Messed up dreams.

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Kinkaido

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dvd_72 said:
One in which I would jump down the staircase in our house, landing safely on the bottom
I used to have this dream, too. Everything had a weird blue tint, I would walk down the hallway, jump down the stairs, and then the dream would end right before impact.
 

The Good Doctor

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My adventure as a purple Power Ranger that transformed into a rainbow-shitting giraffe and killed zombies by kicking them in the nuts. And I could make other people into rangers. Fucking awesome. Nyan Cat ftw.
 

TheBoulder

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I always have weird dreams. The last one I had happened just last night.

First I was watching a movie with some other people in the room. It was a horror movie about a monster that kept popping up that had this person's face:
I tagged on late and tried to asked what happened, but everyone was a dick and made me search it up online. When I went on my laptop, the government told me to go wipe out a village of rebels. When I got there, it turned out to be one of those Christmas elf replica villages. When I went inside, I turned into Afro Samurai and started to slice everyone up. No one was doing anything about it though, they were just smiling and having a good time. I then went up to an older woman who looked like Wynne from DA:O an tried to cut her throat. I swung the blade into her neck about ten times, but all that it left was some blue, glowing lines. Someone said something to me, then suddenly the older woman became a quadruple amputee.

It was a pretty weird dream.
 

zajohnson

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I can still remember a dream I had one night...
I died during a nuclear holocaust in the middle of my sleep, but was later resurrected by God to fight off radioactive zombies along with a lot of other people to claim New Earth.
I almost wanted to make it into a book ^^
I remember a whole lot more than that, it was the most complex thing I have EVER dreamed.
 

Josh Diaz

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i had a dream where is was having sex with a girl i liked,but when i pulled out she turned into my little brother and followed that up with "why did you stop" in my mom's voice all while my dad was filming and my sister was directing. then it turned serbian film and i decapitated it.....
 

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I once had a dream where I was horribly ill and my parents put me in the shower to help me cope with it. Then they started to force feed me acid packets. One after another after another.... I was freaking out so bad I slipped and impaled myself on the shower curtain. Also, Pinkie Pie was sitting on my toilet, laughing at me.

It was weird.....
 

Amphoteric

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FirstToStrike said:
I once had a dream where I was horribly ill and my parents put me in the shower to help me cope with it. Then they started to force feed me acid packets. One after another after another.... I was freaking out so bad I slipped and impaled myself on the shower curtain. Also, Pinkie Pie was sitting on my toilet, laughing at me.

It was weird.....
Not once have I ever had a dream involving ponies. Although I have had Derren Brown, Dara O Brian and the Loading Ready Run people standing outside a building in Texas.

I did have a dream where I was on the moon in a car. I then Went through the windshield and got sawed in half. I remember it feeling quite pleasant though...
 

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I'm sure I'm not alone in this...

Sometimes I get dreams where for some reason I need to run away or fight someone. But if I try to run, my legs don't respond. Or I move like I'm underwater. If I fight, my punches are incredibly weak or the person I'm fighting is invincible.

I wonder what this means. Something about not having control or power over my life?
 

Creator002

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If I eat jalapeños right before bed, my dreams consist of flashy colours. Then I wake up and have to go to the toilet.
My weirdest dream was when I was in Doom (you know, the DOS one from the 90s). I was on the first level, but the floor was acid except for one part. Couldn't move. That dream sucked.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Wierd dream...lets see theres a lot of them. Here's one. Someone I liked got me a job as a lifeguard at a park where there was no pool and then short fat japanese children with no shirts posing as the yakuza tried to kill me as we swashbuckled from slides.
 

DJ_DEnM

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I remember one that I had the same day for three years (I was young) that I met Jirachi. The Pokémon. In a house I had no idea about.

The year after the last one I was waiting for that dream and in never came. I was disappointed >_<.
 

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my city (which is no where near an ocean) was over seiged by dolphins and the only survivors were me, my dad, and queen elizebeth the 2
 

Jacob1707

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I had a nightmare that there was no BBQ sauce on my lunch. You can see I have my priorities straight.
 

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My fear of escalators is based off a nightmare I had when I was a sophomore in high school.

I had a dream about my then best friend, a kid named Roy, getting killed by one. Yeah, like the escalator rant in Mall Rats.

Haven't ridden one since. I'm terrified of them.
 

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Zarkov said:
Well, to be honest, you have an amazing ability to remember dreams. (Everyone has messed up dreams. It's just that they can't remember them.)

About the most weird dream I've had was getting the shit beat out of me by the greenish looking monster guy (can't remember his name) in the Street Fighter games. And I didn't even play them that much!
His name is Blanka.

I don't remember any god damn fucked up in dream in a long time, LUCKY STREAK ME!

*if you know this please change your post so others won't keep telling you, its on the first page of this thread.*
 

Tselis

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Well..., I was taking a nap yesterday and I had a kinda creepy dream. I dreamed that there was someone standing over me, watching me sleep. I never actually saw them either. It was like I was looking through their eyes, watching them watch me. The view point kept shifting too, like the person watching me was moving in a jerk-y circle around me. The light kept getting dimmer, but really slowly. What really bothered me though, and caused me to wake up, was the whispering. Whoever it was, was whispering at me, as well as watching me. Mind you, whispering AT me, not too, no, AT.

So there you go. Not very messed up, but as close as I normally come to it.
 

Spambot 3000

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I don't really remember my dreams, unless they're 'those' type of dreams. (You know which ones I'm talking about)