Message to your younger self.
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Dear Ray,
I know what you did last summer... is a horrible movie, don't watch it.
From, Ray
P.S. - Get on the ball and sign up for some grants and scholarships and stuff. Also, on the day of March 20th, 2011, you'll be in Columbus, don't leave your bag with your newly purchased Skull Candy headphones on the table in the food court when you go to the restroom, your friends WILL NOT watch over them for you.
I know what you did last summer... is a horrible movie, don't watch it.
From, Ray
P.S. - Get on the ball and sign up for some grants and scholarships and stuff. Also, on the day of March 20th, 2011, you'll be in Columbus, don't leave your bag with your newly purchased Skull Candy headphones on the table in the food court when you go to the restroom, your friends WILL NOT watch over them for you.
Dear me: Alert the CIA to a terrorist attack by way of hijacking.....9/11.... (not gonna wright it out)... trust me this will save the political world boat loads of trouble, also, that long hair? Yea you look like a douche, shave it now, also pour all your money into this thing called "the facebook" trust me you will be oh so rich.
Oh yea, Y2K never happens, swine/bird flu is crap, don't buy xbox 360 until after they fix the RROD (you'll know what I mean just don't buy it till its fixed)
OH YEA just get a ps3 instead of an xbox at first, then aquire kingdom hearts 1/2 and persona 4, you will NOT be able to play them on a newer model of the ps3
-Also stop being an xbox fanboy you prick just because no one near you has a playstation near you it doesn't mean it sucks
One last thing, when your sister threatens to kick you in the face do not say "Go ahead you'll just get in huge trouble" she will get in trouble but it really isn't worth a kick to the eye, also when your parents start talking about how you'll eventually have to get your wisdom teeth painfully pulled.....start laughing cause yours don't grow in, JOKES ON YOU DENTIST!!!
Oh yea, Y2K never happens, swine/bird flu is crap, don't buy xbox 360 until after they fix the RROD (you'll know what I mean just don't buy it till its fixed)
OH YEA just get a ps3 instead of an xbox at first, then aquire kingdom hearts 1/2 and persona 4, you will NOT be able to play them on a newer model of the ps3
-Also stop being an xbox fanboy you prick just because no one near you has a playstation near you it doesn't mean it sucks
One last thing, when your sister threatens to kick you in the face do not say "Go ahead you'll just get in huge trouble" she will get in trouble but it really isn't worth a kick to the eye, also when your parents start talking about how you'll eventually have to get your wisdom teeth painfully pulled.....start laughing cause yours don't grow in, JOKES ON YOU DENTIST!!!
For the love of God and all that is holy, do not drive to school in that 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer on March 7 (or whatever day that was) 2009 after just getting over the flue you stupid idiot! Just stay home and take one more sick day, one more sick day will affect you A LOT less than a car crash.
Also more importantly I would like to contact my father from around 14 to 15 years ago and tell him this: "Dad, you move us around too much and it greatly affects us (especially mom). Find a good town/city that you like and settle down instead of moving to another town every 1 and half to 2 years, trust me it will be for the better and we will be happier. AND BOOM!! Life improved! More stable life, we will never move to that extremely crappy red neck town where dad loses a sh*t load of money, dad may also still have his old job as the manager of that one car dealership (we will have a lot more money!), mom will be much happier, and me and my sister will have gone to better schools and have more and better friends.
Also more importantly I would like to contact my father from around 14 to 15 years ago and tell him this: "Dad, you move us around too much and it greatly affects us (especially mom). Find a good town/city that you like and settle down instead of moving to another town every 1 and half to 2 years, trust me it will be for the better and we will be happier. AND BOOM!! Life improved! More stable life, we will never move to that extremely crappy red neck town where dad loses a sh*t load of money, dad may also still have his old job as the manager of that one car dealership (we will have a lot more money!), mom will be much happier, and me and my sister will have gone to better schools and have more and better friends.
I would say or rather sing "I don't cry when my mom gets high, hits the bottle goes back to the rock fuck it fight its all the same liven with who you are is the only way to stay sane" Paraphrasing the song a little but I think my younger self will still get the message. Also will tell him it'll work out and whatever you do never ever fucking trust a bank.
Don't listen to what people say about what you like. If they don't like that you listen to different music, its their problem...
OH, AND DON'T FUCKING WATCH NARUTO!!
OH, AND DON'T FUCKING WATCH NARUTO!!
Dear me.
Buy curtains or do it in the shower, the neighbours will contact you otherwise.
It is perfectly ok to blow off your mates if you have a booty call, stop being a the friendly bro.
Dont skimp on cigars, if you're going to smoke one, smoke a proper one.
Other than that, you're doing awesome!
ps. on your 18'th birthday dont jump out the window!
Buy curtains or do it in the shower, the neighbours will contact you otherwise.
It is perfectly ok to blow off your mates if you have a booty call, stop being a the friendly bro.
Dont skimp on cigars, if you're going to smoke one, smoke a proper one.
Other than that, you're doing awesome!
ps. on your 18'th birthday dont jump out the window!
I know you like engineering and that's very cool. One thing though, if you wish to have a girlfriend then you better get started before university.
To 10 Year Old Me:Remind Dad not to get you stocks in Bank of America and Citibank and instead invest it in Apple. Don't attempt suicide. Find a working way to vent your emotions. Save your money. Put money in your savings account annually so it won't be taken from the state. Be careful with a computer you will get in 4 or 5 years. -Best regards,15 year old me.
"Stop your messing around (ah, ah, ah), better think of your future (ah, ah, ah), better straiten right out, or else you'll wind up in jail."
Or I'd give a speech about how depressed I'll become and force myself into changing the past, though if you follow the theory that everything in time is predetermined than I guess that'd be impossible.
Or I'd give a speech about how depressed I'll become and force myself into changing the past, though if you follow the theory that everything in time is predetermined than I guess that'd be impossible.
Do a barrel roll? What do you want me to tell you, that you get a sex change and start having female on female action with that asian girl in your class you like, and that you train an army of hippo-riding squirrels to save the world from Justin Beiber?
Really, anything I tell you will make nearly no sense whatsoever,because none of it will happen due to the tampering of time and space prior to your reading of this message.
PS you really don't get a sex change, though you should hit it up with one of the asian girls.
Really, anything I tell you will make nearly no sense whatsoever,because none of it will happen due to the tampering of time and space prior to your reading of this message.
PS you really don't get a sex change, though you should hit it up with one of the asian girls.