off with her. Also your hair looks fine short, don't worry and just do it. Make sure you do it for charity though.

To me on joining uni: Don't listen to Stephen.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Aug 27, 2009
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"Ok little dude-bro, I know that seems like a good idea and I know its going to be funny as hell (trust me, it is), but DONT DO IT, DONT DO IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

He knows what Im talkin about.