[minor spoilers]What kind of Portal 2 core would you be?

[monkey_man]

Well I was rewatching Wheatley's song, from the great people from Miracle of sound [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/miracle-of-sound/3146-Wheatleys-Song-Portal-2[/link] , And I saw the busted cores in the room of busted cores before the endmatch, and I wondered what defected core would you be? A nonsense core? A hiphop core? Post it here!

Spoiler: these ones are taken

I would be a core who loves food, and keeps japping about the different kinds of food it'd eat if it were human.

 

[Cheesus333]

FOURTH WALL CORE!

"So Valve... I hear you've got a game you're working on back there. When can we expect Episode Three, by the way? Oh, don't worry, I can see it all in here. And you should be very, very ashamed."

 

[Worgen]

the kind that says amazingly inappropriate things at the worst times

 

[FalloutJack]

"Did you think you had destroyed me? I laugh at your pitiful heroics! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAH!! You'll never stop my twisted plans... I have deathtraps EVERYWHERE! You can never know the extent of my genius, you whelp! Yes yes, just as planned... I planned for that, and that, and oh ESPECIALLY that! I have guns training on you even as we speak! All the buttons are electrified! I HAVE BOMBS STASHED IN ALL THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR IS LAVA!! You will rue the day you dared to meddle in my affairs..."

- The Villain Core

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

Well I was rewatching Wheatley's song, from the great people from Miracle of sound [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/miracle-of-sound/3146-Wheatleys-Song-Portal-2[/link] , And I saw the busted cores in the room of busted cores before the endmatch, and I wondered what defected core would you be? A nonsense core? A hiphop core? Post it here!

Spoiler: these ones are taken

I would be a core who loves food, and keeps japping about the different kinds of food it'd eat if it were human.

What is this? Seriously?

 

[Dr. Paine]

... I'd kind of like to be the core responsible for GLaDOS' songs, honestly.

 

[Mathak]

Creeper Core.

'That's a very nice Portal Gun you got there. 'D be a shame if something happened to it...'

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I'd be a meme core, being totally silent until a meme opportunity appeared and then sporadically yelling it to the nearest being with ears.

It'd Confuse the hell out of everyone, including the people who built it.

Why be this core? See above sentence.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd be The Song Core, who randomly breaks out into song for no reason.
"Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars, let me see what spring is like ooooo--in space--oonnn, Jupiter and Mars"

 

[Free Thinker]

"Hey."
"Hey."
"HEY DUMBASS! Now that I have your attention, just what the hell are you doing? If it involves me or requires me to do something for you, whom I don't know, consider yourself screwed. Now where are those turrets and teddy bears? I had this brilliant idea to sabotage test..."

I'd totally be the Cynical Asshole Core with a pleasing bass voice.

 

[GeorgW]

I would be the fact core out of the already established ones, and the fanboy core as a new one.
"ZOMG! You're Chell!! I'm in Portal! OMGTHISISTHEBESTDAYOFMYLIFE!"

 

[Whoolpurse]

The kinda that says something when you're not looking, playing dead when you are. Soo.. Creepy I guess. Kinda like Woody, from toy story and humans.

 

[Tharwen]

The Socially Awkward Core.

"Um... hi"

"Where are you taking me? Not that I mind, of course. I'm just curious"

"What's that you're holding? I said, what's that you- never mind. Forget I said anything"

 

[Leemaster777]

"Hi. I love ponies. Do you love ponies? I love ponies."

"Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony. Who's your favorite pony? Is it Fluttershy? Everyone loves Fluttershy."

"Do you hate ponies? Haters gonna hate, you know. Ponies love and tolerate, you know."

"Did you know that Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than your average pony? It's true, it's been proven scientifically."

"The Neighsayers aren't nice. I'm not whining about them, though. I'm complaining. THHHHHIIIIIIS is WHHHINNING."

Brony core. Fuck yeah.

 

[Dirkie]

The "Has Seen It All" core?
"yup, and now comes the part where he...(you know the part, i've seen it)"

 

[Bassman_2]

The Lazy Core - "I'm going to bake you into a cake. Tomorrow. Maybe."

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'd post a custom picture of a personality sphere, but current VTF imag plugins do not yet exist that support the newest version of the Source Engine, or its version of VTF containers.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'd be the Deadpool Core. Homogenized Chaotic.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The Sarcasm Sphere

"By the way, remember when I said that last test was nearly impossible? It was actually designed to be solved by test monkeys. On heroin. No wonder it took you so long to finish..."

 

[meepop]

I'd be the MineCraft Core. "Hey wanna play Minecraft?" "Whadja do in Minecraft?" "Did Creepers blow up your stuff in Minecraft?" A core that was shaped like a cube, no one would be worthy enough to speak to me except Notch himself. Either that or the Happily Truthful Core: "Carrying me actually gives you a fantastic case of flesh-eating parasites!" "My robotic calculations having figured out you're going to die! Yay!" I'd be the Core that everyone loves. Shut up, at least I'd be honest...