Misconceptions about Germans (Those damn Nazis!)

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Gennadios

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I got cussed out by a German restaurant owner in the States after I asked if he could put on any David Hasselhoff albums.

I don't know why he got so defensive, I'd actually like to hear him sing some day.
 

Sonicron

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I suppose I should be thick-skinned against this mindless slur by now, but instead I find my once copious reserves of "don't give a fuck" have been largely depleted over the years, to the point that I genuinely get mad now when anyone starts this 'Germans = nazis" bullshit. Receiving ignorant hate for something you personally had nothing to do with, and usually from people who were never there to witness it in the first place... it gets old. Really.
So, thank you, Karoshi, for making this thread. Seeing it was an unexpected delight to my hangover-addled brain this morning. :)
 
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mechashiva77 said:
Eh, don't let those people get you down. They probably think that the Russians are still communist or that all Americans are fat and hicks, or in the case of America: all British people kiss the Queen's ass.
how dare you! our queens arse is the finest arse ever rounded and clean it is
 

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Mate, you should here what we say about the French. England has a regrettable racist streak. Scotland and Wales not so much, because they're too busy hating on England. No-one thinks Germans are Nazis, we're just arseholes, arseing around.
speak for yourself, ive never said a bad word about the germans or the french or our neighbours scotland, ireland or wales. wherever you go in the world there will be 'those kind of people' its not england as a whole just some idiots.
 

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Not Italy, I mean someone we can actually win against half the time.
Italy are a really bizarre bogey team for you guys... I never really got that... *shrug*

Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature or music. It's so bad that the most timid kind of talk between lovers can sound like the most dirty thing ever said to someone who doesn't understand German. I like the English language so much more ;_;
Huh... you'd be surprised... I have a couple of friends who reckon foreplay in German is the sexiest thing ever. I'm not sure whether them being lesbian has any relevance at all, but... nnh?!

Anyway, depends on what kind of literature/music you're into... almost anything pre-1900 isn't that bad in German. However, granted, not what one would term 'popular'... :/
 

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Here in the UK we still have to deal with being called tea-drinking-crumpet-eaters. Tally Ho and all that.
Yea it's not as bad (or racist) as being referred to as a Nazi the whole time, but it's just a stereotype, wrong as it is, you just have to deal with it.

I quite like Germans/Germany personally. Especially cars. German cars are awesome.
 

Ryotknife

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What? did you miss the video during the olmypics which showed Germany as a bunch of evil baddies? I mean, dont get me wrong it was a nice video from a historical perspective, but it had no place in that setting (considering one of the major points of that event is to bring the world together in a productive manner...).

If it makes you feel any better, USA doesnt consider germany to be nazis. Course we have a short term memory, we have already forgotten about the Russians, the Cold war, and communism and that was more recent (now communists are generally associated with liberals).
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature or music. It's so bad that the most timid kind of talk between lovers can sound like the most dirty thing ever said to someone who doesn't understand German. I like the English language so much more ;_;
gonna have to agree. The german language does sound dark and evil. It sounds like they are constantly trying to spit on you. That said, a verbal lashing in German is quite epic.

Course, English is about 10 different ways of F'ed up. I still consider English to be one of the worst languages in the world.
 

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I'd feel bad for you, but I live in the US. I have to deal with being called fat and stupid all the time. It isn't just by idiots who don't understand how political groups and countries work either.
 

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Ryotknife said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature or music. It's so bad that the most timid kind of talk between lovers can sound like the most dirty thing ever said to someone who doesn't understand German. I like the English language so much more ;_;
gonna have to agree. The german language does sound dark and evil. It sounds like they are constantly trying to spit on you. That said, a verbal lashing in German is quite epic.

Course, English is about 10 different ways of F'ed up. I still consider English to be one of the worst languages in the world.
It's both the best language and the worst language for the exact same reasons. It's fucked up because of it's multilingual roots, but that's what gives it such an extensive vocabulary.

Personally, I like how German sounds. It's got a raw strength to it.
 

DudeistBelieve

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Dude. Germans (of which I am 1/2 of) shoved people into ovens. We gotta deal with the Nazi-insults for just a little while, because it's going to take a little time for that wound to heal.

Probably an unpopular position but... that's how I see it.
 

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all the positive blanket statements about Germans(good engineers, punctual and all that) always bring tears to my eyes since, while we still are that there is so much wrong with this country it's really sad. like did you know why Germany didn't suffer as much in the recent recession? during the ten years before that and accounting for inflation the average German salary grew by about -1%, the only ones how profited from 10 years of economic boom were corporations and super rich people.
oh and we definitly have a racism Problem, not so much when you are here as tourists, we are happy to take your money but please don't stay. just google "Nationalsozialistischer Untergrund" and have fun.



oh and the funniest thing i ever read about Germans was a statement by an Englishman how bad German cooking is. still makes me giggle to think about that.
 

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SckizoBoy said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature or music. It's so bad that the most timid kind of talk between lovers can sound like the most dirty thing ever said to someone who doesn't understand German. I like the English language so much more ;_;
Huh... you'd be surprised... I have a couple of friends who reckon foreplay in German is the sexiest thing ever. I'm not sure whether them being lesbian has any relevance at all, but... nnh?!

Anyway, depends on what kind of literature/music you're into... almost anything pre-1900 isn't that bad in German. However, granted, not what one would term 'popular'... :/
Your friends might consider "it sounds dirty" to be a very good thing.

On the musical side, I'll just leave this here.


... I trust I won't even have to mention Rammstein.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature [...].
You are totally wrong and I feel insulted. There is nothing remotely "doggish" about it and most languages with a sufficient diverse vocabulary are more or less equally suited for literature.
 

Atrocious Joystick

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I've never really actually thought of Nazis when I think of Germany. Perhaps it's only in countries that were in involved in WW2.

The only negative stereotype I have is that you can be damn uppity about your language. You dub everything and some of the older folks one talks to look like they want to stab you in the neck for having the audacity to speak to them in this filthy English language. It's jarring when you come from a country where everyone speaks english and dubbing is only for children.
 

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i just thought of something, assuming you call someone a Nazi, because they have a German nationality, doesn't that make you a Nazi? someone who discriminates based on nationality.
 

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I reckon us Brits take the piss out of Germans because we know that Germany has been doing better then us for quite a long time, and we need to take it back to a time when we were better then you to make our metaphorically small dicks feel better ;)