MGSV: Tactical Showering Action

[Mr Icarus]

So I spotted this tweet a few moments ago.

I can only imagine how much ammunition this will now give to Ocelot x Snake x Kaz shippers, may god have mercy on us all. I wouldn't be surprised if you could engage in sheep shearing at this rate.

Oh and... general MGSV: The Phantom Pain hype thread I guess. What other completely redundant features would you like to see in MGSV?

Spoiler

WHERE IS THE DAMN RELEASE DATE KOJIMA?!

 

[Pyro Yuy]

Release date... I hope pc is about the same time.

 

[Mr Icarus]

Release date... I hope pc is about the same time.

Oh man if there is a delay between console and PC release it'll kill me.

 

[the_dramatica]

Does this mean you can also not take a shower and walk around wearing the flesh of your enemies?

 

[Mr Icarus]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

 

[aozgolo]

I wonder if we'll be able to do impressive naked forward somersaults while simultaneously obscuring Solid Snake Jr. from the camera?

 

[Tohuvabohu]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

The chances of this happening are somewhat significant. Given that you can order your horse to crap on the floor. You will obviously be able to roll around in the horse crap and smear Snake's body with it. Next step would be to butcher dozens of enemies. And come back to Mother Base caked with blood and horse shit. While shirtless. And wearing a chicken cap.

Also, I wonder just how gory this game will be. From what I remember of Ground Zeroes, it wasn't really THAT bloody was it? Then again, I tended not to massacre enemies and slit too many throats.

Also, RELEASE DATE PLEEEAASEEEE

 

[Quellist]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

The chances of this happening are somewhat significant. Given that you can order your horse to crap on the floor. You will obviously be able to roll around in the horse crap and smear Snake's body with it. Next step would be to butcher dozens of enemies. And come back to Mother Base caked with blood and horse shit. While shirtless. And wearing a chicken cap.

Also, I wonder just how gory this game will be. From what I remember of Ground Zeroes, it wasn't really THAT bloody was it? Then again, I tended not to massacre enemies and slit too many throats.

Also, RELEASE DATE PLEEEAASEEEE

Considering what a nutball Kojima is (ok he's a genius nutball but he's still a nutball), i wouldn't be surprised by any of this being ingame

 

[josemlopes]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

The chances of this happening are somewhat significant. Given that you can order your horse to crap on the floor. You will obviously be able to roll around in the horse crap and smear Snake's body with it. Next step would be to butcher dozens of enemies. And come back to Mother Base caked with blood and horse shit. While shirtless. And wearing a chicken cap.

Also, I wonder just how gory this game will be. From what I remember of Ground Zeroes, it wasn't really THAT bloody was it? Then again, I tended not to massacre enemies and slit too many throats.

Also, RELEASE DATE PLEEEAASEEEE

Considering what a nutball Kojima is (ok he's a genius nutball but he's still a nutball), i wouldn't be surprised by any of this being ingame

I wouldnt be suprised if the enemies could smell the shit in your body (now if they go check what it is or go away thats another story)

 

[Quellist]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

The chances of this happening are somewhat significant. Given that you can order your horse to crap on the floor. You will obviously be able to roll around in the horse crap and smear Snake's body with it. Next step would be to butcher dozens of enemies. And come back to Mother Base caked with blood and horse shit. While shirtless. And wearing a chicken cap.

Also, I wonder just how gory this game will be. From what I remember of Ground Zeroes, it wasn't really THAT bloody was it? Then again, I tended not to massacre enemies and slit too many throats.

Also, RELEASE DATE PLEEEAASEEEE

Considering what a nutball Kojima is (ok he's a genius nutball but he's still a nutball), i wouldn't be surprised by any of this being ingame

I wouldnt be suprised if the enemies could smell the shit in your body (now if they go check what it is or go away thats another story)

Tactical Dumping action to lay a false trail for them!

 

[ExDeath730]

The name of this thread is perfect for some kind of Metal Gear porn parody, specially if it's a gay porn parody, it fits like a glove.

But anyway...I want this game. C'mon, Kojima!

 

[josemlopes]

I can imagine it now...

Walking around Mother Base caked in blood and crap, instead of saluting, your recruits hold their noses.

The chances of this happening are somewhat significant. Given that you can order your horse to crap on the floor. You will obviously be able to roll around in the horse crap and smear Snake's body with it. Next step would be to butcher dozens of enemies. And come back to Mother Base caked with blood and horse shit. While shirtless. And wearing a chicken cap.

Also, I wonder just how gory this game will be. From what I remember of Ground Zeroes, it wasn't really THAT bloody was it? Then again, I tended not to massacre enemies and slit too many throats.

Also, RELEASE DATE PLEEEAASEEEE

Considering what a nutball Kojima is (ok he's a genius nutball but he's still a nutball), i wouldn't be surprised by any of this being ingame

I wouldnt be suprised if the enemies could smell the shit in your body (now if they go check what it is or go away thats another story)

Tactical Dumping action to lay a false trail for them!

Better bring new magazines that arent porn for those long ones that just wont come out... unless Snake actually reads the articles they bring.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

The name of this thread is perfect for some kind of Metal Gear porn parody

Because names like Big Boss, Naked Snake and Solid Snake couldn't quite cut it in the porn industry, eh

 

[ExDeath730]

The name of this thread is perfect for some kind of Metal Gear porn parody

Because names like Big Boss, Naked Snake and Solid Snake couldn't quite cut it in the porn industry, eh

It stills boggles my mind how there is no porn actor using Naked Snake. Really, the name sells itself alone.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

The name of this thread is perfect for some kind of Metal Gear porn parody

Because names like Big Boss, Naked Snake and Solid Snake couldn't quite cut it in the porn industry, eh

It stills boggles my mind how there is no porn actor using Naked Snake. Really, the name sells itself alone.

And he's got one eye! He's not just Naked Snake. He's a one-eyed snake. It's fuckin' perfect. Kojima is either a clueless idiot or the best troll ever.

 

[Haerthan]

The name of this thread is perfect for some kind of Metal Gear porn parody

Because names like Big Boss, Naked Snake and Solid Snake couldn't quite cut it in the porn industry, eh

It stills boggles my mind how there is no porn actor using Naked Snake. Really, the name sells itself alone.

And he's got one eye! He's not just Naked Snake. He's a one-eyed snake. It's fuckin' perfect. Kojima is either a clueless idiot or the best troll ever.

Ill go with the best troll ever to be honest. I mean I never seriously expected to ever have the chicken hat. That is somewhat trollish behaviour.

 

[Frezzato]

They did that with Tomb Raider Underworld. Lara gets filthy as you continue climbing but you wash off every time you jump into the ocean. It was a nice touch. And the original Ghost Recon for PC, as well as Uncharted on PS3 had you get wet when you dunked into a river, only to dry out over time. At least I think you dried out in Ghost Recon. Can't remember now.

Anyway, they need to do that more in games.