MetroidNutQuest 2012

[MetroidNut]

>KT:Use mingun to forcibly convert the DYING PROTAGONIST under you.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HIM

>MetroidNut: Note weird flickering things in above image.

Damn RUSSIANS. Always ruining my GIF FILES.

 

[Robert632]

KT>Use the POWER OF CHRIST to fully heal the DYING MAIN CHARACTER.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT: Use the POWER OF CHRIST to fully heal the DYING MAIN CHARACTER.

You still lack the GOLD for a CHURCH-SANCTIONED PRAYER! After all, you've never heard of MARTIN LUTHER! You decide you'll try BEATING the required GOLD out of this kid.

 

[Robert632]

>KT: Use SHOVEL to dig a hidey hole for KT and DYING MAN.

 

[Pappytech]

>KT's platemail: Be surprisingly adept at deflecting bullets.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT: Use SHOVEL to dig a hidey hole for KT and DYING MAN.

You SHOW THE GROUND YOUR DIGS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>KT's platemail: Be surprisingly adept at deflecting bullets.

Luckily, you are lined with the strongest materials the MIDDLE AGES had to offer! Specifically, a MAGICAL CONCOCTION, its formula known only to the WIZARD who created it! He called it "KEVLAR".

 

[Pappytech]

>Deflected bullets: Slightly annoy Dirk's SIS.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Deflected bullets: Slightly annoy Dirk's SIS.

You're pretty sure she's just amused.

Meanwhile, the KNIGHT TEMPLAR has finished delicately crafting the HOLE OF SANCTUARY! Unfortunately, due to his poor SHOVELMANSHIP, it is only large enough to hold one person!

 

[Pappytech]

Um... if no one else is going to post, I guess I might as well throw out another one?

>KT: Stuff that DYING GUY in the hole.

 

[CJ1145]

>Vaudevillian Extraordinaire Charlie Chaplin: Use the power of comedy to heal this dying young man.

 

[Olas]

KT: Timetravel forward to the year 2015.