Message to your younger self.
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"The pursuit of staying up all night isn't a good one, and 6 in the morning is not a respectable time to wake up at
enjoy being young."
enjoy being young."
to the younger me (age:5) holy fucking God start practicing soccer everyday. take care of your knees so you won't have to go through any surgery, and most importantly always be happy, nice, and keep a good sense of humor, it's why everybody loves you so much in the future 
- sincerely your future self
- sincerely your future self
I read "Massage yourself younger". Disappointed to say the least.
OT: Save more money, stop buying crap.
OT: Save more money, stop buying crap.
Freakout456 said:
Anyways, to my 12-year-old self
Hello, YOU.
You may doubt the credibility of my claims, but you better damn well pay attention.
You will be excellent in school, but do NOT let that mean you can be LAZY. That will bite you in the ass, as you will realize dumber people than you are getting recognition because of something you may not take into account: A Work Ethic.
There is something worth working for because of school, so do well and achieve great things.
Also: stay off those damn websites. you know which ones.
Sincerely, 17-year-old me.
Read this very carefully. Read this very swiftly. Read this 'Til it is engraved upon your soul forever more. This is asked of thee, self, of another Timeline.
Heed these words and obey: You will acquire Broadband eventually, afterwards you may attempt to make an account on Playstation Network, Name it well, for it's name shall be permanent. Circumstance may force you to do something else, DO NOT DELETE IT ONCE IT IS MADE! It's usefulness shall be made known to thee.
Watch as much Anime as you can, there is more to be found in there than at first glance, depending on the series, I would also have you watch an Anime by the name of 'Gurren Laggan' and take note of the characters 'Simon' and 'Kamina' Take heed of Kamina's words and learn from him, It shall aid you well.
Also, Learn how to dance. You cannot even comprehend how much it will pay off. No, I do not refer to Ballet, or Ballroom, or any such things, I do however recommended Waltz, Tango, anything romantic that requires a partner.
Lastly... Start brushing your teeth again. Seriously. Do it.
These are not my only instructions, I shall make arrangements so you and I can communicate safely and freely.
The Security Code is Contingency 41.
From the one man you trust above all others.
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So yeah, It wouldn't be a letter.... It would be a manual.
Heed these words and obey: You will acquire Broadband eventually, afterwards you may attempt to make an account on Playstation Network, Name it well, for it's name shall be permanent. Circumstance may force you to do something else, DO NOT DELETE IT ONCE IT IS MADE! It's usefulness shall be made known to thee.
Watch as much Anime as you can, there is more to be found in there than at first glance, depending on the series, I would also have you watch an Anime by the name of 'Gurren Laggan' and take note of the characters 'Simon' and 'Kamina' Take heed of Kamina's words and learn from him, It shall aid you well.
Also, Learn how to dance. You cannot even comprehend how much it will pay off. No, I do not refer to Ballet, or Ballroom, or any such things, I do however recommended Waltz, Tango, anything romantic that requires a partner.
Lastly... Start brushing your teeth again. Seriously. Do it.
These are not my only instructions, I shall make arrangements so you and I can communicate safely and freely.
The Security Code is Contingency 41.
From the one man you trust above all others.
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So yeah, It wouldn't be a letter.... It would be a manual.
Dear 8 year old Xdom,
Do not tell anybody that you like Star Wars Episode I. In fact, just stop liking it, you technically have to eventually because I currently hate it.
From, your friend in timeDoc Brown Xdom
P.S. try to avoid beng a dick to girls, it shoud pay off eventually
or
Dear 16 year old Xdom,
do not under any circumstances tell your brother that you enjoyed the first live-action transformers movie. Doing that sets off a chain of events ending with you owning a copy of Transformers:ROTF(LOL). Trust me, it will haunt your dreams.
From 18 year old Xdom
P.S. Grey's...Sports...Almanac
A Back to the Future reference is necessary because as far back as I can remember, I have kept that as my way of telling my past self to take a possibly time-traveling message seriousy.
Do not tell anybody that you like Star Wars Episode I. In fact, just stop liking it, you technically have to eventually because I currently hate it.
From, your friend in time
P.S. try to avoid beng a dick to girls, it shoud pay off eventually
or
Dear 16 year old Xdom,
do not under any circumstances tell your brother that you enjoyed the first live-action transformers movie. Doing that sets off a chain of events ending with you owning a copy of Transformers:ROTF(LOL). Trust me, it will haunt your dreams.
From 18 year old Xdom
P.S. Grey's...Sports...Almanac
A Back to the Future reference is necessary because as far back as I can remember, I have kept that as my way of telling my past self to take a possibly time-traveling message seriousy.
3-4 years ago- Don't buy that transmission, just buy a car with the money you would've spent installing it.
6 years ago- Do your homework, dumbass. Also, don't do that thing. YOU KNOW WHAT THING.
10 years ago - Meh, I got nothing.
Good for the me of yesterday, to the me at birth- Get off your lazy ass.
Yup. Go me. Or something. I dunno.
I win? Sure. Let's go with that. I WIN! w00t!
...fuck this, I'm sleeping now. 'cause I win. O rosmehting. I don't evern know anymore.
6 years ago- Do your homework, dumbass. Also, don't do that thing. YOU KNOW WHAT THING.
10 years ago - Meh, I got nothing.
Good for the me of yesterday, to the me at birth- Get off your lazy ass.
Yup. Go me. Or something. I dunno.
I win? Sure. Let's go with that. I WIN! w00t!
...fuck this, I'm sleeping now. 'cause I win. O rosmehting. I don't evern know anymore.
"Get off your fat ass and stop obsessing your life over World of Warcraft. It is not that important and you can play it regularly and still have fun."
[small]I realize that now, and still play to this day.[/small]
[small]I realize that now, and still play to this day.[/small]
To myself, aged 8: Here's a list of tips.
-Swim errday
-Don't grow your hair long, it looks bad on you.
-Invest in a good computer
-Become interested in philosophy, it'll entertain you and keep your mind off stupid shit.
-Don't let your parents get to you.
Also, here are the winning lottery numbers until April, 2011. Have fun.
-Swim errday
-Don't grow your hair long, it looks bad on you.
-Invest in a good computer
-Become interested in philosophy, it'll entertain you and keep your mind off stupid shit.
-Don't let your parents get to you.
Also, here are the winning lottery numbers until April, 2011. Have fun.
When that trip to Italy starts to sound really good, you will be better off buying a ticket to Pennsylvania instead. Camp out at Kmart. There should be a cute girl working checkout that summer. Believe me, you'll know the one. If you find her now you are going to save yourself a -lot- of trouble in the future.
Dear me:
you were just born... tell your parents to buy you a shit load of microsoft stocks for like the 5 cents they are each, and cash in when you turn 21. then all your problems will be solved and you can stop being such a damn panzy.
from me.
you were just born... tell your parents to buy you a shit load of microsoft stocks for like the 5 cents they are each, and cash in when you turn 21. then all your problems will be solved and you can stop being such a damn panzy.
from me.
"There are three things you must know younger me.
1- You are gay. Deal with this fact now so you don't become preoccupied with it and fail your exams.
2- There are two truly evil people in the world, a boy named Justin Beiber and a Woman named Stephanie Myers, these people must be prevented from their committing their crimes.
3- Patent colourful rubber bands with slogans on them. You will become stupidly rich."
1- You are gay. Deal with this fact now so you don't become preoccupied with it and fail your exams.
2- There are two truly evil people in the world, a boy named Justin Beiber and a Woman named Stephanie Myers, these people must be prevented from their committing their crimes.
3- Patent colourful rubber bands with slogans on them. You will become stupidly rich."