Metal Gear Solid: Priorities

[The Wooster]

Metal Gear Solid: Priorities

No but seriously. Dog.

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[Barbas]

He chose wisely.

 

[PunkRex]

A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

*coughs blood*
But why, Freckles? I gave you everything; a home, friends, a purpose in life, belly scratches... Why throw that all away?"
"Bark bark, woof." *gunshot*

 

[yellost]

A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

*coughs blood*
But why, Freckles? I gave you everything; a home, friends, a purpose in life, belly scratches... Why throw that all away?"
"Bark bark, woof." *gunshot*

stop spoiling !!!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Why can I only choose one?

 

[Fiairflair]

Unfair contest. Give her a sexy eyepatch and see what happens.

 

[Doom972]

Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, if you are what people like saying furries are, not such a hard choice...

 

[shadowxvii]

I'm must say, this has to be the cutest box i've ever seen.

 

[Fiairflair]

Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

Sometimes there's a bond between man and beast that not all people approve of...

I speak, of course, of pet accessories.

 

[Mahorfeus]

I'm not one of the people that are terribly up in arms about Quiet's design, but...

That fucking dog, man. The choice is kind of obvious here.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Hang on, her name is Quiet? Quiet?!

As in, she's not a very good stealth agent, ranking way below Silent but slightly above Marching Band?

 

[Orekoya]

Does the dog actually have an eye-patch, or did they just add it for dramatic effect? I'd usually go for the girl, but the eye-patch makes the dog really badass.

Well, here's an image of the diamond dog [http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140920102354/metalgear/images/0/0e/1411184745704.jpg].

Honestly, the whole thing is just adorable beyond words. Far more fulfilling than Nintendogs when you raise him [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KNBx-KdX--/nnf1ttvejupgytmntw6x.gif], take him for walks [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--n2qab9H1--/mswpkczxbakm8iz4oiob.gif], and rides [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_JsG4BGD--/kchpgelxivjev8qpw1jv.gif]. The better realized obedience training [http://www.lightninggamingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Metal-Gear-Solid-V-The-Phantom-Pain%E2%80%93-eyepatch-Wolf-companion-Diamond-Dog-3-1024x576.jpg] options are a nice perk too.

 

[Marik2]

So there is this fan theory going on about who Quiet is and why she is dressed like that.

This has Ground Zeroes spoilers so be warned.

Spoiler

People are saying that Quiet is Chico who got a sex change, because he felt ashamed of being forced to rape Paz. Some of the concept art for Chico has him with a sniper, but that never made it into Peacewalker and his description says he always wanted to be a hunter.

Sounds crazy but it sounds like something Kojima would do.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

FUCK YEAH, DOGS!

Wait, there was a girl? I was too busy broing up with my dog to notice. I'm sure she's okay.

ANYWAY, YEAH DOGS!

 

[go-10]

wow that dog looks awesome, he has an eye patch and everything! so now Raiden has Blade Wolf and Boss has a dog with a patch... Raiden is Big Boss!

 

[Barbas]

Why can I only choose one?

Choose Sergeant Pugsley and get both!


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[Lazy Kitty]

Looks like someone forgot her eyepatch.

 

[Something Amyss]

A dog will never turn out to be a double agent is all i'm saying... christ, that's a depressing twist for a war story.

You know, Revenge of the Sith would be so much better if Anakin was a dog.

"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be man's best friend!"