MetroidNutQuest 2012
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I think we should keep the knight, but at the same time it would be cool if you could give us a hint as to what we should do.
I think we should keep the knight, but at the same time it would be cool if you could give us a hint as to what we should do.
>MN: Begin STEREOTYPICAL VISION QUEST while laying in YOUR OWN BLOOD.
>KT: Grab the SHOVEL and walk NORTH until you see something.
>KT: Grab the SHOVEL and walk NORTH until you see something.
>KT: Continue existing.
You take a moment for a deep, slow breath. You aren't entirely certain how you know, but it is nonetheless abundantly clear to you that your continued existence has been permitted by the soft, billowing winds of fate. No, not fate. The ethers...of democracy.
>MetroidNut: Invent more official feedback method.
Should you have any comments or criticism on METROIDNUTQUEST 2012, feel free to PM them to me, MetroidNut! Just put "MQ2012 Feedback" as the subject.
You take a moment for a deep, slow breath. You aren't entirely certain how you know, but it is nonetheless abundantly clear to you that your continued existence has been permitted by the soft, billowing winds of fate. No, not fate. The ethers...of democracy.
>MetroidNut: Invent more official feedback method.
Should you have any comments or criticism on METROIDNUTQUEST 2012, feel free to PM them to me, MetroidNut! Just put "MQ2012 Feedback" as the subject.
>KT: Grab the SHOVEL and walk NORTH until you see something.
You grab the MASTERWORK SHOVEL!
You're a bit hesitant to WALK NORTH until you see something, though. You're fairly certain that would be a while! And you probably shouldn't venture so far from FORT BOXIA. Not while the FORT is so poorly-defended, at any rate! Much remains to be done before PLUNDERING OF FOREIGN LANDS can begin!
You grab the MASTERWORK SHOVEL!
You're a bit hesitant to WALK NORTH until you see something, though. You're fairly certain that would be a while! And you probably shouldn't venture so far from FORT BOXIA. Not while the FORT is so poorly-defended, at any rate! Much remains to be done before PLUNDERING OF FOREIGN LANDS can begin!
>Dig hole with MASTERWORK SHOVEL, then place WATER KIDNEY in the hole and fill in the hole.
You no longer have the WATER KIDNEY.
On a related note, you feel your HYDRATION meter dropping dangerously!
You no longer have the WATER KIDNEY.
On a related note, you feel your HYDRATION meter dropping dangerously!
>KT:Turn around and see a connotatively placed lake full of Drinking water. Drink the water.
You were just looking this way thirty seconds ago, numbnuts! There's no LAKE FULL OF DRINKING WATER over here! And even if there was, you're pretty sure it would have relatively few connotations of placement!
You are now ALL THINGS CONSIDERED RATHER THIRSTY! You can last a while in this state, though - you really should commence with the FORTIFICATION of FORT BOXIA before dealing with your LACK OF HYDRATION!
You were just looking this way thirty seconds ago, numbnuts! There's no LAKE FULL OF DRINKING WATER over here! And even if there was, you're pretty sure it would have relatively few connotations of placement!
You are now ALL THINGS CONSIDERED RATHER THIRSTY! You can last a while in this state, though - you really should commence with the FORTIFICATION of FORT BOXIA before dealing with your LACK OF HYDRATION!
>KT: Ponder the newfangled ideas of that Martin Luther guy. Alternatively, complain about everyone getting so worked up over Gutenberg's latest fad; there's no way movable type will ever catch on.
For shame! If not for the fact that he isn't going to be born for almost three centuries, you would give that DASTARDLY HERETIC a STERN TALKING-TO, by which you mean STABBING! As for the other one, MARTIN LUTHER seems like a pretty cool guy.
For shame! If not for the fact that he isn't going to be born for almost three centuries, you would give that DASTARDLY HERETIC a STERN TALKING-TO, by which you mean STABBING! As for the other one, MARTIN LUTHER seems like a pretty cool guy.
>MetroidNut: Apologize for delay.
Sorry, bad week. Can I make it up to you? Here. How about some MASTERWORK ART?
>Martin Luther: fight cops. dont afraid of anything
From me.
I think that's an acceptable 100th panel.
Sorry, bad week. Can I make it up to you? Here. How about some MASTERWORK ART?
>Martin Luther: fight cops. dont afraid of anything
From me.
I think that's an acceptable 100th panel.
>KT: Dig up your water kidney to retrieve it.
You can't remember where you buried the WATER KIDNEY! It's not your fault, of course. It isn't like you had anything small, plantable and BRITISH to identify the WATER KIDNEY'S location! Oh, cruel fortune.
You can't remember where you buried the WATER KIDNEY! It's not your fault, of course. It isn't like you had anything small, plantable and BRITISH to identify the WATER KIDNEY'S location! Oh, cruel fortune.