Messed up dreams.

[Chalacachaca]

I started getting a lot of lucid dreams after watching Inception for some reason, but the last weird dream I remember was that I was with my family in dad's car, and he cutted off some ***** that cutted him off earlier while driving(he does that from time to time, no matter the gender of the person), so then this woman pulled over moments later and shots dad in the face. It was pretty gruesome and I didn't what was happening, I didn't if I should've crying, go face my certain death while avenging my father... but then I looked back to so my brother and mother (and this is the part I started lucid dreaming, since I was in control of my actions) and they were just smiling like nothing happened.
"Wait, this is some kind of glitch" I thought and right then I said "I'm in a dream, right you guys?". They didn't reply, so I did the next logical step any man would make after realizing they are in a dream and I began thinking of a very kinky dress for the soon to materialize Jessica Alba. Then moments later I was waking up, thinking how awesome it was to finally have a lucid dream, so I got up and started going to the bathroom when I noticed that my bedroom looked exactly like my bedroom from the place where I moved from almost 4 years ago.

Then I finally woke up (this time for real) thinking if my subsconcious mind had just trolled me.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Let's just say I've had dreams where MLP:FiM and Final Destination crossed.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Had this weird dream I was playing SAW without looking at the TV screen in a dark and damp room. I had no idea where I was and why I coudn't stop playing. My eyes were incredibly tired, it had been clear I hadn't slept for days. Someone whispered "Go to sleep" and when my character was hit over the head with a baseball bat I was aswell and then I woke up.

I also had this dream a few years ago where milk bursted out my hands like a helium balloon being blown-up and then popped.

 

[legend of duty]

mr T was a dinosaur and he bit off my leg saying it tasted like chicken.

 

[deckai]

Since I'm a lucid dreamer, almost all my dreams are kinda weird... but my subconscious seems to be more creative, so I usually tend to create scenarios and let my subconscious fill out the rest... which can sometimes backfire in a weird fashion..

I.e. only being able to think in a straight line, no parallel thinking, or being an even number in a world full of uneven numbers. Or trying to restore order in a ever-changing world. The worst part is, since these are just concepts/ideas, a quick reset (by waking up, or changing the scenario) usually doesn't help so I end up in a infinite loop of waking up and trying to reset my dream, till I finally wake up for good.

I guess it's unnecessary to mention that these nights are everything but restful.

 

[Quaxar]

I don't really remember dreams in general.

But I happen to account one wherein I was in a high-speed chase between two let's call them "exploration drills" basically like this shitty thing from The Core. I happened somewhere under the earth surface too.
I never felt a greater badass than this moment. Then I woke up.

 

[SD-Fiend]

jeez these comments make me wish i would dream more often.

 

[Redout9122]

I once had a dream where I was living in a country with no free-healthcare.

Thank God I woke up.

Where did you wake up?Mars? Because there is no country on Earth with free healthcare.

Well, once I wasn't myself and did some really awful things in a dream. Just two really.

It was genuinely disturbing. I woke up and my heart was pounding and I was sweating bullets.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Recently I had a dream that I was abducted and was being tortured by an old man with an exacto-knife... and i didn't wake up until well into the torturing...

...But the best dream I ever had was a couple of months back! I had a dream that I was given Lelouch's Geass power (or to the non-nerds here, the power to simply tell anyone to do something and they'll do it without question)

...needless to say, It was abused...

...fantastic dream!!!

 

[ChickenZombie]

I had a dream where I had sex with my sister... when I woke up I remembered I don't have a sister.

 

[LITE992]

This was a recurring dream a few years ago. Some criminals were outrunning the Miami police to... deliever cookies to grandma.

 

[Zarkov]

I once had a dream where a huge evil gorilla ate somebody, so the space marines landed and thus began a huge battle between them and evil animals.

Funny. I just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Good movie. Being eaten is now highly probable.

 

[dead.juice]

You want fucking weird? How bout this?
I was shopping at some cheap second-hand store, and all a sudden, I was nude. My mom and my little brother kept shopping, as I scavenged for some pants. I made my way to the cellar to look for pants, but my parent/little brother found me, and they began to ascend the nearby stairs (paralyzingly awkward) to out back the store, as I cried out in fear. They freaked out on purpose and left me there.

 

[dead.juice]

Stay off of any bridges, and you'll be fine

 

[dead.juice]

I had a dream where I had sex with my sister... when I woke up I remembered I don't have a sister.

How deliciously kinky.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Last night I dreamed I was an immense beast, floating in darkness. I knew nothing of the surface world until I fell in love with the majesty of colors.

Spoiler

Did I? or was that someone else?

 

[HazzaH]

Most of my dreams are either nice or reoccurring themes of camping or getting lost in a strange house, but I once dreamed there was a blue dead girl on my bedroom floor, and when I went over and poked her in the forehead it squished inwards as if she were a water balloon.

This other time I had a dream where some people had tied up this woman to a chair, cut off the face of a pig and put it on her face like some kind of gory mask, and were throwing buckets of blood over her as she screamed. That one was unsettling.

(I'm a very gentle and lovely person IRL, really!)

 

[Kinkaido]

When I was a little kid, I once had a dream where I woke up. Then my mom came in to wake me up, only she had the head of a cat for some reason. Then this scene repeated several times before I finally woke up for real. Still have no idea what to make of it.

 

[Death God]

I have had a fair amount of weird, messed up dreams but the weirdest was a reoccurring dream I have once a year for 5 years of being chased down by a man-eating slug through various countries. So, I know weird dreams very well indeed.

 

[ArbiterX13]

I've had several weird dreams (not including "scary" in weird). One I had recently was where I was travelling around with some girl named Nalia who looked like a Dark Seducer from Oblivion. She had this magical nose-ring that would appear whenever she made a circle with her hands, and it would do exactly what a good plot-device does (i.e. whatever is necessary to move the story along). After breaking into a house, we were joined by two other guys who I swear were ODSTs. Then the wooden floor collapsed and we wound up in a sewer full of zombies.
Somehow, I got my hands on powdered lithium (yes, I know that lithium is technically a metal, but a little thing showed up whenever I looked at the powder that said "lithium," so lithium it was), and discovered that throwing it onto zombies caused their heads to explode. We then proceeded fight our way out of the sewer using the lithium supply that kept on refilling.
It was at about this time that suddenly came to the realization that I was in the Matrix, so I found this really nice-looking cigarette lighter (no, I don't smoke) and used it. This, for no explainable reason, set off a tiny nuclear bomb hidden inside the lighter, which woke me up.
As it turned out, I was not in the Matrix, but rather had been inside one of the Tranquility Loungers from Fallout 3. I moved past all of the other pods and out of the Vault.
As I left Casey's Garage and stood blinking in the sunlight--I woke up to my mom shining a flashlight in my eyes. The power had gone out and we were going somewhere early that morning.
In retrospect, that was a pretty awesome dream.