Messing with Teacher

[Shamgarr]

So my study hall teacher is a *****, and it's a class full of Seniors at the end of the day. She doesn't let us talk or sleep or anything so I need to come up with some ways that we can mess with her and preferably don't get caught. Like something that doesn't look like we're intentionally messing with her. Any ideas?

Edit: I appreciate all of you on my mom's email list giving me advice to "grow up". I apologize for trying to enjoy my last year with little to no responsibility before I go off to college (Brown University if you were wondering, 32 on ACT). Please give some constructive humor, and avoid the whole self-righteous answers.

 

[Amnestic]

Ask her out on a date.

/I messed with my teacher and then I messed with my teacher.

 

[snowman6251]

You have to go to study hall and participate? My school's study halls were

"Dick around in the library"

"Dick around in the cafeteria"

"Leave campus and get food"

"Leave campus and go home"

"Smoke pot on the back hill if you're a stoner".

What the fuck is wrong with your school?

And unscrew the chair so she falls?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

If you could stick a Fart Machine under her desk somehow then i see fun happening.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Put sleeping pills in her coffee. That'll let you do what you want for sure.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Two points:

One, you're a senior, and while this sort of behavior is expected of you, you shouldn't do it. You're going to be all grown up soon. Start acting like it.

Two, you have to ASK how to mess with a teacher? No wonder she wants you to to shut up and study more: you obviously need it.

 

[GrinningManiac]

A teacher dosen't let you sleep in lessons?

That would have been a real shocker if you were under 4 years old

 

[steevee]

Just be overly smiley with her. Really enthusiastic when you see her, hell, bring her an apple. She'll know what's going on, you'll know what's going on, but she can't do anything. Everyone's happy.

 

[ReverendJ]

You know.... most employers won't let you sleep at work. You should probably prepare yourself now for the real world.

 

[XT inc]

uh you could do your work. boo hoo she doesn't let you sleep.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Transfer classes, that'll show her.

 

[Tharwen]

Can you get the class to silently move the desks around when her back is turned? That's always a good one. Don't move too much at once; do it slowly so she hardly suspects it's happening.

Also, make sure that one person who won't stop sniggering shuts up.

 

[Canid117]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

 

[Lullabye]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

 

[MagicMouse]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

I don't know about your school, but in mine all the comps are really locked up. Almost impossible to Hack =(...Almost =P

 

[Eumersian]

Put sleeping pills in her coffee. That'll let you do what you want for sure.

That could be dangerous. I don't know if murder was on Shamgarr's mind.

I know a kid who sat in the back of this teacher's class, and every day when the teacher wasn't looking, he chipped a little bit away at the support of the bookcase behind him with his pencil. Then one random class, the whole thing collapsed. Fun times.

 

[vehystrix]

Make her sexually akward around you

like start hitting on her very subtle. Just make sure she doesn't really notice until it's been going on for like a few weeks, and when she does, ask her out on a date. I can assure you she won't look at you the same ever again, and every time it'll be awkward for her to call you out, especially when you continue the subtle hitting on her whenever she gives you attention.
Don't worry tough, chances are very low she'll actually go out with you. If she does however, it'll probably suck for you, and be hilarious for us, so be sure to report back if this happens.

 

[Dogstile]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

I don't know about your school, but in mine all the comps are really locked up. Almost impossible to Hack =(...Almost =P

You think that's hacking? That's basic functionality dude.

Make her sexually akward around you

like start hitting on her very subtle. Just make sure she doesn't really notice until it's been going on for like a few weeks, and when she does, ask her out on a date. I can assure you she won't look at you the same ever again, and every time it'll be awkward for her to call you out, especially when you continue the subtle hitting on her whenever she gives you attention.
Don't worry tough, chances are very low she'll actually go out with you. If she does however, it'll probably suck for you, and be hilarious for us, so be sure to report back if this happens.

You're asking a guy on the internet to subtly hit on someone? Hell, thats hard for the average joe, even harder for an internet goer (lol stereotypes)

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Dude, read a book, or listen to music.

But if we must resort to messing, move things when she isn't looking. Always hilarious, and quite easy.