Middle names.

[Andalusa]

Actually, that... that fits.
I think I'll go with this. ^^

Well, it's not right, but it's entertaining..

Obviously.
Aw, come one, tell me. You know mine.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I actually don't mind my middle name. Mine's Alexander.

sounds better than mine "Nelson" *spits tobacco into a bucket*

 

[EeveeElectro]

Actually, that... that fits.
I think I'll go with this. ^^

Well, it's not right, but it's entertaining..

Ronson? Richardson? Rrrr matey, are ye my son?

 

[tehweave]

Robert!

My first name is Ian. I like Robert a little bit better, but I've met some assholes named "rob" and "robbie" during my life, so I don't use my middle name ever.

(That being said, it is easier to say your name at a bar as "Robert" rather than "Ian" when trying to pick up chicks. EEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNN is difficult to pull off, wheras "Rahburt" rolls off the tongue very nicely.)

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Mine's Tyler, I like it, used it quite often when I was younger.

Actually, some older/really good friends of mine still call me Tyler while newer friends just refer to me by my first name. Confuses quite a few people.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

James: bit boring, but I never have to tell anyone so it doesn't matter...

Hey, thats my first name.

Hey thats my last name.

My middle name is Collier. Bit odd, but it has been around for something like 5 generations on my grandfathers side. I used to hate it, but now I don't mind.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Norton.
It's much cooler if you think of the motorbike manufacturer rather than the antivirus software.

I wish your first name were Edward.
And that you had no last name.

Me too.
Me too so hard.

 

[Andalusa]

Obviously.
Aw, come one, tell me. You know mine.

Yeah, alright. Mine isn't nearly as bad as some of the people here.
My middle name is Richardson.
(My last name is way worse, though.)

See, that's not so bad.
And I'm sure your surname isn't that bad.

Now to think of a nickname.

 

[tacomonkey 360]

Yeah mine's Rico.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I have two : Fernando Montoya

It sounds like it could be James Bond's French correspondent. They're actually quite awesome, if I do say so myself...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Obviously.
Aw, come one, tell me. You know mine.

Yeah, alright. Mine isn't nearly as bad as some of the people here.
My middle name is --->Richardson<---.
(My last name is way worse, though.)

See, that's not so bad.
And I'm sure your surname isn't that bad.

Now to think of a nickname.

*ahem*

Spoiler: hint

Dick

 

[gavinator93]

my middle names Anthony and my full name (Gavin Anthony Tully) means graceful white hawk of battle last time i looked it up. so yeah awsomeness in a jar, much like jarate.

 

[soul_rune1984]

Allison. I prefer to spell it Alison though. It's an OK mid name.

 

[Andalusa]

Obviously.
Aw, come one, tell me. You know mine.

Yeah, alright. Mine isn't nearly as bad as some of the people here.
My middle name is --->Richardson<---.
(My last name is way worse, though.)

See, that's not so bad.
And I'm sure your surname isn't that bad.

Now to think of a nickname.

*ahem*

Spoiler: hint

Dick

I know but I can't, it's horrible.
Uhm, I think I'll just stick with Max.

See, that's not so bad.
And I'm sure your surname isn't that bad.

Now to think of a nickname.

Trust me. I am a very trustworthy individual.
It is.

I'll take your word for it.

...Maybe Richie.

 

[jaammiie]

Robert. Maybe. _>

 

[Dragu_]

Barrett. My full name rolls off the tongue oh so easily

 

[Andalusa]

My father was Richard.
My brother is Richard II, or Rich.

If you nickname me "Richie," you may very well destroy the universe.

Is your brother older or younger than you?
If he's older then I dub thee Richard III
If he's younger then you shall simply remain as Max.