Welcome to MetroidNutQuest 2012! It's basically a Choose Your Own Adventure game modeled after Andrew Hussie's MS Paint Adventures, particularly Jailbreak and the first half of Problem Sleuth. Post a command for our plucky protagonist to follow, and when I write the next update, I'll choose one of the offered commands to use. It's largely intended for a group of friends from another (couple) RPs, but if you're not part of said group, don't let it stop you from participating; just know that a few inside jokes might fly over your head.
But before we get started, few warnings to get out of the way. First of all, if you aren't familiar with MS Paint Adventures, you're probably going to miss out on some jokes. It's not required reading, but it'll help. Second, being in the style of those early MSPAs, MetroidNutQuest 2012 is going to be silly, absurd, possibly a bit slow, and definitely very self-indulgent (though you should've guessed the last part from the title). Finally, I make no promises of a reliable update schedule, nor do I promise an image with each update.
With all that out of the way, let's get started!
But before we get started, few warnings to get out of the way. First of all, if you aren't familiar with MS Paint Adventures, you're probably going to miss out on some jokes. It's not required reading, but it'll help. Second, being in the style of those early MSPAs, MetroidNutQuest 2012 is going to be silly, absurd, possibly a bit slow, and definitely very self-indulgent (though you should've guessed the last part from the title). Finally, I make no promises of a reliable update schedule, nor do I promise an image with each update.
With all that out of the way, let's get started!

It is January 1st, 2012. You are an average 17-year-old boy who goes by the username "MetroidNut". Clad in your LUCKY FEDORA, your most cherished possession, you are fully aware that the night is young. And you have a feeling it's going to be a long one. What will you do?