MetroidNutQuest 2012

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Welcome to MetroidNutQuest 2012! It's basically a Choose Your Own Adventure game modeled after Andrew Hussie's MS Paint Adventures, particularly Jailbreak and the first half of Problem Sleuth. Post a command for our plucky protagonist to follow, and when I write the next update, I'll choose one of the offered commands to use. It's largely intended for a group of friends from another (couple) RPs, but if you're not part of said group, don't let it stop you from participating; just know that a few inside jokes might fly over your head.

But before we get started, few warnings to get out of the way. First of all, if you aren't familiar with MS Paint Adventures, you're probably going to miss out on some jokes. It's not required reading, but it'll help. Second, being in the style of those early MSPAs, MetroidNutQuest 2012 is going to be silly, absurd, possibly a bit slow, and definitely very self-indulgent (though you should've guessed the last part from the title). Finally, I make no promises of a reliable update schedule, nor do I promise an image with each update.

With all that out of the way, let's get started!


It is January 1st, 2012. You are an average 17-year-old boy who goes by the username "MetroidNut". Clad in your LUCKY FEDORA, your most cherished possession, you are fully aware that the night is young. And you have a feeling it's going to be a long one. What will you do?
 

mcpop9

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>MN: Examine your bed and figure out why its five feet in the air. Even if there are no conclusions, fix it.
 

Pappytech

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>MN: Proudly display the arms that we all know you already have. Preferably while calling your audience "Numbnuts."

And since other guys have done introductions, I'm Pappytech, the God Monster of one of the aforementioned RPs, one of the guys who helped to inspire MetroidNutQuest, and am completely insane. Do not trust anything I do or say (Including this statement) and always assume that everything I do or say is meant to promote my personal, hidden agendas. That's right, I've got plural agendas.

>MN: Ooh! Wait! Better idea! Realize that the blanket covering the masterwork bed is in fact a GIANT MAP QUILT.
 

Pappytech

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Did I ever say that I was a GM for this RP, Benndak? Did I?
 

Link_to_Future

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CYOAs have sold out. They were so much better before they went mainstream.

/hipster

>MN: Look out the window and become acquainted with whatever horror awaits you outside.
 

SamuelT

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>MN: Note the complete oblivion that you are floating in on the other side of your window.

Or show landscape otherwise appropriate.
 

ArcNitemare

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I think I will have to join in on the festivities here!Oh and I wish you luck in your adventure with this MN :).

>MW:Use the COMPUTER to look up the latest update to MS PAINT ADVENTURES.
 

MetroidNut

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>MN: Proudly display the arms that we all know you already have. Preferably while calling your audience "Numbnuts."



You brandish your SHITTY AIRSOFT REVOLVER, which you carry around at all times in case you need to mimic Dirty Harry. Did you fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement you kind of lost track yourself...

Wow, a lot of stupid thoughts just ran through your head! You'd love to fix your MASTERWORK BED, but you can't cut down its wooden stilts without the SALMON! There is obviously nothing horrifying whatsoever outside of your window because this is very obviously going to be a completely ordinary night! And this Benndak fellow is clearly in no way a co-GM, and should really stop deluding himself into thinking he is!
 

WafflesandBacon

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>Waffles: Usurp Benndak's title of Co-GM
ITS MINE! ALL MINE!

>MN: Check outside the window to see if a certain black guy named after a breakfast of choice is stalking you
 

Pappytech

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>MN: Log onto your DEFIANTLY NOT SENTIENT COMPUTER to perform various acts of meta-humor.
 

Revnak_v1legacy

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>MN: Wear chair as hat in glorious attempt to become king of all hat wearers.

Never done one of these before, but I think I will be bookmarking this.