miniguns at dawn.

[Mackinator]

Sleep at dawn?

 

[arcticfox11]

Staple removers at dawn.

 

[Son of Makuta]

Rhythm-sticks at dawn.

XKCD references at dawn.

Tenacious D at dawn.

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Dinner at dawn!
Sleeping at dawn!
Having sex with a girl named dawn!

Sleeping in Dawn?

 

[teisjm]

whirlwind-slapping at the crack of noon

 

[ohgodalex]

Boomerangs at dawn.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Dawn at dawn.

I know, its incredibly uncreative

 

[timmytom1]

Wooden Spoons at Dawn!

That`s how real men solve their differences

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Cripple Fight at Dawn.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

best of three thumb war at dawn... I dare you.

You have ninja'd me! For this insult, I challenge you to a game of Go Fish...at dawn!

What the hell is go fish?

It's kind of a kids card game. You get dealt a bunch of cards, and ask each other "do you have a 3 (or whatever you're trying to get)?" If the other person has a three, they give it to you, if not, they tell you to "go fish" and you pick a card from the deck. Maybe this wasn't the best explanation, but we'll still settle our differences using it...

......at dawn!

 

[ThaBenMan]

Trained attack chinchillas, at dawn! (They'll be tired and extra cranky, since they're nocturnal, so you'll wanna bring some goggles...)

 

[bodyklok]

Nuclear pistols... Just before dawn.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Vampiric minions, at dawn! What's that? Your's combusted in the sunlight? MUAHAHAHAHAHA, mine was really just a zombie with fangs!

 

[Zarthek]

Airstrikes, at dawn

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Point finger in gun shape and say Pow! at dawn!

 

[Whoolpurse]

best of three thumb war at dawn... I dare you.

You have ninja'd me! For this insult, I challenge you to a game of Go Fish...at dawn!

What the hell is go fish?

It's kind of a kids card game. You get dealt a bunch of cards, and ask each other "do you have a 3 (or whatever you're trying to get)?" If the other person has a three, they give it to you, if not, they tell you to "go fish" and you pick a card from the deck. Maybe this wasn't the best explanation, but we'll still settle our differences using it...

......at dawn!

Oh I played that as a kid with my grandma, oh the nostalgia!

 

[LilGherkin]

Representatives with guns at dawn.

 

[z0nbie]

Rat-Flails at dawn.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cut Out Folk Art at Dawn
or
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 4.5 Beta at Dawn

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Lunging at dawn.

Wouldn't midday be more apropriate?