MEtal Gear Solid V's horses poop in real time

[Objectable]

http://www.siliconera.com/2014/06/12/metal-gear-solid-v-horses-poop-real-time/
THis is a thing
I like this thing
can we have this in more games? Please

 

[pilouuuu]

That's really cool.

I doubt AssCreed Unity has assassins pooping in multiplayer. Those lazy dudes at Ubisoft...

 

[Able Seacat]

That's some next gen shit right there.

 

[Atmos Duality]

So it took 30 years to get video games to generate fake shit in real time...
What a wonderful milestone. What an achievement.

I can almost smell the immersion.

 

[hazabaza1]

I'm not as surprised as I figured I would be when this inevitably happens. The fact that it's in a Metal Gear game probably helps with that shock though, this is such a Kojima thing to spend time on.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Does Snake's horse have a name yet? Someone please tell me it's named Johnny.

 

[Aerosteam]

Yes. We have finally achieved true next gen.

 

[Frezzato]

That's some next gen shit right there.

Okay, first of all: you win.

Second: I give up. I give up I give up.

After hating absolutely every second of Metal Gear 4, I will relent and buy this game just so I can low crawl through horse shit every opportunity I get and try to play the entire game covered in it. If games are meant to allow people to do stuff they can't shouldn't do in real life then this is one of them. I now willingly embrace the absurdity.

 

[Frezzato]

That's some next gen shit right there.

Also, this is for you. Seems fitting.

Spoiler: Sea Cat

Ahoy!

 

[AdagioBoognish]

Yeah, but will the horses poop at 60fps?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Yeah, but will the horses poop at 60fps?

Yep, and it's being rendered at 1080p which means that horse shit will be as crisp as a winter's morning. MGSV is leading the way in graphics innovation, don't you think?

 

[NuclearKangaroo]

you... are... SHITTING me


maybe konami should tone down the detail is some aspects of metal gear

 

[Lilani]

That's some next gen shit right there.

Anyway, seriously. It's pretty sad when you've got one dev who's making ridable horses that take dumps in real time, and another dev who's complaining that making and animating female character models is just too difficult and time consuming.

 

[Lilani]

Does Snake's horse have a name yet? Someone please tell me it's named Johnny.

Oh, and one more thing, because this has to happen.

 

[Gankytim]

This is better than the horses having anuses in Oblivion!

 

[JagermanXcell]

Holy crap my immersion is saved.
I can hardly hold back my excrement... I mean excitement........................... poop.

Kojima has found the equilibrium of gaming.
Ball is in your court you so called "next gen" devs.

 

[Gankytim]

[quote/]after 9-years of being "on ice", whatever that meant [/quote]

Are all game journalists this poorly informed?

[quote/] phantom cigar, which is a computer cigar that produces digitalized smoke (it?s absolutely ridiculous)[/quote]

Ever seen an e-cigarette? They probably meant one of them that passes vapor instead of smoke. An e-cigar is no stretch of the imagination.

[quote/]The box is back, and better than ever [/quote]

Thank fuck. I was legit mad they took that out in GZ, hopefully they bring back knocking on walls too. Throwing clips gets the job done but it feels less in control than knocking.

All of a sudden, an alarm goes off, and the base is under attack by something.

Random events? In my Metal Gear? You have my intrest, Kojima.

 

[Erttheking]

....Well that's a thing. I just...I honestly have no idea how to react to this...yeah I got nothing.

Real time shit taking...I suppose that's a point towards MGSV being more realistic.

 

[dumbseizure]

Well, I was already pretty hyped for this game, and now I just want it.

I want it now.

I will give Kojima all my money if I can get it right now.

 

[Kerethos]

Oh god, I'm too tired to deal with this shit right now. I just can't stop laughing at all win in this thread.

Edit: At least they're honest about parts of the game being shit, and even use it for marketing.