That God is some bearded old man that enjoys tormenting people.
That God is some pansy lovey-dovey idea.
That Jesus was not real.
That God is some pansy lovey-dovey idea.
That Jesus was not real.
The governors you keep sending to run for president aren't helping your case much, unfortunately.synobal said:ha I know your pain, some people seem to think everyone in Texas is a cowboy, ride horses around and have six shooters on our hips and ten gallon hats.Ice Azure said:That us people who live in Hawaii all live in grass shacks on the beach, don't wear clothes, and have no electricity. We're civilized like you people in the mainland, dumbasses...
And yes, I've actually had someone ask me that before.
It's kind of ironic really... A lot of people in Hawaii, especially those who haven't travelled out of state, WANT to see snow because we never get it here. I've been out of state a few times but it was years ago and it was during Summer.H31neken said:But... why wouldn't you?Ice Azure said:That us people who live in Hawaii all live in grass shacks on the beach, don't wear clothes, and have no electricity. We're civilized like you people in the mainland, dumbasses...
And yes, I've actually had someone ask me that before.
Not permanently, obviously, but living like that for a few weeks at a time sounds pretty awesome, given the fact that your climate is nothing short of awesome. Unlike the climate here where we get FOUR SODDING MONTHS OF WINTER with a crapload of snow, and temperatures that range from a mild -2C or so to -30C.
I wonder if you read just as much Cracked.com as I do, but yeah, seriously, we've been lied to yet again in history class. Nikola Tesla was awesome. Edison, not so much...the spud said:Here is one my favorites from my very misinformed U.S. history teacher.
Thomas Edison was the greatest inventor ever and he invented the lightbulb.
No, he just stole all his ideas from tesla and hardly invented anything. He was generally an asshole.
You mean like Shore Leave?TEMHOTA said:Are they Holy Divers?Lord Merik said:The whole Christians are stupid, ignorant, and hate filled morons. We are not. Christians are a divers and large group. We are not all one thing.
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To be fair, as a fellow non NYC New Yorker...the rest of the state is pretty forgettable. Hell, our capital is like a ghost city, while NYC is never not crowded.Pargencia said:"So, where do you live, Pargencia?"
"I live in NY."
"Oh, what's it like there? Have you been to the Statue of Liberty? Is everyone in the Big Apple as mean as they say? What's the craziest thing you've seen on the busy streets? Do you walk to work, since it must be hell to drive in the streets? Is the rent REALLY too damn high, or is Jimmy McMillon just a crazy looking black Colonel Sanders talking out of his ass?"
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"You do know there is an entire STATE above that godforsaken city with the same name, right?"