Casual Shinji said:
Everything poops, pees, and vomits in Metal Gear Solid, don't you know that by now?
Seriously, this isn't surprising at all - It simply the natural progression of Kojima's vision. It's his Rule 34; If it exists, it will poop.
Vomit and pee, sure. But I'm not sure about the former.
I mean, we've controlled Big Boss quite a few times by now. MGS3 featured a pretty extensive system around nutrition.
And I don't remember Big Boss ever having to scope out a stump in the jungle.
Pull his pants down.
Tenderly, yet stealthily, squat low behind the stump. All the while remaining vigilant of the hidden dangers of the jungle, or a stray patrol of soldiers.
And squeeze out a hot fudge sundae, in full view of all the alligators and snakes and birds in the jungle.
Not
once, did we ever get to make the decision to drop a chocolate monkey in the woods. And I made that poor bastard eat some really foul things.
Maybe that was the point of Johnny's character all along. For the rest of the MGS cast to live vicariously through him. All of them cursed with being unable to let slip not even the slightest whisper of a fart. Johnny is there NOT to shit
on himself, but to shit
for everyone else.
Anyway, I'm glad to see Kojima decided to establish an HSRD [Horse Shit Research Division] to capture as much realism as possible. MGSV sounds like it will set the bar for next-gen experiences for the next decade.
