Messing with Teacher

[JPH330]

Edit: I appreciate all of you on my mom's email list giving me advice to "grow up". I apologize for trying to enjoy my last year with little to no responsibility before I go off to college (Brown University if you were wondering, 32 on ACT). Please give some constructive humor, and avoid the whole self-righteous answers.

The Escapist is primarily filled with self-righteous, self-proclaimed "cynics." I'm willing to bet there are other forums that would have been much better choices for asking something like this.

 

[laststandman]

Start praying in class.
Or move your chair around a lot so it makes a scraping noise
Or if you sit close enough, click a pen in and out a bunch at random intervals.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Ask her out on a date.

/I messed with my teacher and then I messed with my teacher.

I guess I gotta be the guy to shout "Pics or it didn't happen."

 

[InnerRebellion]

Get the whole class to hit their desks in a steady beat, chanting "Sac-ra-fice" in tune with the "drums". When she tells you to stop, have the weirdest or creepiest kid (extra points if they're emo, goth or pagan[footnote]I have no problem with them, but many people associate those groups with witchcraft.[/footnote])to get up, point at her and bellow, "THE LORD OF DEATH DEMANDS YOUR BODY AS TRIBUTE!" and the rest of the class should add in an eerie hum.

We did that to get a teacher who was sexually harassing every girl to quit.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Never had this problem because every year I made sure to establish several places I could legitimately go instead of study hall. I guess you could set up a series of cell phones to ring.

 

[Amalith]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

This. I like this a lot!

EDIT: Can I ask, what is a study hall teacher? Is it like a PSE teacher, where pretty much everything they have to say is pretty much redundant and/or been heard before?

Study hall is a class (not one of your normal classes. You don't get a choice, it's just a thing you have to go to some days), that some retarted schools have in which you do homework. That's it. At least at mine, the teachers are anal about it and force you to stay quiet and work on something even if you don't have any work (I think it's cause the vice principal checks in sometimes).

It's a waste of time. Luckily, in my school, Juniors and Seniors get to skip it legitimately, so I just go home.

 

[Amazigh]

Get everyone to suddenly stand up and do a performance of David Hasselhoff's "Hooked on a feeling." or something.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Eh, just behave really pleasantly all of a sudden. Perplexing as hell, and it'll let you get away with SOME stuff.

Seriously though, just bring in a book and read that. Any book at all. That'll mess with her for sure.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Release squirrels into her desk. They will jump out and run around playfully. Everyone will have a fun time.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Just be overly smiley with her. Really enthusiastic when you see her, hell, bring her an apple. She'll know what's going on, you'll know what's going on, but she can't do anything. Everyone's happy.

Not just nice... TOO nice.

The painful nice.

The, "I hate you," nice.

I like it.

Any complaints on her part would be silenced with a simple, "But what did I do WRONG?!" *insert sad eyes* "I was just trying to be a good student."

 

[Paulie92]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

Or get everyone to stare at her all the time and always use the same phrase "I'm only giving you complete and full attention Mrs. [insert teachers name here]" In a dull monotone and everyone always speaks in a dull monotone. Here's the kicker whenever you talk in said monotone i.e. all the time do kermit the frog arms

 

[Lullabye]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

Or get everyone to stare at her all the time and always use the same phrase "I'm only giving you complete and full attention Mrs. [insert teachers name here]" In a dull monotone and everyone always speaks in a dull monotone. Here's the kicker whenever you talk in said monotone i.e. all the time do kermit the frog arms

Ha, now there's a good idea.
In middle school my class already tried the "ALL AT ONCE" monotone thing. Any time a teacher or someone would come in looking for someone else, we'd all swivel our heads in their direction and say "We killed them". Stops working after a while. Even the teachers stopped caring....

 

[Paulie92]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

Or get everyone to stare at her all the time and always use the same phrase "I'm only giving you complete and full attention Mrs. [insert teachers name here]" In a dull monotone and everyone always speaks in a dull monotone. Here's the kicker whenever you talk in said monotone i.e. all the time do kermit the frog arms

Ha, now there's a good idea.
In middle school my class already tried the "ALL AT ONCE" monotone thing. Any time a teacher or someone would come in looking for someone else, we'd all swivel our heads in their direction and say "We killed them". Stops working after a while. Even the teachers stopped caring....

Brilliant! I just slept through 70% of my classes or just walked out, I'm still not sure how I got away with it

 

[Lullabye]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

Or get everyone to stare at her all the time and always use the same phrase "I'm only giving you complete and full attention Mrs. [insert teachers name here]" In a dull monotone and everyone always speaks in a dull monotone. Here's the kicker whenever you talk in said monotone i.e. all the time do kermit the frog arms

Ha, now there's a good idea.
In middle school my class already tried the "ALL AT ONCE" monotone thing. Any time a teacher or someone would come in looking for someone else, we'd all swivel our heads in their direction and say "We killed them". Stops working after a while. Even the teachers stopped caring....

Brilliant! I just slept through 70% of my classes or just walked out, I'm still not sure how I got away with it

I stopped sleeping in class when my science teacher poured sulfur in a tray and let it sit by my head. The smell never came out of my cloths.

 

[ShadowDude112]

Ask her out on a date.

/I messed with my teacher and then I messed with my teacher.

I can't tell if this is serious or not but I'm gonna say it's not.
OT: I have an idea, how about you do something that Randall Graves would do.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Rig her desk to explode when she opens it causing horribly disfigurements and maybe even killing her.

I lol'd.

When I want to mess with teachers, my watch has a strange tendency to reflect light, so I shine it in their eyes or on their book if they are reading.

 

[Canid117]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

Why end the explorer process? If she's not that computer literate you can just hide the desktop icons. Then no matter how many time she reboots the 'problem' is still there.

I did something like this to my computers teacher once, the entire class got to listen to a two day lecture about doing things like that to school property. That means for two days we didn't get a damn thing done either.

Seriously, just do some work or read a book. I got stuck in a study hall I shouldn't have even had. I spent most of my time reading a dictionary.

If you do what I described then the computer will still look normal as the background is actually a screenshot of the computer when it is logged in but not running any programs but you will not actually be able to interact with the shortcuts on your desktop or with the taskbar which infuriates and horribly confuses people who are unaware of this trick. Needless to say if you can pull it off properly and the teacher doesn't know what has happened hilarity will ensue.

With all this said I am really glad my study hall teacher just brought in his old Xbox and we would play Forza with him. He always beat me sadly. Good thing too because the computer in his room was a mac and so this trick wouldn't work on his comp. At least not the way I describe it you could probably do something similar.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I had a high school teacher who hated repetitive noises. She freaked when people tapped a pencil or drummed their fingers on a desk or popped their knuckles. I took the opportunity to hide a metronome in the ceiling tiles prior to class. She started crying after about 5 minutes. Fucking epic.

 

[LittleChone]

I have one idea: Stop being a little ***** and grow the fuck up.

I agree; it's just a study hall teacher. What are you, a kinder gardener? MATH teachers, now those can be trouble at times. Especially if your a slacker. I recommend finding better teachers to find torment from AND THEN ask for advise.