MGG=REVIEWS-MASS EFFECT

[MGG=REVIEWS]

MGG=REVIEWS-MASS EFFECT

Many of you will know my failed attempts at reviewing this game but this time I come in fully armoured rhino that makes my enemy weep with fear with a sword that blazes in the sun and a shield that deflects all his strikes back at him?. I probably still will F*** this up so enjoy.

Many have wondered what is above the star or behind the stars or below the stars. Many wonder what it would be like to see the sun up close. Well I give you mass effect the game which lets you do all these thing and more.

You play John Shepard or whatever you wanted to call him. I called my guy lolcat (for the purpose of the review) and set out on a quest to do whatever the bloody hell I was told to

As you play the game you will unlock a lot of thing like guns, girls, amour and all your usual RPG basics but only this time you get a ship and an alien chick (to choose from I believe you can have to on the go if you like).

The graphics worsen as load screens appear not much other than visual or texture lag and gore or frame rate issues are not a big down side to the whole game. They wont distract you from game play. Most of the time, unless you?re not doing something, you wont notice them.

Game play is the second primary thing that is important to the game.
When I was playing the game the gun controls I could handle grenade throws all right I suppose but then?. The MAKO the most frustrating pain in the ass you will ever know. The MAKO has a mind of it own you want to go one way it has other idea?s and start driving round in circles

The game also includes a ranking feature were you can rank up after earning enough XP but you can also save (like dead rising) and take your rank with you and all your amour.. On the minus side to that you have to carry all the crews weapons which sucks but when you save the game with the same weapons and rank your crew don?t giving you?re a clone amour of stuff you don?t need and when you do find any thing good your inventory is filled with crap.

Now the game main feature is the dialogue system, which allows you to pick what you might say.. This however only really helps you when somebody has the balls to point a gun at your face and actually try and shoot you? and most of the time the outcome of the conversation will be the same

When the creator made this game they said and I quote
?You decide the fate of the galaxy?

Spoiler

the galaxy will be saved anyway it will still be the same way it was after you finish the game

May I also add that shepherd will use this voice to talk to the AI but if they say go do something shepherd provides no hesitation in doing so making the game NO button pointless.

To sum thing up

You will enjoy this game I know that you will but there are some flaws in there that will make you think twice

Made by-BIOWARE [http://www.bioware.com/]
Published by Microsoft game studio [http://www.microsoft.com/games/]

 

[Easykill]

Better, still some grammar issues, and it could use a bit more content. Also, I disagree with a lot of your points and a lot of what you do say seems redundant.

 

[MGG=REVIEWS]

Ye i always mess up the mass effect review sum thing never change
This review is my opionin in the game the other reviews are gona be differn't

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

You're definitely better than you used to be. Still some minor grammar issues. But a good review at heart, even if it does seem rushed and extremely short for such a long game.

 

[Bling Cat]

*Clap,Clap,Clap*

we may make a succesful reviewer out of you yet. just a few grammar issues, and content, though you've past the days when you simply read off the back of the box. strangely, i actually look forward to your next review, as i see that you're getting better!

 

[Sparkly Weasel]

Better... still blurbish, though.

 

[Larenxis]

A lot of this doesn't make sense. It's extremely hard to work out what you're trying to say.

"On the minus side to that you have to carry all the crews weapons which sucks but when you save the game with the same weapons and rank your crew don't giving you're a clone amour of stuff you don't need and when you do find any thing good your inventory is filled with crap."

I've read this sentence four times and I still have no idea what it means.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"On the other hand, you have to carry all the crew's weapons, which sucks. But when you save the game with the same weapons and rank, your crew doesn't keep the same stuff, giving you a clone armoire of stuff you don't need, and when you do find anything good ,your inventory is filled with crap."

Does that help, Larenxis?

 

[Fire Daemon]

Your working on your content which is good but you have a lot more to do. You never have a paragraph with more then 3 sentences (and that is not because of poor sentence structure) and that is not enough to get your point across. Dedicate a paragraph to get a single point across, say as much as you can, and maybe tell a personal story. When you are done with this paragraph link it to the next paragraph, like a chain.

You are throwing in random facts or opinions that you have for the game, this is not reviewing! This is spewing up knowledge. Remember "It is all about the structure"!

Like I said, you need more information. For instance you wrote:

"Now the game main feature is the dialogue system, which allows you to pick what you might say.. This however only really helps you when somebody has the balls to point a gun at your face and actually try and shoot you... and most of the time the outcome of the conversation will be the same"

What you could write is:

"Now one of the major selling points of Mass Effect was the sex scene, however if you ignore that then the major selling point was the dialogue between characters and the introduction of the dialogue wheel. Bioware are famous for their role playing games such as Baldurs Gate and Knights of the Old Republic and one of the main factors that made these games popular with their fan base was the Dialogue between characters and how the options you selected determined your morality in the game. Bioware have implemented this feature in Mass Effect however they have toned it down slightly. The player decides what they would like to say from an option of 3 choices that are placed on the right of the wheel or they may ask the NPC a question if they select the dialogues options to the left of the wheel. The wheel is designed to have the Paragon (good) choices placed on the top of the wheel and the Renegade (evil) choices placed on the bottom with neutral choices in the middle. By doing this Bioware have allowed players to quickly chose what they want to say without reading through large amounts of text and accidentally saying the wrong thing, a problem that plagued Baldurs Gate and Knights of the Old Republic. However on a second play through the player will notice that many of the dialogue options will result in the player saying the same thing. This slightly ruins the inversive feel that the game has created however this only ever occurs for insignificant conversations, the important conversations often have different out comes depending on what you may say, some of these might change the game entirely."

See what I did there, much more content. And I actually left out a lot of information such as the threats and persuasion but I still have a paragraph that is much larger then your paragraph. This isn't the best example for writing up a review but hopefully it will tell you that YOU can have more CONTENT!

Another thing you need to do is re-read your reviews. If you are then do it some more because the amount of mistakes are incredible. Fix these mistakes and you can write a good review and you can gain some respect!

*sigh* What is the point? Your just going to ignore this and continue making crappy reviews.

 

[Drong]

As Fire Daemon mentioned how about some references to Knights of the old republic which is the spiritual predecessor of this and what changes they have made which are improvements and which have been detrimental to the playing experience, or how no game has managed to touch the beautiful but flawed 'Vampire the Masquerade' for dialog structure (in my opinion anyway which may be somewhat biased by my unhealthy love of the Nosferatu)

Basically flesh it out some more and don't be in such a rush, pick something that appealed to you about the game and expand upon it and why you liked it, or take something you didn't like and try to explain why it irked you, the important part of that though is the 'why' not just saying 'because it is'

 

[shatnershaman]

What system you review it on (I'm guessing PC)

 

[neostronghold]

Nice effort. I agree with the others though. I think you need to spend more time on your reviews, even if you don't type more. There are grammar issues and spelling issues, along with the odd sentance that doesn't quite make sense. I can see that you try to split the guide up into a few main focus areas but you tend to then get a bit carried away and then only talk about one aspect of that area before moving on. Like others said a bit more depth would be useful. When i've written reviews in the past people have asked me to include age ratings, prices et.c and often giving marks out of ten or stars allows people to skim your review and get a brief idea of how good it is.
I hope some of that helps you in the future XD.
Keep at it!!
Bob

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

What system you review it on (I'm guessing PC)

I'm guessing Xbox

 

[MGG=REVIEWS]

hey guy just got vista and cant write my reviews prpally but a new one will be here soon

 

[sathie]

MGG=REVIEWS-MASS EFFECT

Many of you will know my unsuccessful attempts about consideration of this game, but this time I enter in completely?????????????? The rhinoceros who compels my enemy to shout with fear with a sword which искрится on the sun and board which rejects all its strikes back in it.... I probably still shall F *** it so enjoy.

Many were asked with a question which is above a star either behind of stars or below stars. It includes the big surprise, on what it would remind to see, that the sun is closed. Well I give you, the weight does game which allows you to do all of them a thing and more.

You play John Shepardu or irrespective of the fact, that you wished to name it. I have named my guy lolcat (for the sake of the review) and have intended on searches to make independently bloody hell with which me spoke

As you play game, you???????? It is a lot of thing as the weapon, girls, loves also all your usual bases of language language RPG, but only this time you receive a vessel and a foreign chicken (to choose from, I believe, that you can have to at movement if you love).

The list worsens, as screens of a cargo appear not so except for visual or a delay of structure and blood, or problems of norm of structure, not big downwards the party to the whole game. They a habit distract you from game of game. The majority of time if you do not do something, you the habit, notices them.

Game of game - the second primary thing which is important for game.
When I played game of means of the control of the weapon, I could consider pomegranates of throws kindly, I accept, but then.... MAKO the most overturning pain in??????? You will ever know. MAKO has opinion concerning it own, you wish to go one way which it has other idea and the beginning moving around in circles

Game also includes the feature taking a place, there were you, can take a place after purchase of enough XP, but you can rescue also (as dead increase) and to take your category with you and all your love.. On a minus the party to which you should transfer all weapon of commands which sucks but when you save game with the same weapon and estimate your command, do not do granting, you - love to a clone of a material which you do not demand and when you really find any thing good, your stock is filled by excrement.

Now the main feature of game - dialogue system which allows you to choose it, you could tell.. It however only really helps you, when someone has spheres to define the weapon your person and actually to try both hunting for you... And the majority of time, result of conversation will be the same

When the founder has made this game, they have told, and I define
"? Solves destiny of a galaxy "

Obstacle: Click to consider

I could add also, that the shepherd will use this voice to speak with an artificial intellect but if they speak, go, make something, that the shepherd does not provide any fluctuation, thus doing senseless button NO of game.

To summarize a thing

You will enjoy this game, I know, that you will be, but is, the some people lack in there which will compel you to think twice

Made - BIOWARE
Published by studio of game Microsoft

Please in future use freetranslation.com to translate your reviews twice into Russian and back before posting, for my amusement

Just kidding, MGG. Keep it up, you'll get there!

 

[Larenxis]

your stock is filled by excrement

Genius!

 

[Gigantor]

"but only this time you receive a vessel and a foreign chicken"

Nicely paraphrased, there.

 

[PurpleRain]

I like:
Obstacle: Click to consider

It reminds me of a man standing in front of a fence scratching his chin.