MiracleOfSound said:
haha, those are great
Kinda describes New Vegas pretty well too. Though you forgot to mention the endless loading screens!
Oh! You mean you want the other stanzas? After Wayne played this song over and over again, I couldn't help but make alternate lyrics for it...yes the whole song. I even threw in hints to help get past some of the glitches. I was also working on a song called "Johnny Retard" but at that point I just started turning the radio off.
You asked for it (sort of), here are the complete lyrics for Glitches by the Number:
Glitches by the Number,
Bugs by the score,
every day I play it less,
'cause each day it crashes more,
Glitches by the number,
It's a game I can't win,
'Caus the quests I do stop counting,
and the game picks when to end.
Heartache number one was when they left me
I never knew companions go away
And then at vault twenty two
Was when I found them again
Got them back but couldn?t make them stay
Yes, I've got
Glitches by the Number,
Bugs by the score,
every day I play it less,
'cause each day it crashes more,
Glitches by the number,
It's a game I can't win,
'Caus the quests I do stop counting,
and the game picks when to end.
Endless Loading Screen
was what would halt me
And one side of those Vegas gates I stay
With cowboy hat
I waited for what?s beyond the door
I waited but could not go on my way
Yes, It's got
Glitches by the Number,
Bugs by the score,
every day I play it less,
'cause each day it crashes more,
Glitches by the number,
It's a game I can't win,
'Caus the quests I do stop counting,
and the game picks when to end.