Metal Gear Rising Caption Contest

[Magnum700]

Greetings Escapist!

My local Games Centre is holding a caption contest for this image:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570954052917508&set=a.570953612917552.129400.124151197597798&type=1&theater

The prize is a Solid Snake statue which is worth over £50. The only problem is, I can't think of a witty caption which I think will be good enough to win.

So I'm asking my fellow Escapist users to help me caption this image and win the prize.

What do you get in return? Erm... my internetz... and eternal love?

 

[tippy2k2]

#1: This will probably be locked. The Escapist doesn't really like links and minimal discussion threads. Maybe they will look kindly upon your thread but I would be mentally prepared for it being shut down.

#2: Here is the image for those who do not want to click the link (unless it's from a source that doesn't like to share of course):

#3. It's not going to win but beggars can't be choosers:

"Nice! Your Fruit Killing Skills are Remarkable"

 

[shrekfan246]

"Snake, you know I prefer Rations."

I know it sucks, but given what we're working with here...

I wonder how many people would actually remember what that's in reference to, though.

 

[southparkdudez]

Fruit ninja? Thats cute. There thats the best i can come up with

 

[Maximum Bert]

Im here to complain about this coconut you sold me.

Ok Snake heres the deal I take the melons you get the box.

Yeah thats all I got except "SnAAKE ITS NOT OVER YET SNAKE" yeah that dosent fit unless Liquid has merged with the melon and possessed Raiden this time.

 

[Able Seacat]

Do you think melons can bloom, even on the battlefield?

 

[Tohuvabohu]

I don't use facebook. So here you go:

"I wish I still had a stomach."

"If you have no readily available source for cyborg spines; use this."

"Item Obtained: A fucking watermelon."

"I tried to zan-datsu that last guy and all I got was this."

Look at my hand.

Now back to me.

Now back to my hand.

Spoiler: What am I holding?

It's a watermelon.[/spoiler]

Look at the floor.

Now back to me.

[spoiler='What am I holding now?'][img src='http://v015o.popscreen.com/eGRyamxzMTI=_o_metal-gear-solid-rising---zan-datsu-e3-2010-trailer.jpg']

It's your spine.[/spoiler][/quote]

 

[xomocekc]

#1: This will probably be locked. The Escapist doesn't really like links and minimal discussion threads. Maybe they will look kindly upon your thread but I would be mentally prepared for it being shut down.

Is thread locking really such a stressful event that it requires mental preparation? Especially a thread about a humorous picture of a watermelon.

 

[CrazyBlaze]

My contribution. "I really enjoy holding your melons."

 

[CriticalMiss]

"Raiden reveals where he got his personality from"

 

[sageoftruth]

"Rose! It's not what it looks like!"

 

[Teoes]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

 

[tippy2k2]

#1: This will probably be locked. The Escapist doesn't really like links and minimal discussion threads. Maybe they will look kindly upon your thread but I would be mentally prepared for it being shut down.

Is thread locking really such a stressful event that it requires mental preparation? Especially a thread about a humorous picture of a watermelon.

...wait, are you saying that I'm the ONLY one who gets into the shower (then they can't see the tears...) in the fetal position and cries with a pint of ice cream whenever my threads fail?

I...I refuse to believe that.

 

[Legion]

"Quit your day dreaming, melon head!"

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

If I do the robot, will you let me hold your melons?

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'Do you like my new friend? Her name is Wilson Rose.'

'Lame! When Gray Fox did this it was with an actual human head!'

'Alas, with a cybernetic jaw I cannot eat this delicious melon. Instead I'll simply stare... and imagine eating it.'

 

[Mental Cosmas]

"Cut your melancholy to pieces!"

Yeah, I have no idea.

 

[dontlooknow]

"I'm sorry Naomi, this isn't what I meant when I asked to see more of your melons."

Yeah, sorry about that...

 

[crazyarms33]

Since you won't play much anyway, here is a picture of a person holding a watermelon.

One out of one cyborgs agree that natural melons are the best.