Methane Doomsday Theory Debunked

[grimsprice]

WHAT? What do you mean "the gulf of mexico isn't going to explode in a massive methane explosion equivalent to a thousand nuclear bombs. Ending the world as we know it"....
What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU LISTENED TO ACTUAL SCIENTISTS!!!!!!"
Gah!!! Don't you know they were all bribed with tickets for the nuclear shelters!!!!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm glad this was debunked fast.

I didn't want to have to change my name to "Methane Death Will Not Happen"

Yo're the skeptical one, right?

Indeed.

I'm glad this was debunked fast.

I didn't want to have to change my name to "Methane Death Will Not Happen"

But what will your name be after 2012? Told you so?

Calumon: We have to worry about Helium now. There's not enough of it! >.<

That's exactly what I'm changing my name to actually.

I'm glad this was debunked fast.

I didn't want to have to change my name to "Methane Death Will Not Happen"

You should just shorten that to "Deathane."

Yes!

 

[Quaxar]

I'm glad this was debunked fast.

I didn't want to have to change my name to "Methane Death Will Not Happen"

But what will your name be after 2012? Told you so?

Calumon: We have to worry about Helium now. There's not enough of it! >.<

That's because of Jack's massive consumption to sound more Calumon-y! You doomed us all!

Sad thing is once these theories are established everything you say to disprove them is just "the gouvernment's try to fool us all!" for some. And some are enough to keep it alive.