Misconceptions about Germans (Those damn Nazis!)

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I wouldn't worry about it too much, the British make fun of everyone including the rest of the British. We generally mean no harm in it, just give as good as you get and we can all laugh at each others expense. Unless they actually mean what they are saying then they're ignorant pricks and should be ignored as such.

Plus the it seems Germans to have finally started to grasp the concept of humour.


Well that's one stereotype down anyway :p
 

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I had an ex who liked to be whispered at in German. It can be a very sexy language.

As a Brit born and schooled in Düsseldorf, I feel like Germany is my father country but the UK is my mother country; although overall I prefer the UK. The Germans I know are very relaxed and have a terrific sense of humour, but then again so do my British friends, and I align myself more towards the UK having ultimately lived here longer. Plus... I've always found German cities to be architecturally dour; Berlin is quite boring, as is my hometown.

Although when I go to Germany they make the very best Brötchen (breadrolls). English baps pale in comparison! Damn that's made me hungry now.
 

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Grimbold said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature [...].
You are totally wrong and I feel insulted. There is nothing remotely "doggish" about it and most languages with a sufficient diverse vocabulary are more or less equally suited for literature.
Indeed, german can be a very beautiful language. some people tend to bark it indeed, but those are often not quite the type of people who care for literature.

Our relationship to people we dont consider germans is complicated. Often it seem people feel they have to be nice, due to our history and that there is a lot hidden. Like very bad opinions about immigrants, which you notice if you've got a last name that doesnt sound german and try to get an appartment in certain parts of certain cities.
But thats not a problem for me, as it would be difficult for anyone to be more german than I am, atleast genetically. I certainly dont care where you come from, or how much melanin your skin contain, I dont mind about religion or culture, as long as you are a nice person, I dont mind.
 

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saintdane05 said:
Ieyke said:
Criticize Germany: YOU ARE STUPID ZOMG!

Criticize America: LOL SERVES DEM MORONS RIGHT!

Definitely learning the lessons of this thread...
I'm an American, dude. "DEM MORONS" are the people I live with every day.
I'm not being misinformed or stereotyping. That's just the facts of the world around me when I walk out my front door every day.

Davey Woo said:
Here in the UK we still have to deal with being called tea-drinking-crumpet-eaters. Tally Ho and all that.
That's not bad AT ALL, IMO.
Hell, I think that's actually something you can be proud of.
The entire "stiff upper lip" mindset (even if it doesn't apply to everyone) makes the Brits seem badass.
 

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i would no even think about Nazis when see a Germans. it is there past no who they currently are.
the misconception i seen was poeple calling rammstein are Nazis
i can understand why the ignorant assume they are due to the imaginary in some of there videos and that there German
well i hear the band is to left politically and anti nazi. also don't want to held back by there countries past and thus they make the music they want even if it is controversial.

they even made a song that had a music video that was porn. it involved body doubles of the band members having sex with porn stars. i have not personalty seen it i just heard about it from Wikipedia.

i can say i like there music but i don't dislike it either like a lot of metal imo. i just found the mixture interesting/weird videos and not understand German made me want learn about them.
 

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Kargathia said:
SckizoBoy said:
Ok, heres a blanket statement for you: the German language is really fucking ugly. It is doggish. It is not well suited to most kinds of literature or music. It's so bad that the most timid kind of talk between lovers can sound like the most dirty thing ever said to someone who doesn't understand German. I like the English language so much more ;_;
Huh... you'd be surprised... I have a couple of friends who reckon foreplay in German is the sexiest thing ever. I'm not sure whether them being lesbian has any relevance at all, but... nnh?!

Anyway, depends on what kind of literature/music you're into... almost anything pre-1900 isn't that bad in German. However, granted, not what one would term 'popular'... :/
Your friends might consider "it sounds dirty" to be a very good thing.

On the musical side, I'll just leave this here.


... I trust I won't even have to mention Rammstein.
Bit of trivia: E Nomine's "singer", Christian Brückner, is actually the voice actor who regularly dubs Robert DeNiro in German movies.
 

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Ieyke said:
saintdane05 said:
Ieyke said:
Criticize Germany: YOU ARE STUPID ZOMG!

Criticize America: LOL SERVES DEM MORONS RIGHT!

Definitely learning the lessons of this thread...
I'm an American, dude. "DEM MORONS" are the people I live with every day.
I'm not being misinformed or stereotyping. That's just the facts of the world around me when I walk out my front door every day.

Davey Woo said:
Here in the UK we still have to deal with being called tea-drinking-crumpet-eaters. Tally Ho and all that.
That's not bad AT ALL, IMO.
Hell, I think that's actually something you can be proud of.
The entire "stiff upper lip" mindset (even if it doesn't apply to everyone) makes the Brits seem badass.
/facepalm

My god i hate it when people trip over their own rhetoric.

"stereotyping is bad! except for american stereotypes because those are true!"

derp de derp.
 

Ieyke

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Ryotknife said:
Ieyke said:
saintdane05 said:
Ieyke said:
Criticize Germany: YOU ARE STUPID ZOMG!

Criticize America: LOL SERVES DEM MORONS RIGHT!

Definitely learning the lessons of this thread...
I'm an American, dude. "DEM MORONS" are the people I live with every day.
I'm not being misinformed or stereotyping. That's just the facts of the world around me when I walk out my front door every day.

Davey Woo said:
Here in the UK we still have to deal with being called tea-drinking-crumpet-eaters. Tally Ho and all that.
That's not bad AT ALL, IMO.
Hell, I think that's actually something you can be proud of.
The entire "stiff upper lip" mindset (even if it doesn't apply to everyone) makes the Brits seem badass.
/facepalm

My god i hate it when people trip over their own rhetoric.

"stereotyping is bad! except for american stereotypes because those are true!"

derp de derp.
I NEVER said stereotypes are bad. I said the stereotype of Germans as Nazis is moronic because it's completely wrong.
Some stereotypes have legitimate reasons for existing.

For example, the stereotypes of Texans as people with a lot of guns, and a lot of ranchers/country folk has a lot of basis in reality.
A TON of people have guns. And some people have a TON of guns. Outside of the big cities, there's craptons of rural space, and it's filled with farmers, ranchers, cattle, crops, and miscellaneous other country folk.
Those stereotypes, as with all stereotypes, don't remotely apply to every Texan, but they're pretty reasonably grounded in reality as major cultural tendencies in Texas.


Plus, do people get offended by being complimented for ridiculous reasons? Not usually.
It's the inaccurate insulting stereotypes that are really the ones worth complaining about.
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People stereotyping Americans as "fat, dumb and war-waging", or whatever, is only slightly annoying to me, because tons of us have none of those issues, BUT it also rings true, because those are three major issues America really DOES need to deal with.

We eat like morons. I don't just mean fast food. Even our regularly grocery store food is pretty messed up a lot of the time. When I came back from being in Germany for a month over the summer, I went to the grocery store....and I wandered back and forth through the place for the first time really considering how frequently we all eat various stuff, and how messed up that stuff is compared to the average stuff I'd eat in Germany. It actually GENUINELY had me a bit disgusted with our insane over-processed, over-modified, over-sized food and food habits.

Our public school system is COMPLETELY messed up. We have a LOT of dumb people. This is not at all helped by the fact that, FOR SOME REASON, whenever our government starts making budget cuts, educational funding is almost always one of the first things to take a hit...which means our Elementray/Middle/High Schools can't afford to buy all the proper materials they need for the students, teachers, and schools themselves....and teachers are horrifically underpaid....which means that a lot of times the intelligent folks, who would otherwise love to be teachers, very often seek some other far better paying form of employment, and their places in the educational system are instead taken by very barely (if at all) qualified folks who simply fancy themselves capable of teaching.
My mother is currently a English and German teacher in a public high school. Having first hand experience with the system and comparing notes with a couple of her friends who are high school teachers in other countries (Germany and...Sweden?), she can't fathom how ANYONE supposes that the current US system is supposed to work.

As for war-waging...yea, well, you all know about this crap. Do you realize that America's military budget over the last decade or so has been more than THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED?
That's insane.
I mean REALLY, WHY?
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So, yea...American stereotypes. They don't portray a lot of people accurately, so that's a little annoying, but on the whole it's really NOT an unreasonable assessment.
To me, that doesn't say "people should stop with that American stereotype". It says "They're kinda right. We should REALLY work to overcome this crap and, as completely as possible, invalidate that stereotype".

But maybe that's just me. I'd rather take valid criticism and try and use it to improve than waste my time getting all indignant that someone dare point it out.
 

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felbot said:
i just thought of something, assuming you call someone a Nazi, because they have a German nationality, doesn't that make you a Nazi? someone who discriminates based on nationality.
No. The Nazis were a political party. To become a member there would be presumably some type of official selection process. There were plenty of Soviets who engaged in discrimination and they were clearly not Nazis.

Also the Nazis discrimated not on nationality (thought they did, but to a lesser degree) but more on race. And sexual orientation and whetever you had mental handicaps.
 

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Reincarnatedwolfgod said:
i would no even think about Nazis when see a Germans. it is there past no who they currently are.
all of this misconception i seen was poeple calling rammstein are Nazis
i can see the ignorant assume they are due to the imaginary in some of there videos and that there German
well i hear the band is to left politically and anti nazi. and also don't want to help back by there countries past and thus they make the music they want even if it is controversial.
The band actually made a song called "Links 2-3-4" in which they explicitly state they're left-wingers. The lyrics go something like "They want my heart in the right spot but then I just look away, for it beats to the left".
The imagery in the video also speaks for itself, I think.

they even made a song that had a video that was porn. by porn i mean real porn involving body doubles of the band members
It was called "Pussy". Obviously not going to post it here.

You'd think "Mann gegen Mann" would be more offensive though.

On a more cheeky note, "Du hast" takes the wedding vow "bis der Tod euch scheide" ("till death do you part") and transforms it into the double entendre "bis zum Tod der scheide" ("till death which does part", but also "till the death of the vagina").

Edit: I almost forgot "Mein Teil", the one inspired by the penis-cooking cannibal killer Armin Meiweis. Heck, the band name itself is taken from one of the greatest tragedies in German history (a fighter jet crashing into the crowd at an airshow at Ramstein airbase)
 

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SckizoBoy said:
Eh... that, dear fellow, was just bad luck, I'm afraid. For the most part, Brits only have a beef with the Germans for two reasons: one, just to take the piss, and even then, yeah, we know where the line is; and two, football..
Agreed on point one, cos taking the piss is our default humour style. Speak for yourself on the second though. Scotland and Wales were full of Germany supporters on "that" day...
 

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The horrors committed by the Nazis, weren't exclusively an effect of German traits, but rather, human traits. We all have our irrational fear of the weak, and as long we don't admit having that fear, evil will stay.
 

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Karoshi said:
A couple years ago, my class took a trip to England. It was a time which I very enjoyed, yet there was one thing which slightly irritated me. While walking around the streets together, a German speaking group, we had our share of comments from passerbys about "Nazis" . Sometimes they were joking, sometimes it was an insult.

Ironic part: 26 out of 31 students were immigrants just like me. We spoke perfect German, but came from a great variety of countries. Most of us never experienced any racism - except that one time when we got called Nazis.

I have lived in Germany for 12 years and I have to say, that this is one of the most tolerant countries I have seen. Muslims are a common sight and I have befriended many girls who wore a hijab, people who would have been constantly criticized in USA (at least, that was my impression). Of course, there are racists here just as in any country, but Germans have a very strong knee-jerk reaction towards any racism bullshit. Sometimes it's pretty exaggerated, but it's better than the opposite.

This country made me feel welcome, when I was poor and didn't know anything about the German language. Therefore, it absolutely pisses me of when every single thread involving Germans always reduces them to "former Nazis - handle with care" caricatures. THIS is racism as well.

My opinion on Germans is as following: They are boring good-doers. The punctual thing is pretty much true. Very anti-war, their army is as small as it can be. Not as big cynics as Russians, you might even call them naive. Many eco-freaks, especially among older generations.

I know most people don't want to insult any Germans, perhaps they mean it as good-natured fun. Still, it drives me bonkers. Please, just stop.

TLDR: Germans aren't Nazis, geez. If you call them Nazis, then you are racist.
Germany has the 9th most expansive military in the world, and are ranked about 15th based on firepower. So I think you're underestimating you own military prowess. While you have small army, its super high tech and well supplied as opposed to countries like China that has a lot of manpower but they are badly supplied
 

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SckizoBoy said:
sky14kemea said:
But really, the people were nice, the food was pretty awesome, and the sweets were fantastic!
Man, the Germans really know their cake!! XD

Ieyke said:
I do always find great amusement in that. The Brits in this huge epic soccer rivalry with the Germans, and the Germans haven't even noticed because they're focused on the Dutch!
Just HIlarious.
That's genuine, real world, comedy gold.
XD
What's hilarious is how offended a lot of English fans get when you tell them this... What the hell?! What do the Dutch have that we don't?! They should so take this more seriously!!

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WHY DOESN'T GERMANY LOVE US?!?! =P
Football-Brittain going all tsundere on germany or what o.o
 

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The Tall Nerd said:
i cant be black/arabic socially and environmentally aware like nice things and be a nice person in live in the usa
What?
 

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Never encountered this on any of my trips to the UK.
Mostly it's me who plays the token german for comedic purposes, if anything.

captcha: "that's hot"

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whaaa... ._. ? no captcha, don't say such things in public, nobody must know D: ! *blush*