Metal Gear Rising Caption Contest

[Jolly Co-operator]

"This isn't really a watermelon, but merely a simulation of a watermelon, to test our control of how people react to watermelons."

 

[Pulse]

A melon a day keeps x at bay.

x = ninjas, cyborgs, snakes? I dunno much about mgs.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wanna see a magic trick?

I can shove this whole watermelon in my eye socket!

 

[WanderingFool]

Greetings Escapist!

My local Games Centre is holding a caption contest for this image:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=570954052917508&set=a.570953612917552.129400.124151197597798&type=1&theater

The prize is a Solid Snake statue which is worth over £50. The only problem is, I can't think of a witty caption which I think will be good enough to win.

So I'm asking my fellow Escapist users to help me caption this image and win the prize.

What do you get in return? Erm... my internetz... and eternal love?

"Guess where this is about to go..."

"Really? Just because im a cyborg ninja..."

"Imagine this as your body. *slices melon* Think about it..."

Thats all I got.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, slice this watermelon and call me maybe?"

 

[nykirnsu]

"The new gritty reboot of Fruit Ninja"

All I've got.